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  • Paul Wesley
    Paul Wesley

    Every time I see Trump Jr. in the news - and every time I see this thread bumped to the top - I think that it must have been really unfortunate and sad for him to have been the child of a morally bank

  • tx 3 putt
    tx 3 putt

    😂😂😂😂

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I thought this was going to be about the stash of yayo they found in the WH.

Junior would know a thing or two about a 3am crisis requiring a phone call.  Either for a re-up or a paramedic 

  • 2 weeks later...

Jr just likes the way it smells.

On 7/16/2023 at 12:34 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

From the replies...

 

 

14 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

There is no way this guy needs to be speaking about the US military or any service member.  He's a baby and a drug addict. 

I'd pay to watch Junior go through one day of basic training.

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'd pay to watch Junior go through one day of basic training.

I'd make him stay overnight as well. Just to make sure he gets the private Pyle soap party treatment.

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I wouldn’t touch that, even with a borrowed dick.

God damnit, Brisket. Would you please stop trying to borrow people's dicks?

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What she does with daddy costs extra money. 

4 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

What she does with daddy costs extra money. 

Don, Jr: What the hell, Dad! 
Eric: I can turn lights on and off now!

Don, Jr: This is bullshit! 
 

Trump: Hey, a lot of people are saying her two boobs are worth twice as much as you two boobs. 

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5 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

What she does with daddy costs extra money. 

 

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looks like his twitter got hacked.

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What turned out to be the cure for the Black Plague?  Getting rid of all the infected rats or something like that?

  • 4 weeks later...

But Hunter is a coke head.

 

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I agree. Honownership is the right of every American.

8 minutes ago, TexPx said:

I agree. Honownership is the right of every American.

Combaaaahhh with inflay ssshhh?

That jaw lockup thing is 95% indicative of cocaine use in the last 12 hours.  

Though it would probably get the cast members involved killed by MAGA nation, but a sketch of luring Don, Jr. somewhere under the pretense of partying or a rally or whatever.  And it ends up being a genuine intervention organized by Hunter Biden would not only be fucking hilarious beyond belief.  It would also write itself.  

Combaaaahhh with inflay ssshhh?

Yeah, that goes without shaying.
6 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

That jaw lockup thing is 95% indicative of cocaine use in the last 12 hours.  

Though it would probably get the cast members involved killed by MAGA nation, but a sketch of luring Don, Jr. somewhere under the pretense of partying or a rally or whatever.  And it ends up being a genuine intervention organized by Hunter Biden would not only be fucking hilarious beyond belief.  It would also write itself.  

Kimberly would also invite Gavin to the intervention to prove to Jr how serious she is about him getting clean. 

41 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

That jaw lockup thing is 95% indicative of cocaine use in the last 12 hours.  

Though it would probably get the cast members involved killed by MAGA nation, but a sketch of luring Don, Jr. somewhere under the pretense of partying or a rally or whatever.  And it ends up being a genuine intervention organized by Hunter Biden would not only be fucking hilarious beyond belief.  It would also write itself.  

Colin Jost as Don Jr

Mikey Day as Hunter Biden

Michael Che as the interventionist that Kimberly won't stop hitting on

Guest host Caitlyn Jenner as Kimberly (because there's a resemblance and because it would make MAGA heads explode)

 

3 hours ago, Chooky said:

Combaaaahhh with inflay ssshhh?

Kim-baaaaa-lee

  • 2 weeks later...

Seeing random shots of this idiot in court on CNN and it's clear he's a complete buffoon.

  • 3 months later...

Holy fuck - how did I miss this??

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“Erdogan….bubby….”

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Well played sir, well played.

"I'm your White Knight."

Oh you literally meant, you're covered in white at night.  Got it.  Here's a Coke.  Oh wait, you literally meant?  Shit, I had something for this.  DAMMIT! 

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That whole family is so loathsome.

7 minutes ago, royiv said:

That whole family is so loathsome.

They don’t know how stupid they look.  Or he’s trying to distract from the videos of his dad mumbling through the Lordship Prayer.

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