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Vegas sportscaster arrested for playing solitaire in a bar

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Apparently the Five Knuckle Shuffle is not an approved game in Vegas. 

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50-year-old Randall William Howe, who goes by Randy Howe on air and has been at Vegas NBC affiliate KSNV since 2008, was arrested Tuesday morning at a Las Vegas bar and has since been charged with one count each of indecent exposure and open and gross lewdness. 

Perhaps inspired by ex-Aggy receiver Kirk Merritt, Randy blamed a "severe rash" for whipping out little Randy 

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Howe insisted he was not masturbating, saying he had a severe rash and was scratching himself, the report said. He said he “probably shouldn’t have been scratching himself at the bar and that it was a bad decision,” according to the report.

 https://awfulannouncing.com/local-networks/las-vegas-sports-director-masturbating-bar-slot-machine.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

Edited by Dennis Taylor

Well sorry, your majesty.  Didn't realize this was the Ritz.  

He was just warming up his hands for the craps table. Kept coming up snake-eyes.

There's a thousand pretty women waiting out there and they're all living devil may care. He's just the devil with love to spare.

1 hour ago, RoundRobin said:

Hard eight or nah?

Little Joe

7 hours ago, tfoolry said:

Well did he cum or what?

Not sure but has he been released?

9 hours ago, DougO said:

He was just warming up his hands for the craps table. Kept coming up snake-eyes.

Note to self: always wash hands after playing craps.  Very hot water.

I'm sure he'll get another job soon, because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, right?

Edited by 'stache

4 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Note to self: always wash hands after playing craps.  Very hot water.

Sounds like he was playing "crabs"

8 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Not sure but has he been released?

No, he’s in solitaire confinement. 

I'm sure he'll get another job soon, because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, right?
Except for herpes. That shit will come back with you

I don't understand his world, but he's part of mine.

Hmmm...Could you gif the first picture, then hand wipe to turn into the second pic?  Wipe back up to first pic, then loop it from there. Get to work, gif wizards!

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