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#1251

It’s been said before but he’s actually a genius performance artist and we are, in turn, his (only) audience.

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#1252
On 3/8/2019 at 3:58 AM, Gardner Barnes said:

My favorite day in the history of UT Internetdom was when jt texted me that shaggy was now officially unmoderated.

I posted the fist hardcore pron pic and the reactions were hilarious for a few hours.

Unfortunately my search history was NOT funny. My wife was trying to find the phone number to Black sheep lodge and when she typed in “black” google auto filled to “black dicks”

Wife or ex wife

#1254
18 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

What does that even mean? 

It means every act of creation is destruction and every destructive act is creative. It means life is beautiful, cruel and finite. We are all one soul viewing one another from a subjective perspective.

come on man it’s pretty fucking obvious.

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#1255
31 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

What does that even mean? 

And do you now put on your best attire?
And do you now cull out a holiday?
And do you now strew flowers in his way
That comes in triumph over Shaggy's blood? Be gone!
Run to your houses, fall upon your knees,
Pray to the gods to intermit the plague
That needs must light on this ingratitude.

#1256
7 hours ago, Sleep off ugly said:

It means every act of creation is destruction and every destructive act is creative. It means life is beautiful, cruel and finite. We are all one soul viewing one another from a subjective perspective.

come on man it’s pretty fucking obvious.

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#1257
On 3/8/2019 at 3:58 AM, Gardner Barnes said:

My favorite day in the history of UT Internetdom was when jt texted me that shaggy was now officially unmoderated.

I posted the fist hardcore pron pic and the reactions were hilarious for a few hours.

Unfortunately my search history was NOT funny. My wife was trying to find the phone number to Black sheep lodge and when she typed in “black” google auto filled to “black dicks”

Did she mention something about having an awakening or a sudden stirring of desire form inside of her?

 

#1258
2 hours ago, F250 said:

Did she mention something about having an awakening or a sudden stirring of desire form inside of her?

 

Check her bookmarks.

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#1260

Are you people ready for an 8badmofo hot take on Shaka Smart?

 

I said ARE YOU READY?

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Shaka Smart

is a $#@!ing lousy coach!

#1264
14 hours ago, Deej said:

We're hitting the anniversary, are we not?

Looks like almost one month since the last post on the football board if that is what you mean. (I know it isnt, but still funny)

#1266

To me it seems like he’s a ghost haunting the halls of an abandoned, once great house that used to be bustling with activity and people but now it’s just him roaming the halls alone...for all of eternity.

#1268
3 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

It's like watching your ex-girlfriend, who you loved so dearly, become hooked on meth.

 
You feed your addiction
With your crystal meth
And I plea for your life 
as it takes you to your death
You make your deal with the devil
As your looks begin to fade
I saw you laughin' through the tears 
As you slowly slipped away
I watched you go
 
great song
#1270
20 hours ago, mdleast said:

To me it seems like he’s a ghost haunting the halls of an abandoned, once great house that used to be bustling with activity and people but now it’s just him roaming the halls alone...for all of eternity.

he’s a sock of someone over here having a great laugh, posting every couple days, and he’s a fucking hilarious magnificent bastard. 

#1271
To me it seems like he’s a ghost haunting the halls of an abandoned, once great house that used to be bustling with activity and people but now it’s just him roaming the halls alone...for all of eternity.

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#1276
On 3/26/2019 at 6:39 PM, blacklab said:

 I assure you it's not me

That's what a mole would say.

#1278

Well I guess we can be reasonably sure he’s not our good and faithful $#@! current mod immamac. Or can we we?!?

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#1280
5 hours ago, immamac said:

Damn, I was mod on both sites for a whole year! What a squandered opportunity I could have really helped them out. 

Don't be delusional,  you know they are beyond help.

#1281

The beauty in his performance art is he really sells it to you that he thinks he's not alone over there. 

#1283

Bwaha.  So it's OUR fault nobody posts over there...

 

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    No new posts again today

    You know those leftist $#@!suckers have us blacklisted somewhere. $#@! those scat site posters in their pussies. And grab it when you are finished!
     
 
#1287
On 4/1/2019 at 7:57 AM, mdmost said:

The beauty in his performance art is he really sells it to you that he thinks he's not alone over there. 

performance art is exactly what it is.  the man is a genius. 

#1288
5 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

Bwaha.  So it's OUR fault nobody posts over there...

 

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    No new posts again today

    You know those leftist $#@!suckers have us blacklisted somewhere. $#@! those scat site posters in their pussies. And grab it when you are finished!
     
 

Yeah, all tha power we've got.  Must be the SHMC at work.

#1289
On 3/31/2019 at 11:49 PM, SHOOTER12 said:

Don't be delusional,  you know they are beyond help.

Who's "they"?  badmofo and the various voices in his head?

#1291
51 minutes ago, RPM said:

So should I take him off my blacklist? He seems butthurt about it.

We prefer to call them urban lists now

#1294
21 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

Bwaha.  So it's OUR fault nobody posts over there...

 

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    No new posts again today

    You know those leftist $#@!suckers have us blacklisted somewhere. $#@! those scat site posters in their pussies. And grab it when you are finished!
     
 

He has the nerve to post this garbage about no post again today, but didn't see the need to make the same post over the past months when they went days and days without post? What a freaking loser.

#1295

You’ll notice he put this latest post in the Original Content forum at the very top of all forums to have a better chance of being seeing by us lurkers. In that way I will reiterate what has previously been said - he is actually a genius performance artist and we, by continually lurking and commenting over here, have become a part of the performance.

 

Genius

 

 

#1296
3 hours ago, mdleast said:

You’ll notice he put this latest post in the Original Content forum at the very top of all forums to have a better chance of being seeing by us lurkers. In that way I will reiterate what has previously been said - he is actually a genius performance artist and we, by continually lurking and commenting over here, have become a part of the performance.

 

Genius

 

 

 

The only thing he excels at performing is snowballing his mom, after he blows his dad. 

#1297
On ‎4‎/‎3‎/‎2019 at 1:00 PM, thunderlounge said:

 

The only thing he excels at performing is snowballing his mom, after he blows his dad. 

I'm not believing this, there's no scat involved.

#1298
 
The only thing he excels at performing is snowballing his mom, after he blows his dad. 

I’m not going to Google that to figure out what it means.
#1300
On 4/3/2019 at 9:41 AM, mdleast said:

You’ll notice he put this latest post in the Original Content forum at the very top of all forums to have a better chance of being seeing by us lurkers. In that way I will reiterate what has previously been said - he is actually a genius performance artist and we, by continually lurking and commenting over here, have become a part of the performance.

 

Genius

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