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  • Oh fuck off. This team isn't good so take a fucking win when you can get them. 

  • Because it's badass.  

  • After making the catch, LJH calmly tossed the ball to the official and walked down the sideline to the bench in old school fashion. No taunting, no overt celebration, no look at me what I just did, ju

Just now, Bevo Num1 said:

What fucking rivalry?

Why does he keep saying that shit??

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

You didn't hear? Brando said this is the Big 12's most intriguing rivalry since aggy left. 

Well, we did start scheduling Tech in the spot typically reserved for aggy for a few years after aggy ran off



They didn’t have a timeout and I don’t think they trusted Duffey to not turn it over. 


All he had to do is throw it way out of bounds. Clock stops when it lands. Run 5 or so seconds off.
Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

Lil J. Love you man. But eyes on the ball 

If he's gonna have a drop might as well get it over with.

Considering how that half started, nice result. Now can we please come out of a half and step on our opponent's throats?!?!

10 minutes ago, RPM said:

Gay or Friend zoned.

That sucks. Dudes living the dream but then also a nightmare 

Just now, HornsOverIthaca said:

If he's gonna have a drop might as well get it over with.

That was technically his second drop of the half. Not that it really matters.

Defense, keep swarming to the ball. They are gonna make catches in space by virtue of running 5 receivers every play. Just make sure you make the tackles.
Offense, keep controlling the ball. Too many third downs, too many sacks taken, but I'm loving the LJH show.

Nice first half. Slow start again, but it's been all Texas since the interception.

2 minutes ago, Modessit said:


 

 


All he had to do is throw it way out of bounds. Clock stops when it lands. Run 5 or so seconds off.

 

After his fiasco in the first quarter in the red zone I think I would err on the side of caution with Duffey. 

I always respected Kliff’s toughness as a player. That shit at the end of the half was horseshit. Take a shot or maybe 2 at the endzone, then kick. The QB sneak on 4th and short was idiotic as well. Done with Coach Bro.

 

First time I’ve ever said that   I hope he’s gone after this season  

 

 

Just now, Vito Andolini said:

I put it on mute the first drive, and I don’t regret my decision 

No you don’t. 

Can’t believe I am saying this but can Robert Smith be the announcer in the second half? 
I'd settle for Mel Tillis. Or Lee Corso. Or Kirk Douglas. Or Anne Ramsey.
2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Everything about fox’s production sucks ass. Halftime crew is terrible as well. 

Did you know this game reminds Brando of last year's game? No? We'll discuss that right after this break

Just now, slorch said:

I always respected Kliff’s toughness as a player. That shit at the end of the half was horseshit. Take a shot or maybe 2 at the endzone, then kick. The QB sneak on 4th and short was idiotic as well. Done with Coach Bro.

 

First time I’ve ever said that   I hope he’s gone after this season  

 

 

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Just now, slorch said:

I always respected Kliff’s toughness as a player. That shit at the end of the half was horseshit. Take a shot or maybe 2 at the endzone, then kick. The QB sneak on 4th and short was idiotic as well. Done with Coach Bro.

 

First time I’ve ever said that   I hope he’s gone after this season  

 

 

It’s OK. I don’t want Major Applewhite as our HC.  

1 minute ago, slorch said:

I always respected Kliff’s toughness as a player. That shit at the end of the half was horseshit. Take a shot or maybe 2 at the endzone, then kick. The QB sneak on 4th and short was idiotic as well. Done with Coach Bro.

 

First time I’ve ever said that   I hope he’s gone after this season  

 

 

Do you trust Duffey to take a shot though?

Just now, Modessit said:
2 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:
Can’t believe I am saying this but can Robert Smith be the announcer in the second half? 

I'd settle for Mel Tillis. Or Lee Corso. Or Kirk Douglas. Or Anne Ramsey.

Helen Keller would see more

Stupid clock management.  1st and goal from the 2 with all 3 TOs, you don't snap the ball that early in the play clock.

Yooooooo!!! What the fuck was that sooner hoe dragging shit did I just see. 

1 minute ago, Modessit said:
3 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:
Can’t believe I am saying this but can Robert Smith be the announcer in the second half? 

I'd settle for Mel Tillis. Or Lee Corso. Or Kirk Douglas. Or Anne Ramsey.

I’d settle for Stephen Hawkins PC right about now.

