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Whitaker's job application:

3 minutes ago, woohorn said:
8 minutes ago, lemonlime said:
Who's going to stop him from taking the interim AG position?  Regardless of whether it violates the law for him to take it.

Would every action taken be invalid? Should Rosenstein ignore orders? IDK, but Senate Rs aren't going to be happy about Sessions firing, so maybe they don't look the other way.

Senate R's would let Huckabeef fuck them with a strapon in front of their children if Trump told them to. They arent going to do a goddamn thing. 

 

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Oh, that imagery.  I hate myself.

 

7 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Yes he will.

Sessions has too much hate in him, and he’s has to watch Trump publicly destroy his reputation.  

That kind of shit matters to old-school Southerners like Sessions.  

Look on the bright side, it's common when old people retire or resign in disgrace that they die like a month later. 

 

 

7 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

 

Well that's not good....

24 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Enough time for Sessions to “I do not recall...”

Sessions will recall. Then when presented with evidence contradicting what he recalled he then revises his statement to "i do not recall". 

15 minutes ago, Asithappens said:

I bet Sessions did not see this coming, eh McBarker?

Everyone saw this coming.

I predicted, admittedly in jest, that Session, Rosenstein, and Mueller would be out by this Friday 

30 minutes ago, woohorn said:

Letter is undated. Theory is that drumpf has had it in his pocket for weeks/months and only "accepted" it this morning.

the letters are written when the appointment happens.

35 minutes ago, Agent47 said:

Every Republican will be thrown under the bus like this. Cohen was. Comey was. Sessions is. The Mooch was. Sanders will be tossed under the bus some day too. His own sons will.

Why defend and protect him!! Ever.

He has zero loyalty. He's scum.

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Arrogant fools, every last one.

This choad is our acting AG.

 

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17 minutes ago, woohorn said:

Whitaker's job application:
 

He's a piece of shit hack.

Fuck Trump. In Prison!

3 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

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Arrogant fools, every last one.

Sadly, in this fable the scorpion never seems to go down with the frog. 

Just now, Agent47 said:

He's a piece of shit hack.

Fuck Trump. In Prison!

Did you take the time to wiki/google the guy before you wrote this eloquent opinion? 

1 minute ago, Telegraph_it said:

Did you take the time to wiki/google the guy before you wrote this eloquent opinion? 

Yes. 

8 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Everyone saw this coming.

I predicted, admittedly in jest, that Session, Rosenstein, and Mueller would be out by this Friday 

Yeah, this was not a surprise to Sessions.

Maybe we can end the day on a high note. Marijuana stocks are up today after the news. Specifically Tilray. Up 30% to $139/share.

MSNBC guest is suggesting this is essentially obstruction of Justice, played out before us.

Trump is a repellent scumbag. I googled his wiki and Twitter feed so I'm comfortable in that opinion.

This choad is our acting AG.
 
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He looks like a big toe.

Anyone who thinks Rs will stand up and denounce Trump is delusional. 

27 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

My mistake. Brows not even furrowed.

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Mr. Graham's definition of "holy hell to pay" and my definition of "holy hell to pay" are apparently very different.

Just now, yoladu said:

Mr. Graham's definition of "holy hell to pay" and my definition of "holy hell to pay" are apparently very different.

Maybe, maybe not.  Would fellating Donald Trump count as "holy hell" to you?

We have a miniature dachshund named Beauregard so this hits close to home.

58 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The Keebler Klansman is headed back to Alabama to challenge Doug Jones. 

Alabama? My bet is the North Pole. Christmas is coming, and those toys aren't gonna make themselves.

8 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 


He looks like a big toe.

 

I laughed entirely too hard at this.

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39 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Oh yes, they will be quite upset. Their brows will furrow and everything.

There will be many, "I am deeply disturbed by this event" echoed throughout GOP headquarters everywhere.

