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Problem is this is Jones' team.  Getting rid of Garrett ain't going to do shit.  Jones won't hire anyone that'll actually lead the team.  He'll hire the next guy that obeys his every command.  

Ha. I don't know why you guys give a shit anymore. Nothing will change until Jerry's no longer in charge. 2007, 2014, 2016 were the outliers. The other years are exactly the mediocrity that's the hallmark of this franchise under Jerry Jones. None of it changes as long as he breathes in oxygen. I hate to be dark about that but he's not giving up this thing while he's still alive.

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Just now, mdmost said:

Ha. I don't know why you guys give a shit anymore. Nothing will change until Jerry's no longer in charge. 2007, 2014, 2016 were the outliers. The other years are exactly the mediocrity that's the hallmark of this franchise under Jerry Jones. None of it changes as long as he breathes in oxygen. I hate to be dark about that but he's not giving up this thing while he's still alive.

Ehhh Stephen will be just as bad most likely. But still, fuck them regardless. Plus with the Horns going down the last 2 weeks, I was hoping at least some team I root for would do anything this weekend. 

At least we have the draft to look forward too.

My math may be off but since Jimmy was pushed out, the Cowboys are 169-172. 

9 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Fuck you both.

Congrats.  You are a little over 20 years behind me.  Well, on boss hawg.  Think Garrett was a clipboard holder back then.

1 minute ago, shnsajax said:

At least we have the draft to look forward too.

Hell yeah, cant wait to see who they take in the 1st!!

Go ahead and kick off the Cowboys offseason thread. This bitch is done.

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2 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Someone needs to post a picture of tom landry with that curse effect

I think you mean Jimmy Johnson.  that's the curse.  there is a very small piece of me that wishes we had lost that SB that that shithead Switzer coached.

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1 minute ago, cochamps said:

Congrats.  You are a little over 20 years behind me.  Well, on boss hawg.  Think Garrett was a clipboard holder back then.

Well I didn't have an outlet like this site to vent 20 years ago haha.

1 minute ago, shnsajax said:

At least we have the draft to look forward too.

No, no you don’t.

You have nothing to look forward to until the Jones clan sells out to a Chinese Billionaire who cares about winning or dies in a plane crash.

Only  then will things possibly get better. Unless you are a masochist, start watching curling or quidditch.

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7 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Someone needs to post a picture of tom landry with that curse effect

How? They won 3 Super Bowls shortly after firing Landry. You can argue Jerry was a douche how he went about it but Landry moving on was the right call and actually needed to happen sooner. Landry is not the curse. The curse is Jerry's ego. He sold his soul for 3 Super Bowls and is paying for it ever since.

No, no you don’t.
You have nothing to look forward to until the Jones clan sells out to a Chinese Billionaire who cares about winning or dies in a plane crash.
Only  then will things possibly get better. Unless you are a masochist, start watching curling or quidditch.


Sarcasm!

Yep. I’m a used to be die hard that has slowly lost interest over the last 20 years. Still watch every game but have gone from pissed off to ‘oh well’. Not sure how much I have left.  What sux is that I’m about halfway through this same process with the horns. The worst weekends are when both lose.

I would like to think that Stephen executes a full coup and fires Garrett tomorrow.  

Shit, even Jerry has to know at this point that Garrett needs to go.  

Who does Lincoln Riley hire as DC next season? I'm guessing Gregg Williams

Lol we'll probably end up hiring Hue Jackson

How many super bowls have the Cowboys won since Tom passed away?

Hell, I think they've only won 2 playoff games since then.  (Fun fact- the Texans have won 3)

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Just now, Dennis Taylor said:

How many super bowls have the Cowboys won since Tom passed away?

Hell, I think they've only won 2 playoff games since then.  (Fun fact- the Texans have won 3)

Ok so you think he's the curse because he died of old age? I had assumed you thought he was the curse because of how he was fired. Odd but eh whatever.

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Oh I expect nothing during this season. There's no point. He won't do that to Garrett. He did to Wade but Wade is not Garrett at all.

The basic issue is what it always has been--Jerry would rather lose than win if someone else is able to take credit for it. That's why Garrett is here. He's Jerry's puppet, and would thus validate all of Jerry's delusions with a championship. 

That said, I thought we'd at least beat f**king Tennessee.

Need to clap harder, I guess. 

42 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Fuck you both.

I don't have enough power to give you +1000 on this...

17 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Ok so you think he's the curse because he died of old age? I had assumed you thought he was the curse because of how he was fired. Odd but eh whatever.

OK then maybe Jerry's original face is the curse...who cares...they suck and will continue to suck for a long long time 

I'm tired of watching that stupid motherfucker chew that gum on the sidelines. Enough with that worthless, incompetent fuck.

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2 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

OK then maybe Jerry's original face is the curse...who cares...they suck and will continue to suck for a long long time 

Jerry is the curse. He gave and he took away. We sold out for success in a 5 year window and 2 decades plus of suck. Is that a worthwhile trade off? Maybe. You always want Super Bowls. I just want to experience a Super Bowl while I'm an adult and can celebrate and enjoy. I was 8,9 and 11 during the 3 in 4 year run. I am 34 now. I didn't appreciate those Super Bowls. Hell I started to watch football at the age of 6. So as I am grasping what the game is, my team is winning Super Bowls and I think it's normal and no biggie.

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4 minutes ago, michaelpshayes said:

the man should be committed 

 

Tired? Lmao. They just came off a fucking bye week and have only played 7 games.

I'm a Cowboys fan and a Jerry Jones hater, I'm hoping he hires Jeff Fisher, or he trades the rest of his draft for Jon Gruden.

8 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Hell Id take Gundy

is jason garrett even a man?.....is he 40?

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1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

is jason garrett even a man?.....is he 40?

I think Jason Garrett has a pussy.

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I think Jason Garrett has a pussy.

it is 40?

26 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I think Jason Garrett has a pussy.

so if he gained 100 lbs and stopped showering you'd fuck him?

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55 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

so if he gained 100 lbs and stopped showering you'd fuck him?

So you are asking if I'd fuck your mom?

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4 hours ago, mdmost said:

Ha. I don't know why you guys give a shit anymore. Nothing will change until Jerry's no longer in charge. 2007, 2014, 2016 were the outliers. The other years are exactly the mediocrity that's the hallmark of this franchise under Jerry Jones. None of it changes as long as he breathes in oxygen. I hate to be dark about that but he's not giving up this thing while he's still alive.

nah, there's no use in shooting messenger.  This has been the truth since '89.  The greatness of Jimmy Johnson overcame Jerrah. It even overcame Barry Switzer.  

Jerrah is a fucking clown when it comes to football.

Cowboy’s coaching search starts and ends with Bill O’Brien....

 

My math may be off but since Jimmy was pushed out, the Cowboys are 169-172. 

 

As a Cowboys hater I really wanted to take that and run with it but it’s not accurate. Jimmy left in March 1994.

 

Since 1994 the Cowboys are 211-180.

 

 

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