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  • Paul Wesley
    Paul Wesley

    Every time I see Trump Jr. in the news - and every time I see this thread bumped to the top - I think that it must have been really unfortunate and sad for him to have been the child of a morally bank

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Because your hands shake if you haven't consumed a full gram before lunch.  

Seriously, if any of y'all do blow...stock up now because he's gonna buy all the Austin inventory up in anticipation of his May 14 rally here.  I guess it was like four years ago that I last saw him, but I've never seen somebody snort so much blow and I've hung with Mick Jones, Umphrey's McGee, the Alabama 3, Hoobastank, and Jay McInerney-the author.

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25 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Because your hands shake if you haven't consumed a full gram before lunch.  

Seriously, if any of y'all do blow...stock up now because he's gonna buy all the Austin inventory up in anticipation of his May 14 rally here.  I guess it was like four years ago that I last saw him, but I've never seen somebody snort so much blow and I've hung with Mick Jones, Umphrey's McGee, the Alabama 3, Hoobastank, and Jay McInerney-the author.

Wait, you personally saw Donald Trump Jr. snorting a shitload of cocaine???

There's a real estate mogul in Austin.  He had a big 40th birthday party a few years back (I'm honestly bad with time since Covid-19, but I think it was about 4-5 years ago).  Don, Jr. and Eric were there with a security detail.  I could tell Don was doing a bit here and there, not that hard to tell.  But as the night progressed, he would disappear every 15 minutes and come back just more and more obvious.  And then towards the end of the night, he would have an obscene amount just stuck in his beard/facial hair.  Like enough to kill a person.  I mean, I'm not judging...I've seen plenty of knock-off incidences...but over the course of the whole night...I'm guessing he had to have done two grams by himself.  Just re-snorting his own nostrils in front of me, then combing his beard with his thumb and index finger and doing a gummy with it...it was beyond obvious.  He had all the tells physically, that's one thing.  But actually doing gummy's and nostril inhales on top of that.  He came and left the event 15 times in 2 hours.  Given his behavior, he had to have consumed close to two grams.  Which would kill most people, suggesting to me he has an incredibly high tolerance which means at least a decade of high usage.  

Also, he asked my buddy where he could score some more for the next day.  

36 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Because your hands shake if you haven't consumed a full gram before lunch.  

 

 

and/or hands too small and puny to hold that heavy gun

 

 

How this family of wimpy, effeminate morons became the Right's paragon of masculinity and toughness, I will NEVER understand.  My 19 year old niece (no pics) could beat the ever living fuck out of every goddamned one of them. 

5 minutes ago, Lobo said:

There's a real estate mogul in Austin.  He had a big 40th birthday party a few years back (I'm honestly bad with time since Covid-19, but I think it was about 4-5 years ago).  Don, Jr. and Eric were there with a security detail.  I could tell Don was doing a bit here and there, not that hard to tell.  But as the night progressed, he would disappear every 15 minutes and come back just more and more obvious.  And then towards the end of the night, he would have an obscene amount just stuck in his beard/facial hair.  Like enough to kill a person.  I mean, I'm not judging...I've seen plenty of knock-off incidences...but over the course of the whole night...I'm guessing he had to have done two grams by himself.  Just re-snorting his own nostrils in front of me, then combing his beard with his thumb and index finger and doing a gummy with it...it was beyond obvious.  He had all the tells physically, that's one thing.  But actually doing gummy's and nostril inhales on top of that.  He came and left the event 15 times in 2 hours.  Given his behavior, he had to have consumed close to two grams.  Which would kill most people, suggesting to me he has an incredibly high tolerance which means at least a decade of high usage.  

Also, he asked my buddy where he could score some more for the next day.  

That’s crazy.  I must say, you did not do your patriotic duty in capturing vids/pics.  Although not that it would have mattered; MAGA would just be like “so what?  The presidents son parties!  You’re just jealous you’re not a successful business man who can afford cocaine like him!”

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Fucking sunglasses on the hat.  Douche.  

Sounds to me like he did not have any emails along with his enormous amount of coke so I'm not seeing the problem.

48 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lol look at this fucking tool

 

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I see a man without a country. Not hard enough for this right here and maybe, just maybe, not smart enough for them out there.

 

15 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Ha! His fingernails are chewed down to the quick. And what's with the red tab coming out of the ejection port? Is it even loaded?

Chamber flag. 

Do shooting ranges normally let photographers stand down range?

5 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Do shooting ranges normally let photographers stand down range?

I'm guessing this was not an official establishment

Ironic tweet is ironic

 

If he's talking about Ted Cruz then I guess I agree.

5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Old, but still funny.  He needs to recreate this with Kimberly.

 

Oh, so that was before she went all trashy stripper.

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1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

 

He hasn’t been well for a long, long time. 

9 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

My God I can't imagine how much cocaine was on his desk when he filmed that one

Approximately this much cocaine:

What's Actually In The Fake Cocaine Actors Snort In Movies? | Cinemablend

I think I would’ve gone with “okey cokey.” But that’s a matter choice.

 

This is where Lobo will be missed most. He was always good for explaining exactly how much coke was consumed in any given DT Jr video.

He’ll never od. When’s the last time anything happened to a trump ?

11 hours ago, Serak The Preparer said:

This is where Lobo will be missed most. He was always good for explaining exactly how much coke was consumed in any given DT Jr video.

Wait, did Lobo get booted?

The best information can come from witnesses who believe they are the smartest person in the room. 

9 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Wait, did Lobo get booted?

He self-booted. There is discussion in the Gone Posters thread but request came from him, not immamac going postal.

7 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

The best information can come from witnesses who believe they are the smartest person in the room. 

Was his all-day coke binge yesterday induced by getting grilled by the 1/6 Committee the day before?  Dare to dream ...

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Wait, Lobo is Don Jr?

Explains all the ramblings. 

Wait is Lobo is The Narrator or is he Tyler Durden?

5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Wait, Lobo is Don Jr?


have you ever seen them in the same room ???

Wait is Lobo is The Narrator or is he Tyler Durden?

I’m not disclosed to bespeak any such information to you, nor would I, even if I had said information you want, at this juncture be able.
16 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:


I’m not disclosed to bespeak any such information to you, nor would I, even if I had said information you want, at this juncture be able.

You’re a moron. 

On 5/4/2022 at 7:20 PM, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

 

 

11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

You’re a moron. 

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

How long until blood starts dripping from his nose during one of these rants?

 

 

he's a trump, nothing ever happens to them so ill guess never 

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21 hours ago, Foosters said:

r/facepalm - Don Jr. doesn’t seem to know why bombing Mexico would be bad.

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If Don Jr was really acting out of self-interest, there's no way he would advocate for a drug factory being blown apart with missiles.

Don Jr.  was gonna strap himself to the missile.dr strangelove film GIF

He’s a completely clueless and cokes up douche 

 

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"half a pocket of cigarettes?"  That's all the reason you need to hate this guy.

Must be his HS photo from The Hill School in Pottstown.  

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