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3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


that’s a tranny 

Fairly certain she's talking about kicking out her third leg.  Woof

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    Every time I see Trump Jr. in the news - and every time I see this thread bumped to the top - I think that it must have been really unfortunate and sad for him to have been the child of a morally bank

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    😂😂😂😂

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I'm picturing a 3:30 AM coke fueled conversation between her, Jr, the pillow guy, and a couple other hangers on about the synergies of pillows and sheets, and how they could rule the world of bedding. There was also a discussion of sewing eye holes into the pillow cases and arm and neck holes into the sheets so you could wear them to the klan rally on the weekend. 

2 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

As if Vindman was ever intimidated by him.

That seems pretty far-fetched, unfortunately, and I think limitations on 42 USC 1981-1985 is three years.

45 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

That seems pretty far-fetched, unfortunately, and I think limitations on 42 USC 1981-1985 is three years.

Choice of law issues aside, it is my understanding that the general tort statute of the state the federal civil rights action is brought in controls the statute of limitations.   I believe that is four years in Florida.  Don’t know, might be wrong.

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1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

How is it that his forehead literally looks like those little smoked glass trays they have in stalls in fancy bars for no apparent reason...too small to place a purse...too large for your phone?  

Spit my coffee out on this one 

 

Cross posting from another thread. It's really amazing what she has done to herself.
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She went from First Lady material to closing time last resort.

It's like a anti-meth commercial, but for MAGA.
7 hours ago, tchookem said:

She went from First Lady material to closing time last resort.

It's like a anti-meth commercial, but for MAGA.

 

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7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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Stefan/ it’s like that thing when you turn on the hotel room TV and the default channel is a coked up muppet telling you about the glorious splendor of the intercostal waterway, how to cup the balls for cash, and options for half day cabana rentals for when your half tard brother in law is in town. 

He’s starting a “non-woke” men’s magazine.
 

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19 minutes ago, safe sex said:

There are woke men's magazines?

clearly none of those limp dicks ever actually read a playboy or they would have canceled that shit years ago

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There was another Q-adjacent son of a president who started a magazine.  Maybe Don, Jr. will meet the same fate.  God willing.  

Otherwise, seriously..........this guy has the best fucking luck.  Half the blow in this country is laced with fentanyl and he's managed to conveniently do the other half. 

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Do you have any idea what the street value of that driveway is?

I have no clue, your body builds up a tolerance to coke ? You have to take a little more the next time to get your high ?

Yes, but eventually your heart or brain explodes

5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Wow, that's a helluva magazine...so manly

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Opposite end of the continuum from Zelinskyy

12 hours ago, safe sex said:

Yes, but eventually your heart or brain explodes

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6 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

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Only to people who don't deserve to die. Sorry, should've clarified. If you're a piece of shit, cocaine makes you indestructible

1 minute ago, safe sex said:

Only to people who don't deserve to die. Sorry, should've clarified. If you're a piece of shit, cocaine makes you indestructible

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On 5/19/2023 at 6:38 PM, safe sex said:

There are woke men's magazines?

They let wimmin buy them, don't they? How inclusive do you want them to be?

On 5/26/2023 at 6:30 AM, safe sex said:

If you're a piece of shit, cocaine makes you indestructible

Can confirm.

He’s a useless waste of air space. Just like his old man. 

 
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Junior better hope she never swims in the ocean off Mar-a-Lago.  I can see her attach that remora suction device to the underside of a great white and that’s the last he’d see of her.
16 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:
On 5/14/2023 at 11:43 PM, tx 3 putt said:
 
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Junior better hope she never swims in the ocean off Mar-a-Lago.  I can see her attach that remora suction device to the underside of a great white and that’s the last he’d see of her.

She could handle the seal on the DSRV attached to the Red October with that thing.

And like the one Skip built, she'll mate with British, German, just about anybody's dick.  

Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it. 
 

Rip, AL C.

She was so high / fucked up that she couldn’t put on her lipstick 

On 5/25/2023 at 7:31 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Wow, that's a helluva magazine...so manly

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂

That's the last time I order my sexbot from Wish! 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

She was so high / fucked up that she couldn’t put on her lipstick 

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On 5/29/2023 at 7:36 PM, jimmyjazz said:

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You found her! Thank God! I've been so lonely.

"She swallowed an asshole."

-You mean, she blew Don, Junior?

"No, look in her mouth, that's literally as asshole looking out at you.  "

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For some reason, I just thought of this moron getting Gavin's VERY sloppy seconds, and I laughed my ass off

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She now looks like 40 kilo of bad road

-40 kilometers?  
 

yeah, No

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