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Also. Elliotte Engel looks like a clown. 

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  • Counting all the votes is not voter fraud.  Please FUCK OFF with this narrative that counting outstanding votes is shady/unethical.  Suing to STOP votes being counted (looking at you, Arizona GOP) sho

  • Jim Tom Pinch
    Jim Tom Pinch

    Apologies for interrupting the Left Wing circle jerk in here.   Carry on.

  • Not "evenly", just well-gerrymandered to keep the GOP heads above water.

6 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

The real game day thread question is whether I pour another bourbon or wind it down. Easy lean is towards another pour for west coast and science. 

pour another brother

Agent 47 wins for craziest, most entertaining posts in this thread.

Duncan Hunter will be serving in the house from Terminal Island Federal Penitentiary.  Good work Republicans.  You didn't vote for the brown guy with the funny name that isn't charged with dozens of felonies. 

Just now, Gil Bang said:

Duncan Hunter will be serving in the house from Terminal Island Federal Penitentiary.  Good work Republicans.  You didn't vote for the brown guy with the funny name that isn't charged with dozens of felonies. 

Chris Collins will be there, too.

Party of law and order.

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

Duncan Hunter will be serving in the house from Terminal Island Federal Penitentiary.  Good work Republicans.  You didn't vote for the brown guy with the funny name that isn't charged with dozens of felonies. 

He and Chris Collins could share a cell!

North Texas bloodbath
 


Did the Dallas HQ2 bid have any state incentives kicked in?

Because if it did, it doesn’t anymore.
4 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

The real game day thread question is whether I pour another bourbon or wind it down. Easy lean is towards another pour for west coast and science. 

Pour one for me.

10 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

there's that educated electorate

All other races aside, this is the most ridiculous of the night.  I can absolutely believe it happened, but it really shows the explicit ignorance of the voting populace.  How sad.

5 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

As disgusted as I am with my home state of Florida, I reserve my ultimate ire for the morally bankrupt and gross voters in Duncan Hunter’s district.

Dude is a literal thief, under indictment, and ran some of the most racist ads in history.

Yet they still said “Here! Take my vote!”

And they make fun of people from the south. Fuck every last one of those people.

I have family in the CA-50 and I think that, to a person, they all voted for Hunter.

It's shitty.

If Ben McAdams wins, Dems will have picked up solitary seats in OK, KS and UT

9 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

I meant women don't have dicks to step on but over analyze it however you want.

Blame it on the alcohol.  It's because Hillary I didn't get the joke.  

Edited by LongestHorn

Maybe Trump will start pushing a liberal agenda to keep the heat off him.

 Lord knows he can get the Republicans in the Senate to rubber stamp literally anything.

Kemp changed, I mean, fixed it. 

 

5 minutes ago, Agent47 said:

Mueller will scorch Trump, and all the GOP rats will scurry.

All you will have in the future is the supreme Court, probably being overruled one day by constitutional amendments.

The populace is against you. All you have is court packings and stolen elections backed up by rigged gavels. You have 2000 in repeat. And the lowliest most shameful presidential candidates in US history.

The electorate is against you. And it will overwhelm right wing scheming one day, forever.

Texas will turn blue and you will go hide in the Dakotas.

Why would I hide in the Dakotas?    First off do you know how hard it is to find a good golf course in the Dakotas? Actually do you know how hard it is to find good anything (not counting prairie dog towns) in the Dakotas?   Besides rationality and sanity are against you and you do not let that phase you.

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Maybe Trump will start pushing a liberal agenda to keep the heat off him.

 Lord knows he can get the Republicans in the Senate to rubber stamp literally anything.

Just yesterday he said that Obamacare and coverage for preexisting conditions are good.

Just now, cactusflinthead said:

Carter won? MJ conceded?

I had to run to the store

Yes

15 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

As disgusted as I am with my home state of Florida, I reserve my ultimate ire for the morally bankrupt and gross voters in Duncan Hunter’s district.

