December 25, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, ztejas said: Who else is getting increasingly hammered right now. I've commandeered the piano where I'm at. Play Billy Joel's "Piano Man"!!!
December 25, 20187 yr 9 hours ago, BurntEyes said: Well, sure a Honda Accord is a pretty good car and serviceable, but if there is a 68 convertible Camaro with a large block right next to it, what would be your preference for a country drive on a beautiful day? That's what I thought. "large block"?
December 25, 20187 yr Wait, why are we limiting what alcohol can go in coffee? It’s not like you are getting hammered at 9 a.m. when you drink it so if it tastes good, fuck it. Also, mimosas are tasty so fuck you if you don’t like them.
December 25, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, ztejas said: Who else is getting increasingly hammered right now. I've commandeered the piano where I'm at. You better throw down some Reverend Billy C. Wirtz.
December 25, 20187 yr Nieces saw Santa, olds got their pics, I ate a shit ton of good food from classical Swedish fare to jalapeño-Ed cranberry sauce, gifts were thoughtful all around, hung out with a crazy retired ceo type that puts 10+ Xmas trees every year at his place and then throws a party. Great host, kept giving away his liquor and beer. Got to run/workout and decompress on my own; suburbia landscape but not that bad. Nice decorations on all the houses at least. Nieces discovered mad libs so it was fun being the uncle who go to say “poopie” for a noun or “stink butts” for plural nouns and getting to hear the kids nearly piss themselves with laughter. No complaints.
December 25, 20187 yr 4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said: I'll reheat cold coffee in the microwave. I don't have a problem with that. But I'd never serve it to guests. Family ain't "guests". They're Gods way of teaching you to get along with people you otherwise would not hang out with.
December 25, 20187 yr 4 hours ago, Telegraph_it said: He didn’t make, and keep, all that money by wasting it on coffee that goes down the drain. This post truly hit a chord. Every time I go to my wife’s grandparents I get coffee out of the microwave. We bought them a nespresso this year. You want them to pay how much for a single coffee? At least it will still be brand new next Xmas. I would change out the water next December first.
December 25, 20187 yr This page tells me why specs was so packed yesterday. Merry Christmas, assholes. And may the drink of your choice bring you peace, joy, and/or inebriation today.
December 25, 20187 yr 7 hours ago, ztejas said: Who else is getting increasingly hammered right now. I've commandeered the piano where I'm at. Motherfucking Billy Joel over here
December 25, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: You want them to pay how much for a single coffee? At least it will still be brand new next Xmas. I would change out the water next December first. Lol. I got an recall notification email over an Emerson smart thermostat I bought parents 2 years ago. Called them to tell them to rip it off for an exchange....they said it's still in the box.
December 25, 20187 yr On December 24, 2018 at 12:28 AM, Goofyboy said: Anyone post the looking at Christmas lights in his own neighborhood story? Yes.
December 25, 20187 yr Put this in coffee and you'll never use shitty Bailey's ever again.Sent from my SM-G930V using Tapatalk
December 25, 20187 yr Put this in coffee and you'll never use shitty Bailey's ever again.Sent from my SM-G930V using Tapatalk I’ve got a bottle in the fridge.
December 25, 20187 yr I just finished a 30 min discussion with my sjw, college professor sister and no blood was drawn. #christmasspirit
December 25, 20187 yr ^^^^^ sounds like preemptive probes for later in the day. Scouting, if you will...
December 25, 20187 yr Golden Corral is closed, but there's half-a-dozen cars strung out about the lot. Do that many people stroke out daily @GC? Stripes b'fast tacos. Happy b'day Jesus.
December 25, 20187 yr Wait, why are we limiting what alcohol can go in coffee? It’s not like you are getting hammered at 9 a.m. when you drink it so if it tastes good, fuck it. Also, mimosas are tasty so fuck you if you don’t like them. Mimosas in coffee? Kinky
December 25, 20187 yr Ps Warming up to room temp. Going on the smoker at noon. Brisket went on at 6:40. Newfangled Masterbilt lectric smoker. First brisket on the mfer. Made pulled pork and smoked chicken on it. Came out pretty good. Prey for my meeat. Pps. The orange tumbler has my coffee in it. The coffee has in it all the liquids on the counter and mesquite chips.
December 25, 20187 yr 30 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said: Ps Warming up to room temp. Going on the smoker at noon. Brisket went on at 6:40. Newfangled Masterbilt lectric smoker. First brisket on the mfer. Made pulled pork and smoked chicken on it. Came out pretty good. Prey for my meeat. Pps. The orange tumbler has my coffee in it. The coffee has in it all the liquids on the counter and mesquite chips. You’re a weird fucker.
December 25, 20187 yr 19 hours ago, BurntEyes said: Oh wow, 20% alcohol and metric fuck tons of sugar. Oh yeah, that's a way better way to get your AM drunk on. Do you drink mimosas too? I like mimosas. I also like my family. I even like my wife’s family. I enjoy spending time with all of them during the holidays. Sorry for ruining you black panther party.
