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On 11/30/2020 at 11:21 PM, Tom said:

 

I got that message, too, but if you click around after that it will show you as logged in.

8badmofo hasn't logged in since mid October.  Did he finally get bored of yelling at clouds or should someone do a wellness check on him?

 

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"8badmofo31 has not made any friends yet"
:-(

He read that you all were talking about him.... The Herman saga brought him out of retirement. 

There's way more people viewing that site at once than I would ever guessed.  Why are so many people viewing threads that haven't had a post in over a year?  Or is there some type of programming fuckery that makes it look like people are viewing the site that really aren't?

 

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6 minutes ago, Tom said:

There's way more people viewing that site at once than I would ever guessed.  Why are so many people viewing threads that haven't had a post in over a year?  Or is there some type of programming fuckery that makes it look like people are viewing the site that really aren't?

 

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What happens on Surly changes the world. (Spoken in Walter Cronkite's voice, of course.)

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Maybe tjhooker can go over and spend some time with sadmofo. 

I’d guess most of that activity is scans from google etc

On 12/8/2020 at 4:32 PM, Lurch said:

I’d guess most of that activity is scans from google etc


Oh yeah, it is. the Google Overlords always loved that site. And those hits don’t pay for ad impressions. LOL

 

Tree fiddy that, snowcone boy!

On 12/8/2020 at 4:32 PM, Lurch said:

I’d guess most of that activity is scans from google etc

just crawlers and surlies getting screenshots.

On 9/28/2020 at 3:34 PM, blacklab said:

I'm not going to dig up the emails but they basically told us to fuck off.

i dunno if this is worthwhile or even 100%, but pretty sure if we send nice swag to @sarah this could get fixed.  who was the dude that did woodwork logos? 

On 12/2/2020 at 7:54 AM, mdmost said:

Dr Beeper?

TTom

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How come nobody posts stuff about the Shag no more?

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That dude was COVID’s ideal customer. He would have licked it off his own moms crack if some random posted on YouTube that it would own the libs. He dead. As is the site.

16 hours ago, immamac said:

When do I offer to buy it? 

how much is butternuts paying each month to keep it online?

5 hours ago, futureman said:

how much is butternuts paying each month to keep it online?

about tree fiddy

22 hours ago, immamac said:

When do I offer to buy it? 

Isn’t that what my $3.50 a month is going towards?  Our eventual Surly empire? 

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I’m in for the usual amount. I still refer to all UT message board surfing as “Shaggy”

If it is purchased back, what is the going rate to restart pancho chat. 

 

/whocares

On 2/24/2021 at 6:05 PM, immamac said:

When do I offer to buy it? 

If you do, better take up another collection to buy a shitoad of sanitizing products to clean it up.

26 minutes ago, immamac said:

I mean it would be pretty easy to just import all the posts before the mass emigration into an "archived" part of the board here.

 


Yes, it would. Is there a real shot at doing this? 

2 hours ago, immamac said:

I mean it would be pretty easy to just import all the posts before the mass emigration into an "archived" part of the board here.

 

It would be interesting to backlink posters who changed handles/socks in the move

 

1 hour ago, immamac said:

Financially? Easily. Kevin probably won't sell to me. 

what if you offer him a tree fiddy membership?

8 hours ago, immamac said:

I mean it would be pretty easy to just import all the posts before the mass emigration into an "archived" part of the board here.

 

Didn’t most of the good stuff get deleted prior to the change

Here’s the thing, shit will NEVER be as good as Shag. We are 1000% starting from a deficit. imma tries hard, he does, but it can’t be old school Shag for most. 

We all know bl deleted the fun NSAA/SSS shit. That’s not an indictment on imma, it’s simply truth. 

We ain’t gonna have fun like those threads. 

3 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

We all know bl deleted the fun NSAA/SSS shit. That’s not an indictment on imma, it’s simply truth. 

We ain’t gonna have fun like those threads. 

Shows how much you know. It's like you thought I was less involved with Shaggy or something, which is really weird to me. 

You think I fake testified in the lawsuit too?

No, you read that wrong.
NSAA was WAY better there than it ever will be here. Not an indictment, simply a fact. 

Where there’s life, there’s hope.
30 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

No, you read that wrong.

NSAA was WAY better there than it ever will be here. Not an indictment, simply a fact. 

This I agree with. The trust barrier was broken pretty hard to have a 2nd iteration of that and I'm pretty sure other private boards just splintered off for people to continue those types of discussions. Unfortunate casualty for sure. 

6 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

No, you read that wrong.

NSAA was WAY better there than it ever will be here. Not an indictment, simply a fact. 

Yeah, but SSS is WAY better here

On 3/23/2021 at 7:19 AM, Chad Fuck said:


Where there’s life, there’s hope.

Hope is a dangerous thing

On 3/23/2021 at 7:31 AM, immamac said:

This I agree with. The trust barrier was broken pretty hard to have a 2nd iteration of that and I'm pretty sure other private boards just splintered off for people to continue those types of discussions. Unfortunate casualty for sure. 

what did NSAA have to do with trust? SSS sure but hitting the delete button was amazing. I thought very highly of that move. I know there were leaks and such so maybe you mean that. I assumed there’s a new SSS and I’m just not invited. I’ve always struggled being in with the cool crowd.  I guess you’re saying there isn’t one. 

On 3/23/2021 at 11:20 AM, Angry Gorilla said:

Yeah, but SSS is WAY better here

Except for you-know-who in that one thread.

23 hours ago, troph said:

what did NSAA have to do with trust? SSS sure but hitting the delete button was amazing. I thought very highly of that move. I know there were leaks and such so maybe you mean that. I assumed there’s a new SSS and I’m just not invited. I’ve always struggled being in with the cool crowd.  I guess you’re saying there isn’t one. 

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We ought to pick one random day a year to go over there and post as if nothing had happened, and then all leave right at midnight. 

46 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

We ought to pick one random day a year to go over there and post as if nothing had happened, and then all leave right at midnight. 

Nah, I'm never giving that site traffic again. Fuck Kevin Morgan and fuck Eskimo Hut.

 

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6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Nah, I'm never giving that site traffic again. Fuck Kevin Morgan and fuck Eskimo Hut.

 

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Well, it was theoretical on my part as that lunatic lone survivor permabanned me. 

A ddos attack on the other hand I could support. Theoretically. In a fictional sense.

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