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I'm actually pretty impressed with the general Shag populace that everyone abandoned so quickly. Well done, assholes.
Still think it would have been much funnier to not tell the poors and have that place be "Left Behind"
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I’m impressed with how quickly the remaining members turned to scat.

Lol, had to go back and check out the out board.  Some of what ya'll are doing there just ain't christian.  I'd go bleach my eyes, but what has been seen cannot be unseen.  



Lol, had to go back and check out the out board.  Some of what ya'll are doing there just ain't christian.  I'd go bleach my eyes, but what has been seen cannot be unseen.  


Moose out front, yada yada

I've considered going back to see the carnage, but I don't want to risk whatever Tapa is showing for preview pics now.

  • 2 weeks later...

Looks like they accidentally knocked the CSS off the edge of the desk, and it broke.

Reckon Kevin's realized "his" website has less kick than a wine cooler slushee?

I needed to quit Shaggy anyways.  Spending so much time on that site was unhealthy so I joined Surly.  

I heard that ISIS was using the hidden “Super Secret Squirrel” forum at shaggytexas.com to communicate. 

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hellifon’tknow

1 hour ago, Texas_Rocks said:

I heard that ISIS was using the hidden “Super Secret Squirrel” forum at shaggytexas.com to communicate. 

 

Well I heard your mom sucks dick for coke, so there's that.

10 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

 

Well I heard your mom sucks dick for coke, so there's that.

Well I heard that your mother is ashamed that she did such a poor job of raising you, and that your dad is ashamed for not pulling out of his daughter before the best part of you ran down her legs. 

4 hours ago, Texas_Rocks said:

Well I heard that your mother is ashamed that she did such a poor job of raising you, and that your dad is ashamed for not pulling out of his daughter before the best part of you ran down her legs. 

That could be true had she not died in child birth. 

10 hours ago, Texas_Rocks said:

Well I heard that your mother is ashamed that she did such a poor job of raising you, and that your dad is ashamed for not pulling out of his daughter before the best part of you ran down her legs. 

brevity is your friend. 

22 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

That could be true had she not died in child birth. 

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That was not your real mother...and she did not die.

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On 4/11/2018 at 6:15 PM, RDCanecutter said:

I call dibs on playing the Idiot Mulatto Youth.

Rocko has you beat by a mile.

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Talented Shaggy admin claims to have "770 active users"  .   lol

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Talented Shaggy admin claims to have "770 active users"  .   lol

 

Lies, damn lies, and statistics.

 

Of course if you bump the query time to count over a period of weeks, sure. 

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I love what you've done with the place. Removing any reference to UT or the Longhorns on a Longhorn fan site is real outside-the-box thinking. Totally the kind of decision you'd expect from a dip$#@! who'd spend half a mil in legal fees to take over a $3.50 website.

Bwahaha   So true.

On 4/12/2018 at 11:30 PM, Richter said:

I’m impressed with how quickly the remaining members turned to scat.

If only Scatman Cruthers were still with us...

I went to see how it was going and it is a ghost town.   Caught these site analysis links Markstanco (credit if here) tossed up that are pretty amazing, so I blatantly stole them:

ShaggyTexas Usage

graph?o=lt&y=t&b=ffffff&n=666666&f=99999

New Global Rank (three month average): 94,864 (dropping 43.3k)

New US Rank: 66,914

SurlyHorns Usage

graph?o=lt&y=t&b=ffffff&n=666666&f=99999

New Global Rank: 113,163 (not active the entire three months)

New US Rank: 13,384

I wonder if that is the traffic flow they expected when they went to court?

/smert

I'm pretty sure taking it from Blacklab was the point, not running a viable business.

On 5/13/2018 at 6:53 AM, PilotsError said:

I'm pretty sure taking it from Blacklab being a freaking asshole was the point, not running a viable business.

fifm..............

  • 1 month later...

holy shit. i hadnt gone to shaggy in about 5 months. totally missed all the drama. 

also, some douche-nozzle already registered my handle.  so i removed the space.

 

No problem.  Everyone will know which one of you is which. 

On 6/15/2018 at 10:47 PM, TheDude said:

holy shit. i hadnt gone to shaggy in about 5 months. totally missed all the drama. 

also, some douche-nozzle already registered my handle.  so i removed the space.

 

It was me. I'll sell it back to you for, oh I don't know, tree fidddy.

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I wish we could put that dude and his Harvard lawyer on trial for assholeism.

Hey, they did it in Pink Flamingos (along with First-Degree Stupidity)!

On 3/27/2018 at 10:23 AM, Moby Ric said:

WTF is an Eskimo hut?  

Isn't it that place in Stillwater with the t-shirts of the boy and the Husky?

On 6/20/2018 at 3:16 PM, phdhorn said:

I wish we could put that dude and his Harvard lawyer on trial for assholeism.

Hey, they did it in Pink Flamingos (along with First-Degree Stupidity)!

Next best thing: request an AMA. 

It makes me chuckle that Shaggy is now just that senile 8mofo and Epi Quinn jerking each other off in Cloak Room. They might get an occasional passerby to come to the glory hole to take part. 

It makes me chuckle that Shaggy is now just that senile 8mofo and Epi Quinn jerking each other off in Cloak Room. They might get an occasional passerby to come to the glory hole to take part. 

Is that really all that remains? I haven’t checked in over a month now. I still want the thing to crash and burn and go away.
11 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I wonder if Kevin Morgan would take an offer for the shag.

I can think of a price...

On 6/15/2018 at 10:47 PM, TheDude said:

holy shit. i hadnt gone to shaggy in about 5 months. totally missed all the drama. 

also, some douche-nozzle already registered my handle.  so i removed the space.

 

You snooze you lose

Yeah, they're really kicking ass over there.  According to their stats, they had 6 posts yesterday, 3 by mofo.

On 6/27/2018 at 7:48 AM, The Dude said:

You snooze you lose

says the impostor dude

Looks like they cleaned up all the scar though, which makes me disappoint.

Looked over on shaggy earlier just to see how bad it has gotten. It's a fucking ghost town over there.


You know what they say — the most improvement you’ll see is between the first and second attempts at moving to another site and killing the old one. They shoulda known after the hf.com exodus that we were trained assassins.
Looks like they cleaned up all the scar though, which makes me disappoint.


Just enjoy knowing that someone had to do it
On ‎6‎/‎30‎/‎2018 at 10:12 AM, Chad Fuck said:

Looks like they cleaned up all the scar though, which makes me disappoint.

And every Saturday we work in the yard

Pick up the dog doo, hope that it's hard

People will find it during football season and it will get some traffic, like a Maya hunting camp next to the ruins of Chichen Itza. By the evening fire they will tell tales of the vanished gods who once dwelt there.

Well, everybody's favorite racist mini/spit that blood just popped back up over there, so things should really pick up now!  Wonder how ol' Kevin is gonna feel when his beloved website turns into Stormfront 2.0...

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