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1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

 


You fuck off idiot.

 

No you fuck off, you idiot, you. 

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1 minute ago, Agent47 said:

Get back in the top 10.

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Between this game, the aggie game, and the OU game, I’ve been pissed all day.  Why do I do this to myself?
Well, that's the deal.

If we had last year's D, we'd be in the playoff this year. One of these years the O and D will get their shit together in the same year. Also, fuck Bonney.

1 minute ago, demos said:

With the win secured, can we bury locke in the wastes outside lubbock?

He actually had a pretty good game other than the onside.  And let's be honest, that was a pretty badass play by that kicker.  

Some schools would count this as two wins. 
Aggy? Is that you?
1 minute ago, demos said:

With the win secured, can we bury locke in the wastes outside lubbock?

You don’t need to go “outside”.

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

Locke played well besides the onsides kick.

True, but thanks to that onside kick it almost cost us the game.

3 minutes ago, LongestHorn said:

Take the win, Pussy

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This was the 10 year anniversary of the Crabtree play and apparently they made a big pre game deal celebrating everyone involved. It was awesome to win tonight the same way. 

What the hell question was "who are you thinking back in Austin tonight"?

Orlando owes LJ a new car.

And a few fans new hearts.
Just now, UDontKnow said:

True, but thanks to that onside kick it almost cost us the game.

Giving up 444 passing yards to a guy named Jett Duffey almost cost us the game.

1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

We need to lobby to make college football only play three quarters.  Kinda like hockey. 

Except they're 20 minutes long, so there's no difference in the length of the game.

So their 3rd string QB had 450 yards, holy shit. 

Yes. But this is Tech, a QB factory. So let’s not pretend like 3rd string there is awful, like at Texas.

Goddamn I am tired of the defense trying to lose games for us.
7 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

How many points would Oklahoma put on this defense now?  100? 

Jet fucking Duffy looked like a Heisman candidate tonight.  Jet fucking Duffy. 

Thank God for Sam and LJH. 

Well considering they played literally a week ago in Lubbock I can say with confidence the answer is 51.

What the hell question was "who are you thinking back in Austin tonight"?

Yeah that was a weird question. I wish Sam would have said "sorority bitches, dude"
No you fuck off, you idiot, you. 

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What the hell question was "who are you thinking back in Austin tonight"?
I thought the same thing. My 6 year old is a better journalist.
Offense playing like I thought the defense would this year and vice versa.
So much truth.

Enjoy this win. We are going to win at least 8 games. Something we have not done since 2013.

Also enjoy the win because with all of the injuries next week’s matchup is going to be, not as fun. 

This team is a hot mess.  We need elite recruits along the defensive line in order to play whatever the fuck Orlando calls his defense.  

Ayleast the O continues to progress.  Orlando went from hot commodity to dead weight fast.  

No doubt in my mind that Coach Bro would have tried a Holgo 2-pointer if given the chance at the end. 


Little more time on the clock, but he did have the chance, and he didn’t try it
Just now, Dbeasy said:


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Ah, little moron Dbeasy got his feelings hurt because he's a cunt who can't enjoy a win after years of Texas losing these kinds of games. 

3 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Giving up 444 passing yards to a guy named Jett Duffey almost cost us the game.

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1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

Enjoy this win. We are going to win at least 8 games. Something we have not done since 2013.

Also enjoy the win because with all of the injuries next week’s matchup is going to be, not as fun. 

Montgomery out the first half no?

We have a 5-point, a 3-point, and a 1-point loss.  Beat ISU and we've got a very good chance of finishing 10-3. Accomplished with a team thin on defense from injuries.  Should do great in recruiting.  

All things considered, the future looks good. 

2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Enjoy this win. We are going to win at least 8 games. Something we have not done since 2013.

Also enjoy the win because with all of the injuries next week’s matchup is going to be, not as fun. 

11, we're winning 11 games

Ah, little moron Dbeasy got his feelings hurt because he's a cunt who can't enjoy a win after years of Texas losing these kinds of games. 


Ah the little mouth breather thinks he’s funny.

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1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

Enjoy this win. We are going to win at least 8 games. Something we have not done since 2013.

Also enjoy the win because with all of the injuries next week’s matchup is going to be, not as fun. 

Iowa State’s RB is probably shelved next week. He’s a good part of their offense.

5 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

This was the 10 year anniversary of the Crabtree play and apparently they made a big pre game deal celebrating everyone involved. It was awesome to win tonight the same way. 

Oh shit, that is awesome!  Now any time they show that Crabtree shit on Espin, they have to show tonight as well

8 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

So their 3rd string QB had 450 yards, holy shit. 

And completed 90% of his passes. 

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

Enjoy this win. We are going to win at least 8 games. Something we have not done since 2013.

Also enjoy the win because with all of the injuries next week’s matchup is going to be, not as fun. 

If we were to somehow pull out a win next week, 10 wins is looking promising, which is damn good under the circumstances.

Ah, little moron Dbeasy got his feelings hurt because he's a cunt who can't enjoy a win after years of Texas losing these kinds of games. 
Yeah, fuck it. It ain't pretty but we're 7-3. Considering the last 8 years I won't complain.
1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Montgomery out the first half no?

What difference does that make? If we take a lead into the second half it will still come down to the last series of the game. It's what we do and it's annoying as hell.

 After all these years, we FINALLY get a good offense,  but our defense goes to shit.  What the fuck 

 

At least we won

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Montgomery out the first half no?

They have this freshman that I suspect will look like a Doak Walker award winner by halftime. Not to mention their QB is actually good. Not pretend good by virtue of playing our defense but actually really good. 

Funnier than you, fuckface


Women laughing at your tiny penis doesn’t make you funny.
We have a 5-point, a 3-point, and a 1-point loss.  Beat ISU and we've got a very good chance of finishing 10-3. Accomplished with a team thin on defense from injuries.  Should do great in recruiting.  
All things considered, the future looks good. 

Unfortunately, I don't see the D getting appreciably better next year. Hope I'm wrong.
If the offensive line improves a little going into next year, I am a lot more comfortable with the offense right now than I would have dreamed about two months ago.


The Oline took a step back today. Tech’s D line is decent but they dominated us.

If we use the clock at the end of the first half this game was over.

if our defense was any good this game would have been over.

Thank goodness for Sam and L Jordan Humphrey who is better than every receiver on the Dallas Cowboys roster.

The end.

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

 


Women laughing at your tiny penis doesn’t make you funny.

 

Your mom didn't laugh when I pounded her ass last night. Think I'll go back for seconds. She's got a great ass. 

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