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I finally got banned from over there.

for promoting a competitors website.

i just made note that NOONE was in the Texas countdown threads and at least Surly counts down by days, not weeks.

and

the only post in the past week is that mofo jerk expounding on how surly is communist.

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I just peeked over at the site that shall not be named, and badmofo is desperately trying to keep that sinking ship afloat.  It is a ghost town.

I've been out of the loop for like 6 months.  Is whatever the fuck happened summarized somewhere?

Just now, dark54555 said:

I've been out of the loop for like 6 months.  Is whatever the fuck happened summarized somewhere?

Shit happened.

44 minutes ago, dark54555 said:

I've been out of the loop for like 6 months.  Is whatever the fuck happened summarized somewhere?

shaggy was purchased by a german scat porn consortium.  as awesome as that stuff is, most of us moved here so we could still browse at work.  but if you wanna see chicks eat soft-serve straight from the rectum don’t forget the address of the old site. 

4 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I’m banned from there...probably the moment badmofo was made an admin.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day...

3 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Shit happened.

Heh, yes, bully bully, see what you did there, bully bully.

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2 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


What if it’s digital?

I digitally penetrated your mother last night. 

18 hours ago, PhillyD said:

Lulz.  Badmofo chose his own hell.

He chose....poorly.

 

Lulz, they had one post yesterday.....one word...."yep" by badmofo...

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comedy

2 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

He chose....poorly.

 

Lulz, they had one post yesterday.....one word...."yep" by badmofo...

badmofo

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1 hour ago, BigOrange1 said:

is it not possible to post scat porn over there anymore?

it is.  just harder. 

On 7/12/2018 at 1:22 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I’m banned from there...probably the moment badmofo was made an admin.

Maybe badmofo can be an admin here. He can be our Steve Patterson. We bring him in to be the hatchet man, ban you, and then we send his ass jet packing over the Tower. 

nm

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15 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

A pic of Mofo:

 

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Take it back. That Japanese soldier was no backstabbing traitor.

On 7/13/2018 at 5:54 PM, blacklab said:

 

dark, here's the interview on the radio, lots of explanation here

 

Thanks; answers the questions I had for sure.

even with all of the political hubub today...no posts on the Shag.

 

No posts on badaBing since April?  Holy hell!!!

I kinda have this morbid curiosity to go back there and check out the wasteland formerly know as ShaggyTexas, but man, some of the stuff I saw in the transition is keeping me up at night. You can't scratch that stuff off your medulla.

2 minutes ago, Footballpants said:

I kinda have this morbid curiosity to go back there and check out the wasteland formerly know as ShaggyTexas, but man, some of the stuff I saw in the transition is keeping me up at night. You can't scratch that stuff off your medulla.

Your what? Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth but no toothbrush. 

I kinda have this morbid curiosity to go back there and check out the wasteland formerly know as ShaggyTexas, but man, some of the stuff I saw in the transition is keeping me up at night. You can't scratch that stuff off your medulla.


As I was scrolling through those vile posts, I was all “Seen it. Seen it. Bookmarked. Seen it.”
Your what? Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth but no toothbrush. 

Mama is wrong.
30 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Mama is wrong.

You’re wrong, Colonel Sanders 

13 hours ago, Footballpants said:

I kinda have this morbid curiosity to go back there and check out the wasteland formerly know as ShaggyTexas, but man, some of the stuff I saw in the transition is keeping me up at night. You can't scratch that stuff off your medulla.

yeah that stuff is keeping me “up” too, if you know what I mean.

It's just wonderful to watch badmofo and Rapture begging for people to post when they come by to say how shitty the place has become. Just curious when they start throwing out sexual favors to get people to post. 

39 minutes ago, mdmost said:

It's just wonderful to watch badmofo and Rapture begging for people to post when they come by to say how shitty the place has become. Just curious when they start throwing out sexual favors to get people to post. 

Treefiddy is Treefiddy.

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

It's just wonderful to watch badmofo and Rapture begging for people to post when they come by to say how shitty the place has become. Just curious when they start throwing out sexual favors to get people to post. 

What's the going rate on lemonparties?

On 7/16/2018 at 4:36 PM, Footballpants said:

I kinda have this morbid curiosity to go back there and check out the wasteland formerly know as ShaggyTexas, but man, some of the stuff I posted in the transition is keeping me up at night. You can't rub off to that stuff  

Same but with edits. Oh and being banned. 

I'm getting a database error.  Is it dead now?

Don’t worry guys. I’m sure it’s just undergoing software maintenance like landthieves.com and they’ll have it back up by Monday. 

since badmofo can not post on shaggy I just want to say - Hillary Clinton is not the POTUS

That may be the first time in history Rocko has been wanted anywhere.  You keep good company there TwiceHorn.

That’s a pretty solid list, imo

Hmm. So he decries Surly as a libtard stronghold yet only wants conservative posters to return to Shaggy. 

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Goddammit.

 

Awww, isn’t that sweet. You have a new friend!  Ha ha ha ha ha.

That is some sad, pathetic, funny shit right there. Rocko? Wow.

At this point his list should have only one thing on it: “anyone.”

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