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So how much scat porn does it take before advertisers start to flee?

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1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:

I wanna go back and take part in a final bombing run, but I’m scared of the shit. Tell me it will be ok guys.

 

I wouldn't do it.  You could catching cholera.

Wow just clicked over to check it out, that sites worth 350 for sure, three hundred and fifty cents....  only a couple new post I saw and some Judas named 8badmofo31 (who’s been a member since 2008) trying to be a mod and save the place and make it better then before cause they can get “real longhorn fans over there now and start over” lol

Not sure if serious, but he seemed to be...

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8 hours ago, Bevo in VA said:

So how much scat porn does it take before advertisers start to flee?

Depends.

The first results of a "Kevin Morgan Houston" Google image search.

I think the handover went pretty smoothly.

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11 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

I wanna go back and take part in a final bombing run, but I’m scared of the shit. Tell me it will be ok guys.

 

50 of you are going on a mission to shaggytexas.com.  25 of you ain't coming back.

51 minutes ago, Netzer said:

The first results of a "Kevin Morgan Houston" Google image search.

I think the handover went pretty smoothly.

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Any publicity is good publicity. 

Just now, kevwun said:

50 of you are going on a mission to shaggytexas.com.  25 of you ain't coming back.

And the 25 who do come back will have PTSD. (Post Traumatic Shit Disorder)

13 hours ago, BlueGreySky said:

@tjhooker, he started a new golf thread in other sports over at Kevin's Scatboard.  you should pay it a visit.

two hours old... 6 views and 0 replies.  lol

 

I hereby motion to have Surly autocorrect Shaggy/ShaggyTexas/ShaggyBevo to "Kevin's Scatboard".

17 minutes ago, Roofle said:

I hereby motion to have Surly autocorrect Shaggy/ShaggyTexas/ShaggyBevo to "Kevin's Scatboard".

Outstanding notion. Seconded.

18 hours ago, Bevo in VA said:

So how much scat porn does it take before advertisers start to flee?

About tree fiddy 

23 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

Why won't they ban me?  I just got a partial deletion of my handy work.  I just reposted a bunch again. It is run by window lickers. 

Probably because Kevin enjoys scat porn and this is a fabulous excuse for him to view it without any real repercussions. That’s my guess anyway. 

I wanna go back and take part in a final bombing run, but I’m scared of the shit. Tell me it will be ok guys.
 

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It’s no big deal.
And the 25 who do come back will have PTSD. (Post Traumatic Shit Disorder)

How many will write books? How many will get movie deals? Where is SGT Four Leaf Teabag?

23 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

I wanna go back and take part in a final bombing run, but I’m scared of the shit. Tell me it will be ok guys.

 

The poolittle raid

2 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


How many will right books? How many will get movie deals? Where is SGT Four Leaf Teabag?

*write

I would have sworn I typed in the correct version. It’s fixed now.

We still think you’re dumb

He'd better not ban you.  From what I can tell, you and he are literally the only posters over there now.  You're 95% of all the activity on that shitty site.

10 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

From badmofo in the golf thread of all places.  I had an appropriate response I cannot post on here.:

Hey Tj, I'm a moderator now. As soon as I have the necessary tools, you and the others that post this filth are gone!

 

haha, that is so great if true.  

From badmofo in the golf thread of all places.  I had an appropriate response I cannot post on here.:
Hey Tj, I'm a moderator now. As soon as I have the necessary tools, you and the others that post this filth are gone!
 

He told you that you can’t post filth, flarn, flarn, filth huh?

Should I go back and ban him? I don't even know if BiH still exists or has mod privileges, but it would be funny.

 

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1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:

Should I go back and ban him? I don't even know if BiH still exists or has mod privileges, but it would be funny.

 

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It's a moral imperative.

I think it’s hilarious that 8badmofo the Trumper Troll is king shit of scat mountain.

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32 minutes ago, Homercles said:

I think it’s hilarious that 8badmofo the Trumper Troll is king shit of scat mountain.

In other words, he can have the crown

 

44 minutes ago, Homercles said:

I think it’s hilarious that 8badmofo the Trumper Troll is king shit of scat mountain.

Until you remember that guy can now presumably access everyone's private account information. 

1 hour ago, Homercles said:

I think it’s hilarious that 8badmofo the Trumper Troll is king shit of scat mountain.

It’s really the only ending to the shag that would make any sense. It was inevitable.

51 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

Until you remember that guy can now presumably access everyone's private account information. 

I’m not sure what he can do with my kevinmorganlicksballs20 email account

went back over to shaggy to see how it looks. i now have a weird craving for some dairy queen soft serve.

2 hours ago, KuЯdt said:

went back over to shaggy to see how it looks. i now have a weird craving for some dairy queen soft serve.

i didn't think the scatatorium could be out-grossed.  I stand corrected.

3 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

I’m not sure what he can do with my kevinmorganlicksballs20 email account

Yeah mine was something like eatshitkevinmorgan123 pw noreallyeatshitkevinmorgan123

4 hours ago, Mojo Hand said:

Until you remember that guy can now presumably access everyone's private account information. 

I changed my email to KevinMorganRapesBaylorFans@KevinSucks.fart

What other other useful info is there?  

I reset my password to something random so as soon as I clear my browser history I’ll be the same

I'm actually pretty impressed with the general Shag populace that everyone abandoned so quickly. Well done, assholes.

When the S.S. Shagster hit the iceberg, we didn’t wait around on the decks listening to the band playing. We got the fuck off the boat. 

I still go back to try to catch strays. I had to ignore you tj. sorry, about that man. And you really gotta decompress or something after this. I'll hang on as long as there are lurkers that keep showing up. 

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