What would you have suggested we did? Have Sam kneel until there's ten seconds left and then hope we score the touchdown play? 
No, idiot. You score when it's there, every time, and then you make the stop. If you don't make the stop, that's your defense fucking up. That has nothing to do with keeping the ball on offense.

Dumb ass. I would have snapped the ball with sub 5 seconds on the play clock instead of fucking 15. Do you think we could have benefited from burning an extra 30 seconds??
Just now, slorch said:

I always respected Kliff’s toughness as a player. That shit at the end of the half was horseshit. Take a shot or maybe 2 at the endzone, then kick. The QB sneak on 4th and short was idiotic as well. Done with Coach Bro.

 

First time I’ve ever said that   I hope he’s gone after this season  

 

 

His QB caused a 14 point swing. He ain’t going to let that happen again if he can help it. The best pass Duffy threw was to get them in field goal range on the last series. Klingon is trying to get his kids head right.

Stupid clock management.  1st and goal from the 2 with all 3 TOs, you don't snap the ball that early in the play clock.

Bingo
2 minutes ago, slorch said:

I always respected Kliff’s toughness as a player. That shit at the end of the half was horseshit. Take a shot or maybe 2 at the endzone, then kick. The QB sneak on 4th and short was idiotic as well. Done with Coach Bro.

 

First time I’ve ever said that   I hope he’s gone after this season  

 

 

I'd be more mad at him going for it on your own 30. Dumb dumb dumb dumb

Just now, Tired of Lurking said:

Do you trust Duffey to take a shot though?

You have to, for the rest of the team. 

You gotta run the offense, regardless. Let him rot if he fucks up the play.  Playing it safe is playing to lose. That’s towards cKK. Not Duffy. 

Just now, Tom Chairman said:


Bingo

Well Sam could have taken another ten yard sack and we settle for a FG. 

Net loss -1. 

Its the first half. Take the TD. Stop somebody 


Dumb ass. I would have snapped the ball with sub 5 seconds on the play clock instead of fucking 15. Do you think we could have benefited from burning an extra 30 seconds??
Letting the defense know that the snap is always coming in the last 5 seconds is how you get back to back sacks.

Montgomery is going to be suspended for the first half against us next week. That is great news for us. 

Just now, Tom Chairman said:


Bingo

Not really, it was the quick snap that caught their D when they weren't lined up. Nothing is guaranteed. You can't say we would have scored with 100% certainty if we ran the clock down. Remember the oline played like poo for much of the first half. 

10 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Our defense got some of their nuts back. We need to open the half with time consuming drive and a score.

Yeah.... disappointing the Defense didn't stop Tech from scoring the FG on that last drive.  Time for TEXAS Offense to kick ass in 2nd Half by getting up by 14+ points and never have Tech get any closer.....

GO HORNS 🤘

Edited by LTtxfan

Just now, slorch said:

You have to, for the rest of the team. 

You gotta run the offense, regardless. Let him rot if he fucks up the play.  Playing it safe is playing to lose. That’s towards cKK. Not Duffy. 

Understandable.

To add to that, we did stop them, but Josh Thompson decided to cunt punt Stern's INT. Can't plan for that. 

Thompson's on my shit list for giving up the last TD to the sisterfuckers. 

Edited by totallynotabuttpirate

15 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Again. Can't stop anyone last drive of a half. 

Or 1st drive of game. Or last drive of the game.

Glad to be in this spot.   Could be 17- 6 tech at this point, or worse.  Let's repeat the 2q a couple of more times.

Hope the Horns come out with a fire rather than play down to their comp. Get a score and see what the D brings. Defense is finally fighting back rather than flailing. 

Edited by Mdhorn

It’s not bad coaching to call plays with game and personnel context in mind. I would have kicked the field goal there as well. 

What is curious is the inconsistency. Going for it on your own 34 with the young, backup QB was a horrible decision. That’s the kind of thing you try if you have Vince Young as a redshirt senior. 

1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

Hope the Horns come out with a fire rather than play down to their comp. Defense is finally fighting back rather than flailing. 

the first game this happens.... will be the first game it happens.

we havent won by 21 since  San Jose State last year. 

Would really like to be up 3 scores or so come the 4th.   I need a break this week. 

4 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

 

 

Kliff is 100% gone if Tech loses this game.  He should have been gone last year, but our dumbass bigdicks WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY overvalued the win over Texas then too.

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