Dude is a literal thief, under indictment, and ran some of the most racist ads in history.

Yet they still said “Here! Take my vote!”

And they make fun of people from the south. Fuck every last one of those people.

East county San Diego is pretty fucking redneck.  It's basically Louisiana with better food. 

Back when I was on that cesspool Facebook, last election my feed was littered with ridiculous political ads by that hack Konni Burton which claimed she had the endorsement of that Duck Dynasty choad. 

Very glad to see her voted out. 

8 minutes ago, berlinerbaer said:

I have family in the CA-50 and I think that, to a person, they all voted for Hunter.

It's shitty.

What...do you expect them to vote for the brown guy with the funny name?  

14 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

That never stopped them from trying to make something out of nothing on any other day in the last year when there was no news to report.

Will you tell us when you are going to switch from "they have nothing on him" to "the stuff they have on him is fake news" to "the stuff they have on him is not that important and everybody does it" - or are you gonna just keep us guessing

Feinstein's in a pretty close race in California with [checks notes] another Democrat.

Not close.  Already called for Feinstein

 

I'm a Feinstein fan.  She's been a terrific senator for CA.   I voted for Kevin this round.  Diane is too fucking old.  She needs to retire.  She's a legend and she's sticking around too long. 

 

Edited by Gil Bang

15 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Duncan Hunter will be serving in the house from Terminal Island Federal Penitentiary.  Good work Republicans.  You didn't vote for the brown guy with the funny name that isn't charged with dozens of felonies. 

i guess vaping indoors will still be legal there

1 minute ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

McCaul is winning 51-47.  Was it expected to be anywhere that close?

No. Posted about it in another thread but the tiny sliver of Travis county in that district came fairly close to dragging it into the D column. Most of the votes still to be reported are from there so that margin may even narrow but it has been called. It was straight up tied when EV data was released. That is my district so I was pleasantly surprised. 

1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

 

Impressive. Great job Beto

2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Not close.  Already called for Feinstein

 

I'm a Feinstein fan.  She's been a terrific senator for CA.   I voted for Kevin this round.  Diane is too fucking old.  She needs to retire.  She's a legend and she's sticking around too long. 

 

I voted for her.

2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

 

thanks, Beto 

 
 

Projection I was told was a pickup of 10.

This is the downballot impact of a strong candidate at the top of the ballot. Having a strong, inspiring campaign at the top yields real dividends.
No. Posted about it in another thread but the tiny sliver of Travis county in that district came fairly close to dragging it into the D column. Most of the votes still to be reported are from there so that margin may even narrow but it has been called. It was straight up tied when EV data was released. That is my district so I was pleasantly surprised. 

I’m quite surprised. And I like the trend. Gerrymanders are now questionable.
1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

 

Damn. 95-55 to 84-66 is not insignificant (that assumes no R flips or additional D flips which I am not informed on). At least a few Senate seats flipped too. Statehouse might get less loony.

How many Texas state wide elections did the democrats win this year?

Dane County Wisconsin looks to have 20 Precincts left. Doubt it will be enough to beat Walker.

Edit:  I just looked at the remaining counties.  Walker is gonna win for sure

Edited by Gatorubet

9 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

 

Congrats to Jimmy. McNeil High grad

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Projection I was told was a pickup of 10.

This is the downballot impact of a strong candidate at the top of the ballot. Having a strong, inspiring campaign at the top yields real dividends.

I’m quite surprised. And I like the trend. Gerrymanders are now questionable.

you cannot gerrymander out women

NV results soon. Washoe is done voting 

4 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

 

Enough moderate Republicans left to make a coalition with the dems to get a Joe Straus type Speaker?

1 minute ago, Agent47 said:

I voted for her.

OK.  That's your prerogative.  I'd rather give the 51 year old dem the advantages of incumbency over the woman that will be 91 when her term is up. 

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