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That's a good joke.  But, 2 years ago I had to handle a tearful phone call from my then 29 yr old daughter (no pics) over that result.  

Flipping between Texas MBB game and CNN. They have the best map and graphics by far 

Kansas vs Michigan State.

then

Duke vs Kentucky.

 

I already voted (only two in line at my polling place) so I can ignore it all at my choosing and just wait for the wailing and gnashing of teeth in the morning.

I will vote on my way home, then I will order some dinner and watch CNN in my office while I get some work done in an attempt to catch up.

47 minutes ago, Whitman said:

Kansas vs Michigan State.

then

Duke vs Kentucky.

Whomever planned college basketball opening day and Election Day should be deported.  Come on, you're going to make me choose between Texas, 2 REALLY GOOD games in KU/MSU and Duke/UK, AND Election Day?  I need 3 TVs in my living room. 

Catch up on Daredevil season 3. 

Going to the watch party at Yard Bar among friends and lots of dogs, which will be good for the blood pressure. 

Just remember the serenity prayer. All you can do is vote, then deal with the fallout.

15 minutes ago, Js1 said:

  I need 3 TVs in my living room. 

This is always the right answer.

Having a friend over, planning on making a couple home made pizzas and drinking heavily. Either in celebration or mourning. I’ll be watching CNN and following any links on here. Gonna be a good night, I can feel it

edit: I took tomorrow off so I can stay up late watching coverage 

Edited by SubliminalHorn

Taunt voters from both parties as they exit the voters booth.

Going to put on my Beto shirt, go to a redneck watering hole I frequent and watch the natives squirm.  Might even talk shit, if the occasion presents itself. 

Lock myself in the fortress of solitude. Fish Tacos. Beer, Wine, Whisky.  Probably watch a movie early and turn on the coverage around 8:30 and fire up the lap top and get to work trying to figure out what's going on.   Kentucky 6th closes at 6:30 EST, VA/FL at 7.  Worse, it's pouring on the Eastern seaboard, VA polls may be open late to accommodate the lines that form after this system moving through.

 

We won't know shit until after 8, so no point watching the talking heads bloviate until results start coming in.

Edited by Bateshorn

21 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Going to put on my Beto shirt, go to a redneck watering hole I frequent and watch the natives squirm.  Might even talk shit, if the occasion presents itself. 

Be sure to get a designated driver or Uber home.   Don't  be like BETO and flee the scene.

 

 

to make my wife orgasm five times...

8 minutes ago, Amobie said:

Be sure to get a designated driver or Uber home.   Don't  be like BETO and flee the scene.

 

 

And definitely don’t be like Ted Cruz.  Whatever you do, don’t be like him.  If Ted doesn’t jump off a building, you should at least consider it.  Bc fuck Ted Cruz, always and forever.    

I wish I could celebrate or drown my sorrows, whichever is applicable. But alas I'm working. So I'll be doing that.

Daughter’s soccer game at 6:30.  Then home to watch returns.  

Think I'm gonna get a bbq spread and some Texas beers and enjoy what could be the true beginning of the end of the Republic.

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Going to put on my Beto shirt, go to a redneck watering hole I frequent and watch the natives squirm.  Might even talk shit, if the occasion presents itself. 

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I currently live in a safe little blue bubble in Connecticut, so I'll be wearing my Tecovas, making some noach and/or some queso,, streaming the 'Horns, and drinking some Tito's..... and sending all my energy back home to Texas in support of our boy Beto. God Bless America.  And holy shit.

Going to put on my Beto shirt, go to a redneck watering hole I frequent and watch the natives squirm.  Might even talk shit, if the occasion presents itself. 


you have the blood of a Bayou Bengal coursing through your veins, inevitably mixed with fine spirits. you have a genetic duty to talk shit.
2 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

Whataburger & booze, probably

But that's just Tuesday.

Tuesday is Chicken day.

16 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

One bourbon.  One scotch.  One beer.

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Watching Fox News and thinking about fucking all of the hot female hosts 

Gonna head home, grab the wife and mosey up to the old high school for the Kiwanis all you can eat pancake supper.  It's the pancake supper.  We do it every election.

As mentioned several times, gonna watch John King. Will flip around the other channels just out of curiosity too. 

I’m just going to enjoy the online meltdowns that some of you are sure to have regardless of who wins 

Edited by Chilly Water

2 hours ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Watching Fox News and thinking about fucking all of the hot female hosts 

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DC for Beto watch party then home to watch results the rest of the night. 

6 hours ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Watching Fox News and thinking about fucking all of the hot female hosts 

So tailored jerseys are quite the panty dropper, eh? 

11 hours ago, sidis said:

to make my wife orgasm five times...

How many friends are you having over?

10 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 


you have the blood of a Bayou Bengal coursing through your veins, inevitably mixed with fine spirits. you have a genetic duty to talk shit.

After the conviction, you can vote in Florida.

Crazy turnout at the Kopser for Congress party at Native Hostel.  Didn't go his way, but fun time.  He'll be in elected office before long.  Chip Roy is what Ambien takes when Ambien can't fall asleep.  

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