December 25, 20187 yr Lent my sister and BiL my burner and pot last year to fry a turkey, because I was in Virginia. We're all having Christmas at her house this year. We want fried turkey but her HOA has since forbidden the practice, so she asked me if I'd fry a couple and bring them over. So, all week I asked her "you're sure you still have all the components for the fryer because I won't pick it up until Christmas morning" Yes, she assured me. So I go over there this morning to open gifts and get the fryer to bring back to my house. Aaaaand, no thermometer. Nothing's open and I'm not sure how the fuck I'm supposed to fry two turkeys w/out having any clue to oil temp. Merry fuckin' Christmas
December 25, 20187 yr Lent my sister and BiL my burner and pot last year to fry a turkey, because I was in Virginia. We're all having Christmas at her house this year. We want fried turkey but her HOA has since forbidden the practice, so she asked me if I'd fry a couple and bring them over. So, all week I asked her "you're sure you still have all the components for the fryer because I won't pick it up until Christmas morning" Yes, she assured me. So I go over there this morning to open gifts and get the fryer to bring back to my house. Aaaaand, no thermometer. Nothing's open and I'm not sure how the fuck I'm supposed to fry two turkeys w/out having any clue to oil temp. Merry fuckin' ChristmasDid you specifically ask about the thermometer? If not, that's on you.
December 25, 20187 yr Yep, itemized the list. She produced a meat thermometer. Ugh. Do you have an instant read temp gun? That might work in a pinch
December 25, 20187 yr 2 minutes ago, Chewbacca said: 5 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said: Yep, itemized the list. She produced a meat thermometer. Ugh. Do you have an instant read temp gun? That might work in a pinch Nope, we're kinda screwed.
December 25, 20187 yr I wasn't supposed to get really drunk last night now I'm fucking hungover. My family is gonna piss me off in about an hour
December 25, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, BradInATX said: Sent from my SM-G930V using Tapatalk Turn off your fucking Tapatalk signature, asshole.
December 25, 20187 yr 39 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said: Lent my sister and BiL my burner and pot last year to fry a turkey, because I was in Virginia. We're all having Christmas at her house this year. We want fried turkey but her HOA has since forbidden the practice, so she asked me if I'd fry a couple and bring them over. So, all week I asked her "you're sure you still have all the components for the fryer because I won't pick it up until Christmas morning" Yes, she assured me. So I go over there this morning to open gifts and get the fryer to bring back to my house. Aaaaand, no thermometer. Nothing's open and I'm not sure how the fuck I'm supposed to fry two turkeys w/out having any clue to oil temp. Merry fuckin' Christmas When you think your oil is nearly hot enough, take a strike-anywhere match and throw it in the oil. When it ignites, your oil is ready. I'm serious.
December 25, 20187 yr 6 minutes ago, Ten Bears said: When you think your oil is nearly hot enough, take a strike-anywhere match and throw it in the oil. When it ignites, your oil is ready. I'm serious. I believe I'm going to use a popcorn kernel or piece of bread, instead.
December 25, 20187 yr 11 hours ago, OrangEngr said: Play Billy Joel's "Piano Man"!!! I tried to learn it at one point and it's an absolute beast. Joel didn't fuck around.
December 25, 20187 yr Drank coffee with some non-sanctioned booze. Wife won $50 bucks off scratch off tickets her parents got us. Hopefully MiL doesn’t fuck up this lovely hunk of beef.
December 25, 20187 yr 40 minutes ago, dirtonia said: Drank coffee with some non-sanctioned booze. Wife won $50 bucks off scratch off tickets her parents got us. Hopefully MiL doesn’t fuck up this lovely hunk of beef. There are certain time when one must politely step in and take over the kitchen. I would suggest that this may be one of those times.
December 25, 20187 yr 45 minutes ago, dirtonia said: Hopefully MiL doesn’t fuck up this lovely hunk of beef. She will. As my father said about his grandmother "she never met a piece of meat she couldn't ruin"
December 25, 20187 yr 4 hours ago, Parliament said: I just finished a 30 min discussion with my sjw, college professor sister and no blood was drawn. #christmasspirit Pejorative phrase
December 25, 20187 yr First Christmas without my memaw, but all relatives are gathering at her house for dinner. started with bourbon in my coffee because it was needed
December 25, 20186 yr 2 hours ago, luke duke said: Come on, Brad. Did you name your car Brad too, you little pussy.
December 25, 20186 yr 1 hour ago, dirtonia said: Drank coffee with some non-sanctioned booze. Wife won $50 bucks off scratch off tickets her parents got us. Hopefully MiL doesn’t fuck up this lovely hunk of beef. NON SANCTIONED BOOZE !!!! You baaaaaaastard !!!!
December 25, 20186 yr When you think your oil is nearly hot enough, take a strike-anywhere match and throw it in the oil. When it ignites, your oil is ready. I'm serious.This works
December 25, 20186 yr Author Wife got over whatever was ailing her yesterday so all is good. Gifts = opened. Family phone calls = made. Sex like crazed weasels = had. Prime rib is rubbed & gonna go on the grill in about an hour. Gonna sip some Celis Double Porters until it's time to switch to cab for dinner. Peace, ya bunch of assholes.
December 25, 20186 yr Well, at about the halfway mark. Spent two days at the river house with my folks and brother's brood, plus my grandma. Drove back home this morning, have the in laws coming over for dinner tonight. So far, so good. And GOTJ has the most f'ed up FIL I've ever heard of.
December 25, 20186 yr We just did a drawing to distribute my late Uncles Adult DVD collection. I drew South Padre Sluts 47
December 25, 20186 yr 2 hours ago, ztejas said: She will. As my father said about his grandmother "she never met a piece of meat she couldn't ruin" Phrasing??
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