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  • Counting all the votes is not voter fraud.  Please FUCK OFF with this narrative that counting outstanding votes is shady/unethical.  Suing to STOP votes being counted (looking at you, Arizona GOP) sho

  • Jim Tom Pinch
    Jim Tom Pinch

    Apologies for interrupting the Left Wing circle jerk in here.   Carry on.

  • Not "evenly", just well-gerrymandered to keep the GOP heads above water.

Actually, it was here 4 hours ago.

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28 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Actually, it was here 4 hours ago.

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Still one of the funniest moments in politics ever.

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6 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Not so funny now though.

He's been the least embarrassing member of the Trump admin so far (not that its a high bar, but still).

Do you even Mattis bro?

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Just now, G650 said:

Do you even Mattis bro?

True dat

Okay so which of the half dozen or so likely candidates for official game day thread is in fact the official game day thread?

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18 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Okay so which of the half dozen or so likely candidates for official game day thread is in fact the official game day thread?

What are the other candidates?

What is it about the name Joy, having a job in the media, and having the I.Q. of a barnacle?

 

Joy Reid 
? 
@JoyAnnReid 
Hugely important point just now by @ezraklein: if the outcome of the midterms is that Republicans lose the popular vote for House and Senate, as they did w/ the White House, but due to gerrymandering emerge still controlling all three (and the Supreme Court)? Legitimacy crisis. 

 

 

Just exactly how does one go about gerrymandering the Senate and the White House?
 

Here we go 

 

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John King is tapping around on his TV. Its go time motherfuckers.

It cracks me up when these early returns come in with like 2,300 votes and have to say “THESE NUMBERS ARE SMALL IT’S STILL VERY EARLY!” over and over again.

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I am not enjoying the early numbers.

Just now, Calihorn said:

I am not enjoying the early numbers.

Rurals always report first bro. Chill

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1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Rurals always report first bro. Chill

Going to be a heavy drinking night.

Which polls are already closed?  Isn't everyone open until 7 local time?

1 minute ago, Calihorn said:

Going to be a heavy drinking night.

GOP results in some of these counties are well below what Trump was winning them with. 

Dropping in to say Good luck, we're all counting on you. 

Just now, DDD Dad said:

Which polls are already closed?  Isn't everyone open until 7 local time?

Some of Indiana and Tucky close at 6 ET

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Just now, DDD Dad said:

Which polls are already closed?  Isn't everyone open until 7 local time?

A bit of Kentucky and Indiana. And, mostly, yes. Some precincts/counties are getting extended time due to the number of people voting.

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1 minute ago, Js1 said:

GOP results in some of these counties are well below what Trump was winning them with. 

I remember, I'm just stressed about tonight.

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Six states close polling in 28 minutes 

Loins girded 

Several locations in Houston are staying open late-is it all crowds, or were there problems?

Yes it's early, but if Donnely losses the Senate definitely stays red

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Yes it's early, but if Donnely losses the Senate definitely stays red

Look at where those votes are from.  I'm not worried.

 

Yet.

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1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Yes it's early, but if Donnely losses the Senate definitely stays red

Braun is basically at Romney numbers. Send all your thoughts and prayers to Indianapolis 

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Yes it's early, but if Donnely losses the Senate definitely stays red

False 

Huh - according to exit polling more voters opposed Kavanaugh and think Trump is too tough on immigration.

Where are all the dingdongs who were screaming about Kavanaugh being the cause for a red wave?

Bueller? Bueller?

I’m waiting for the people that said the Schumer shutdown would have midterm consequences 

3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

False 

Hope you're right

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Amy McGrath ahead now.

EDIT: aaaaaaand lead change. I'm going to stop doing this for the sake of my mental health.

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I wasn't going to start drinking until 7 but not sure I can wait.

Election night is once every 2 years. Party time.

2 years ago I was at a big happy neighborhood party that was celebratory until about 8 PM and then it turned stunned and shocked.

This year it's just me and my dog and the TV.  Election night PTSD.

White House already putting out the talking point that polls were wrong in 2016 so they must be wrong tonight.

“The president is laying low and watching TV.”

So fucking presidential, y’all.

Just now, Bama Chick said:

White House already putting out the talking point that polls were wrong in 2016 so they must be wrong tonight.

“The president is laying low and watching TV.”

So fucking presidential, y’all.

Better than fuckin' shit up again...

Just now, Buzzrock said:

 


Gross

 

Yeah, about to switch to the Cabernet or whiskey 

I don’t drink but I’m on Diet Coke number one with 10 mg of Valium on board.

Projected to win -

Bernie Sanders - VT - I
Tim Kaine - VA - D

Per CNN

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Just now, Bama Chick said:

Projected to win -

Bernie Sanders - VT - I
Tim Kaine - VA - D

Per CNN

To the surprise of nobody.

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