Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

  • Replies 1.7k
  • Views 183.7k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

Whew! Thanks goodness! Otherwise, we wouldn’t have a record of what those two guys were chatting about (to themselves) from January and early February (the last posts). The world needs that kind of genius archived and available to the masses for future generations to come!

3 minutes ago, mdleast said:

Whew! Thanks goodness! Otherwise, we wouldn’t have a record of what those two guys were chatting about (to themselves) from January and early February (the last posts). The world needs that kind of genius archived and available to the masses for future generations to come!

there’s a lot of mspaint artwork on that site that shouldn’t die.  and not just thujone.  that awkward sex mspaint thread was gold. 

Somebody finally hit the reboot command on the Commodore 64 that's running the place. 

TIL, while sifting through the googles looking for information about the actual suit, that hornfans still exists and people post there.

On 2/23/2019 at 10:40 AM, Liquor and Poker said:

TIL, while sifting through the googles looking for information about the actual suit, that hornfans still exists and people post there.

Rob and Katy sold the rights to HF about 3 years ago. Several of the old moderators and longtime posters  got together and bought the rights (and the 1999 software database), they are running the site, although I dont think it gets much traffic at all anymore

3 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

Rob and Katy sold the rights to HF about 3 years ago. 

I wonder how much value they lost from the formation of shaggy

8 minutes ago, futureman said:

I wonder how much value they lost from the formation of shaggy

bout tree fiddy

On 12/12/2018 at 8:17 AM, BlueGreySky said:

So Jade logged in at the old site and asked that some thread about a murder she knew about be deleted. 

I think she killed lots people with that pot of - um -  chili.

On 2/23/2019 at 11:09 AM, futureman said:

there’s a lot of mspaint artwork on that site that shouldn’t die.  and not just thujone.  that awkward sex mspaint thread was gold. 

Behind the OU MS paint threads, that thread was easily the one that made me laugh the most, if not more.  Needs to be preserved. 

Quote
Yesterday, 06:57 PM#1
Moderatorreputation_pos.png reputation_pos.png reputation_pos.png reputation_pos.png reputation_pos.png reputation_highpos.png reputation_highpos.png reputation_highpos.png reputation_highpos.png reputation_highpos.png reputation_highpos.png
Join Date
Jun 2008
Posts
3,481
 

I see we are back!

Gotta break the scat posters hearts. $#@! 'em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We?

It was just a matter of time. And me being me, of course. First I was a donator and now I are a incitetor. Whole lotta TOR there.

2ilqbc.png

Yesterday, 06:57 PM#1 8badmofo31  user-offline.png Moderatorreputation_pos.png reputation_pos.png reputation_pos.png reputation_pos.png reputation_pos.png reputation_highpos.png reputation_highpos.png reputation_highpos.png reputation_highpos.png reputation_highpos.png reputation_highpos.png
Join Date
Jun 2008
Posts
3,481
 

I see we are back!

Gotta break the scat posters hearts. $#@! 'em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We?
Good for them. Glad they are back online. Lots to discuss.
13 hours ago, mdmost said:

We?

badmofo contains multitudes.

we?  what the fuck “we”?  you said you just wanted to come along.  

So I really should have saved all the slut nudes I posted back then. Damnit

5 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

So I really should have saved all the slut nudes I posted back then. Damnit

You can't save 'em man, sloots gonna sloot.

On 2/25/2019 at 6:58 PM, El Diablo said:

It was just a matter of time. And me being me, of course. First I was a donator and now I are a incitetor. Whole lotta TOR there.

2ilqbc.png

Lulz

On 2/24/2019 at 11:10 PM, Gatorubet said:

I think she killed lots people with that pot of - um -  chili.

That thread was weird. Start it up again over here, @Jade

  • Author

It's fairly cheap depending on how much bandwidth you use. So it's not costing him too much. 

On 2/24/2019 at 9:46 PM, AUS-97HORN said:

Rob and Katy sold the rights to HF about 3 years ago. Several of the old moderators and longtime posters  got together and bought the rights (and the 1999 software database), they are running the site, although I dont think it gets much traffic at all anymore

They waited that long to sell it? You can only guess what it could have been worth if they had sold it near the height of its popularity.

holy shit, unless I am misreading the forum page on the former site, it shows the last post ANYWHERE on the site as being in the cloak room on March 3  and prior to that the last post was from March 28th saying they are back up.

 

If I am right there have only been  4 total posts on the whole site in the last week.... holy fuck the bandwidth bill must be YUGE

10 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

bad/ it'll pick up when football season starts /mofo

Gimme sum dat dope bro.

32 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

bad/ it'll pick up when football season starts /mofo

I agree - badmofo

Me too - badmofo

This site is great - badmofo

I think so too! - badmofo

 

Saved you a click

9 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I agree - badmofo

Me too - badmofo

This site is great - badmofo

I think so too! - badmofo

 

Saved you a click

texaswolf wants to chime in. 

23 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

If I am right there have only been  4 total posts on the whole site in the last week.... holy fuck the bandwidth bill must be YUGE

There are ways that bill could be more.

 

21 hours ago, tejas60 said:

bad/ it'll pick up when football season starts /mofo

 

21 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Gimme sum dat dope bro.

Well, if you go from 1 to 4 posts per day, that's like a 400% jump.  I think he's right.

Again: ”we”?

 

Really?!? Who is “we”?

 

80135eeb59a48c95b06471eae7d1641f.jpg

Well shit. Can’t seem to post any pics right now.

My favorite day in the history of UT Internetdom was when jt texted me that shaggy was now officially unmoderated.

I posted the fist hardcore pron pic and the reactions were hilarious for a few hours.

Unfortunately my search history was NOT funny. My wife was trying to find the phone number to Black sheep lodge and when she typed in “black” google auto filled to “black dicks”

At first she was like - "I thought I cleared my history" - and then she realized she was on his computer.

3 hours ago, kevwun said:

badmofo would have made a good nazi.

Nah, he wouldn't and won't make a good anything. 

On 3/7/2019 at 5:34 AM, thunderlounge said:

There are ways that bill could be more.

...don't give me ideas.

We dont have much time fellas. Time to make up with Derka before it's too late.

20190309-011403.jpg%22

13 hours ago, Blotto said:

We dont have much time fellas. Time to make up with Derka before it's too late.

20190309-011403.jpg%22

that dude is fucking awesome.  just awesome and hilarious and good. 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

that dude is fucking awesome.  just awesome and hilarious and good. 

Sounds like something a mole would say.

He’s a Qnut, isn’t he? Of course he is.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.