Trump has never fired anyone to their face other than Bret Michaels or cyndi lauper  

He'll probably want to roll out the pardons this week also.  Then, when the Dems take over House, he'll stay on the offensive with his normal horrible daily shit to keep them distracted.

12 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

Did you take the time to wiki/google the guy before you wrote this eloquent opinion? 

Wiki page is pretty damn light.

  • 2002 lost election for Treasurer of Iowa
  • 2004 Appointed US Attorney General for the Southern District of Iowa, resigned 2009
  • 2014 failed Senate run for Iowa (came in 4th in the primary)
  • managing partner for a Des Moines based law firm until Fall of 2017
  • on Aug 6, 2017 wrote opinion column for CNN titled "Mueller's investigation of Trump is going to far."
  • on Sep 20, 2107 announced as Chief of Staff to Jeff Sessions
  • one year later this dude is acting US Attorney General

good god.

2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

I agree with Whitaker on Marbury.  Were you a fan of the Lochner era?  We may be returning to it.  

Just now, yoladu said:

Wiki page is pretty damn light.

  • 2002 lost election for Treasurer of Iowa
  • 2004 Appointed US Attorney General for the Southern District of Iowa, resigned 2009
  • 2014 failed Senate run for Iowa (came in 4th in the primary)
  • managing partner for a Des Moines based law firm until Fall of 2017
  • on Aug 6, 2017 wrote opinion column for CNN titled "Mueller's investigation of Trump is going to far."
  • on Sep 20, 2107 announced as Chief of Staff to Jeff Sessions
  • one year later this dude is acting US Attorney General

good god.

He must be a "piece of shit hack" by association. 

Some serious "on the job" training. 🙄

I'm afraid Trump may be good now.  

Whatever you think of Trump, you have to admit that he may be the greatest con artist in history.  Most con artists pull their stunts on unsuspecting victims who have no basis to suspect they’re being conned.  But Trump is pulling off his schemes in full public view, on people who should know exactly who he is and who should know they cannot trust him.

And to top it off, he’s running a con on two different levels simultaneously.  He’s obviously scamming his base, who swallow every lie like cultists. But he’s also running a con on seasoned GOP politicians, convincing them to partner with him to mutually take advantage of the apparent marks in his rabid base.  In reality, each of these “partners” is also a mark.  Trump uses each and every one of them for his own gain, then tossss them on the trash heap.  

It’s masterful, really.  If I didn’t think it will lead to American fascism, I’d get a good chuckle out of it.

1 hour ago, Hank Scorpio said:

One of the most informed, reasonable, and intelligent Attorney Generals this country has ever had. Thank you for your service sir. You will be missed. 

Bwahahahahahaha!! You've got to be kidding. 

He's an ignorant, backwards ass, racist piece of shit just like his former boss. Fuck him. 

10 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

He must be a "piece of shit hack" by association. 

Some serious "on the job" training. 🙄

He opined that Hillary should be indicted, he deemed Marbury v Madison a terrible Supreme Court decision & he thinks that the Mueller report (which hasn't reached any conclusions yet) ought to be undermined to constrain it from overreach.

He's as horrible a piece of shit hack as Sean Hannity is. Probably as Trump himself is.

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Bwahahahahahaha!! You've got to be kidding. 

He's an ignorant, backwards ass, racist piece of shit just like his former boss. Fuck him. 

Check your meter pal.

13 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

I'm afraid Trump may be good now.  

Trump has BEEN good.

Mueller's probes aren't going to touch him and they were never intended to. They exist to preserve the underlying institutions for when Trump is eventually replaced democratically.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't Marbury V Madison pretty much validate the existence of SCOTUS?

I don't see how this isn't a big upgrade over Sessions, who was one of the most villainous pieces of shit in the entire Trump expanded universe. 

At least Sessions did the right thing, after being completely owned by Al Franken of all people, and recused himself after his connections with the Russians were exposed. This ignorant political hack is never going to do the right thing. 

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