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Scott and DeSantis up early in Florida with 3% reporting.

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  • Counting all the votes is not voter fraud.  Please FUCK OFF with this narrative that counting outstanding votes is shady/unethical.  Suing to STOP votes being counted (looking at you, Arizona GOP) sho

  • Jim Tom Pinch
    Jim Tom Pinch

    Apologies for interrupting the Left Wing circle jerk in here.   Carry on.

  • Not "evenly", just well-gerrymandered to keep the GOP heads above water.

Can they make Wolf go sit down at the news desk and just let King do his thing?

one of my favorite nights:  watching nationwide elections results.  too many storylines to follow

OT - I’m excited to see the Hugh Jackman Gary Hart movie.

40 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

 Didn’t open in time. 

As organized as a Houston Surly HH. 

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3 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

OT - I’m excited to see the Hugh Jackman Gary Hart movie.

Same, I'll watch anything with Hugh in it.

In line to #rockthevote now.

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Kim Davis lost.

1 minute ago, Calihorn said:

Kim Davis lost.

Man.  That's just a real damned shame....

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Man.  That's just a real damned shame....
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Bottom falling out of manchun market. 

Wexton win. Comstock GONE

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Just now, Js1 said:

Wexton win. Comstock GONE

1 down, 22 to go.

Dem house markets all moving big now. 

Alright fuckers.  I got a full slate of bbq, plenty of beer, and way-too-high expectations.  Let's do this shit!

Manchin and Nelson ahead.

Only 2% in in WV, 53% in FL.

Gillum ahead in FL.

Cordray ahead in Ohio with 18% in.

Kemp ahead with 4% in.

Y’all I’m feeling something I haven’t felt since November 2016 in regards to politics.

Fucking hope.

Y’all I’m feeling something I haven’t felt since November 2016 in regards to politics.

Fucking hope.


It’s the drugs
2 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Y’all I’m feeling something I haven’t felt since November 2016 in regards to politics.

Fucking hope.

Me too, but:

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It's the Rebel Yell for me


Solid choice
3 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Y’all I’m feeling something I haven’t felt since November 2016 in regards to politics.

Fucking hope.

Not me. Not yet.

3 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Y’all I’m feeling something I haven’t felt since November 2016 in regards to politics.

Fucking hope.

I don’t recall much feeling of hope in November 2016. But cheers. 

Good news for Shalalala. She wins. She can head to bed 

John king is blabbering too much. Focus. Focus.

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1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Good news for Shalalala. She wins. She can head to bed 

2 down, 21 to go.

And, boy howdy, my Facebook feed is maddddddd.

CNN just announced a shitton of Democrat Senators winning re-election.

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

John king is blabbering too much. Focus. Focus.

He seems bored but now it’s fire time 

My report from the polls...

I was a greeter for John Turner - went to Kramer Elementary early afternoon. 

1) Kid from the playground kept screeching "Vote for Ted Cruz" from the playground to voters walking in to vote.  He was outside the boundary so I didn't report the little bastard.  But he did get inside my head.

2) When school let out, the teachers took some of the special needs kids to their buses.  Cute little kids, and put all the snarkiness of these elections into perspective. 

3) Pete Sessions showed up.  And I'm told someone saw me on the news.  Pete was cool when I spoke to him but his natural state is kind of grouchy I think.

4) My opposing greeter for Lisa Luby Ryan was perhaps the nicest guy I have met in a while.  Since turnout was light and we were the only two there for much of the time, we just shot the shit.

 

Oh, also canvassed for Allred in the morning.  Kind of Pointless.  No one home.

 

The Alabama parts of Florida must have just reported.

Just now, Message Board User said:

Gillum now only ahead by a cunt hair in Florida.  Guh.

That's because the Nawf Alabama counties in Florida just closed.  That was always strong R (hard r too)

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