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How the fuck is it still getting that last 100k? Google hits on old threads that voluminous?

 

ETA: sure enough. 87% of the hits are from search engine links, vs 3% here

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so far in September we've had 5MM pageviews already. I don't have their crawler installed and I bet Shaggy doesn't either, so it's underestimating us and overestimating them haha

 

There number is visits, with 11 page hits per visit

 

Also, Sept should be dramatically higher than prior months because of game day thread

On 9/16/2018 at 2:10 PM, mdmost said:

I don't know if this is the internet equivalent of performance art but this thread is all one poster, minus the 2nd post, doing play by play of the game last night. It's equal parts breathtaking and incredibly sad. Was the thought that eventually someone would join him in the thread. Was he enjoying having a sounding board for his thoughts? It's just...beautifully pathetic.

http://www.shaggytexas.com/board/showthread.php/185630-Week-3-Game-Thread-USC-at-Texas

Are they paying someone to post during the game in an attempt to get a conversation going?

Hildabeast and surly livin' rent free in old mofo's addled brain.  'Sup douchebag?

On 9/15/2018 at 9:44 AM, Bozo_Casanova said:


He does. It’s HenryJames.

 

On 9/15/2018 at 11:13 AM, futureman said:

do people seriously not know that henryjames is badmofo?

How many socks does he have over here to accumulate 2,000 +rep?

The 8mofo dropping in to thank him at the end is a nice touch. Really sells the whole illusion that there's someone other than his socks posting on there


So it’s like the CR board here?



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One more new thread on the football forum and they will finally have pushed threads with a most recent post from March off the first page.

22 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

One more new thread on the football forum and they will finally have pushed threads with a most recent post from March off the first page.

I thought it was 3???

How many socks does he have over here to accumulate 2,000 +rep?


lol! You don’t need socks to rack up that much +rep in the CR.
On 9/19/2018 at 3:26 PM, Lurch said:

How the fuck is it still getting that last 100k? Google hits on old threads that voluminous?

Search bots.

44 minutes ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Great job wolf!  Lol

Yep, cracked me up too.

Hopefully by December they can have April posts off of the front page of the football board. 

I bit ... wish I hadn't. Not sure what's weirder, the crazy mofo guy or the wolf ... both posting to themselves.

Wow I just went over to the other site for the first time in months.  I clicked on the TCU thread.  I can't stop laughing.  TexasWolf. WTF?

the site is definitely content driven. texaswolf is earning his salary. 

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yeah if he's staying over there then this entire ordeal has been worth it

The best part of any TexasWolf thread is 8badmofo chiming in with "thanks" as his follow up. I mean with that sort of cutting edge banter, how can people not want to sign up and join the discussion?

That game thread is the saddest thing I've ever seen.

That game thread is the saddest thing I've ever seen.


It just occurred to me that those two remaining posters have taken that once great website and turned it into the internet equivalent of two kids using two cans and a string as a “telephone”

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No posts today over there about Texas OU, or actually anything football related, but the day isnt over yet dudes!

They certainly are and need to reported. But where do you report? Can't trust the fbi, cia, secret service! Maybe DJT? I don't know anymore.

We are dangerous and need to be reported! 

On 8/9/2018 at 10:44 AM, Chad Fuck said:

Looks like they wiped Bernard clean.  Can't have anyone critiquing the po-pos, I suppose.

Fucking boot lickers. 

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With 27 points from Ehlinger turnovers. Book it!

For somebody who's such a badmofo, he sure whines like a scaredy-cat little bitch.  Go find another team to "cheer" for, pussy.

19 hours ago, markstanco said:

No posts today over there about Texas OU, or actually anything football related, but the day isnt over yet dudes!

Now I know for certain that puss badmofo comes over here.

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no, that's just all the moles he has over here that post here more than they do over there for some reason

As I was lurking there the other day, I did wonder what percentage (I’m sure a very LARGE percentage) of their traffic is just us lurking and snickering...

Not a single post in MONTHS.

Handled like a snowflake moderator would handle it.  And I dont use the term snowflake as an insult to badmofo, it is used to perfectly describe him as a person.

It is quite likely the only sense of “power” he has in life. That’s not a dude that gets any respect from the people he knows in the real world. He only holds the conch because Skat Island was otherwise abandoned.

22 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Not a single post in MONTHS.

Handled like a snowflake moderator would handle it.  And I dont use the term snowflake as an insult to badmofo, it is used to perfectly describe him as a person.

You have to know he's jerking off to this thread, right?

10 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

You have to know he's jerking off to this thread, right?

I know I am. 

10 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

You have to know he's jerking off to this thread, right?

With his thumb and pinky finger. 

13 minutes ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

With his thumb and pinky finger. 

thumb goes in the asshole

That stupid cunt, Swam, found a home it seems. He can jerk off 8badmofo while Texas Wolf does play by play.

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badmofo chiming in to congratulate TexasWolf on his bitchin' play by play makes me laugh in the same way that Jesus Shuttlesworth throwing the "Thanks"/"You bet!" bit at the end of his articles made me laugh. 

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