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  • Paul Wesley
    Paul Wesley

    Every time I see Trump Jr. in the news - and every time I see this thread bumped to the top - I think that it must have been really unfortunate and sad for him to have been the child of a morally bank

  • tx 3 putt
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#602

 

Don Jr. crying in his 4th of July, constitution, cocaine corn flakes, is Ultra MAGAt cringe….

 

#603

I thought this was going to be about the stash of yayo they found in the WH.

#604

Junior would know a thing or two about a 3am crisis requiring a phone call.  Either for a re-up or a paramedic 

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#606
He makes an extraordinary sound just before “cocaine” that I’m not quite sure how to transcribe. https://t.co/W2weP0De0v

 

#609
On 7/16/2023 at 12:34 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:
He makes an extraordinary sound just before “cocaine” that I’m not quite sure how to transcribe. https://t.co/W2weP0De0v

 

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#610
Junior says people in the US military need to train to get stronger and learn how to shoot better instead of just learning pronouns all day.

 

#611
14 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:
Junior says people in the US military need to train to get stronger and learn how to shoot better instead of just learning pronouns all day.

 

There is no way this guy needs to be speaking about the US military or any service member.  He's a baby and a drug addict. 

#613
2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'd pay to watch Junior go through one day of basic training.

I'd make him stay overnight as well. Just to make sure he gets the private Pyle soap party treatment.

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#614
This may be highest anyone's appeared to be on cocaine while telling people they're not high on cocaine— The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) (@theserfstv)

 

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#618

 

Don't quote me, but I'm pretty sure Kimberly Guilfoyle's drag name is Krystal Ball.🤣

 

#620
41 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

Don't quote me, but I'm pretty sure Kimberly Guilfoyle's drag name is Krystal Ball.🤣

 

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#621

 

Before or after the Transylvania High Junior/Senior Prom? https://t.co/L72ATlVJXv

 

#623

God damnit, Brisket. Would you please stop trying to borrow people's dicks?

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#624
BREAKING: Donald Trump Jr. and Eric are reportedly furious after seeing Trump Organization financial records that show Ivanka gets paid more than double their salaries.

What she does with daddy costs extra money. 

#626
4 hours ago, Gatorubet said:
BREAKING: Donald Trump Jr. and Eric are reportedly furious after seeing Trump Organization financial records that show Ivanka gets paid more than double their salaries.

What she does with daddy costs extra money. 

Don, Jr: What the hell, Dad! 
Eric: I can turn lights on and off now!

Don, Jr: This is bullshit! 
 

Trump: Hey, a lot of people are saying her two boobs are worth twice as much as you two boobs. 

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#627
5 hours ago, Gatorubet said:
BREAKING: Donald Trump Jr. and Eric are reportedly furious after seeing Trump Organization financial records that show Ivanka gets paid more than double their salaries.

What she does with daddy costs extra money. 

 

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#630

What turned out to be the cure for the Black Plague?  Getting rid of all the infected rats or something like that?

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#634

But Hunter is a coke head.

The speech is rapidly deteriorating as the show goes on.

 

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#636
8 minutes ago, TexPx said:

I agree. Honownership is the right of every American.

Combaaaahhh with inflay ssshhh?

#637

That jaw lockup thing is 95% indicative of cocaine use in the last 12 hours.  

Though it would probably get the cast members involved killed by MAGA nation, but a sketch of luring Don, Jr. somewhere under the pretense of partying or a rally or whatever.  And it ends up being a genuine intervention organized by Hunter Biden would not only be fucking hilarious beyond belief.  It would also write itself.  

#638
Combaaaahhh with inflay ssshhh?

Yeah, that goes without shaying.
#639
6 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

That jaw lockup thing is 95% indicative of cocaine use in the last 12 hours.  

Though it would probably get the cast members involved killed by MAGA nation, but a sketch of luring Don, Jr. somewhere under the pretense of partying or a rally or whatever.  And it ends up being a genuine intervention organized by Hunter Biden would not only be fucking hilarious beyond belief.  It would also write itself.  

Kimberly would also invite Gavin to the intervention to prove to Jr how serious she is about him getting clean. 

#640
41 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

That jaw lockup thing is 95% indicative of cocaine use in the last 12 hours.  

Though it would probably get the cast members involved killed by MAGA nation, but a sketch of luring Don, Jr. somewhere under the pretense of partying or a rally or whatever.  And it ends up being a genuine intervention organized by Hunter Biden would not only be fucking hilarious beyond belief.  It would also write itself.  

Colin Jost as Don Jr

Mikey Day as Hunter Biden

Michael Che as the interventionist that Kimberly won't stop hitting on

Guest host Caitlyn Jenner as Kimberly (because there's a resemblance and because it would make MAGA heads explode)

 

#641
3 hours ago, Chooky said:

Combaaaahhh with inflay ssshhh?

Kim-baaaaa-lee

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#647

Well played sir, well played.

"I'm your White Knight."

Oh you literally meant, you're covered in white at night.  Got it.  Here's a Coke.  Oh wait, you literally meant?  Shit, I had something for this.  DAMMIT! 

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#650
7 minutes ago, royiv said:

That whole family is so loathsome.

They don’t know how stupid they look.  Or he’s trying to distract from the videos of his dad mumbling through the Lordship Prayer.

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