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Please keep your fuckhead Brando and dumbass sooner Tilman for big 10 and pac 12 games. 

Sincerely, 

Fuck you. 

7 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Gagree.  They, quite literally, sound sad now.

Good.

What little of the game I listened to them, I thought for a moment I was hearing the local Tech radio team's audio.

That may have been the worst broadcast I've ever heard.  Most of what they said was just wrong.  Their jokes were stupid.  They couldn't follow the action on the field.  They're a beating to listen to.  

They are a mockery of sports broadcasting. Mostly Brando who isn't watching the game and doesn't learn the rosters. 

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1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

That may have been the worst broadcast I've ever heard.  Most of what they said was just wrong.  Their jokes were stupid.  They couldn't follow the action on the field.  They're a beating to listen to.  

Wait, you mean to tell me 3&3 ISN'T an obvious passing down? But sooner fuck just said...

All of yall need to learn to watch with the sound off.   You still get to watch every play and enjoy all the action but without all the dooshbaggedness.  In fact if you can,  try to get dark side of thr moon synced up with the game.   It's magical. 

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How many fucking times did one of these dipshits refer to UT as “Hook ‘em?” 

Guy must’ve had some bet a la Super Troopers. Save that bush league shit for Wednesday night MACtion

15 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

That may have been the worst broadcast I've ever heard.  Most of what they said was just wrong.  Their jokes were stupid.  They couldn't follow the action on the field.  They're a beating to listen to.  

It wasn’t good, but it didn’t approach the shittastickness of Rod Gilmore and whoever covering the Baylor game. 

What was that dumbass question they asked Ehlinger after the game? Something along the lines of "Who in  your family are you thinking about back in Austin?"

 

I'm guessing that's their way of trying to get Sam mention his deceased dad, which is a stupid.

I feel like that bit that Louis CK does about the miracle of flying.  People bitching about sitting on the tarmac when it used to take 2 years to go from Massachusetts to California.

I watched a game transmitted instantaneously from bumfuckingLubbock in HD.  It's football, it's not rocket science.  I'd rather the commentators be the idiot abroad guy and maybe the head of the Harvard philosophy department, just for shits and grins, but these guys will do.

There's a reason Tim Brando was fired...err not have his contract renewed by CBS. 

4 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

I feel like that bit that Louis CK does about the miracle of flying.  People bitching about sitting on the tarmac when it used to take 2 years to go from Massachusetts to California.

I watched a game transmitted instantaneously from bumfuckingLubbock in HD.  It's football, it's not rocket science.  I'd rather the commentators be the idiot abroad guy and maybe the head of the Harvard philosophy department, just for shits and grins, but these guys will do.

Aww, man. I never thought of that way, but to hear you say it. Wow, perspective. 

 

Hey, guys! Stop complaining. This guy's figured it out.

All we have to do is win, then this will take care of that.

38 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

All of yall need to learn to watch with the sound off.   You still get to watch every play and enjoy all the action but without all the dooshbaggedness.  In fact if you can,  try to get dark side of thr moon synced up with the game.   It's magical. 

The problem is then you can't hear the crowd reactions, whistles blowing, etc. 

42 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

The don't watch the next FOX broadcasts, bitches.

Don't tell that to whoever was running the operations for BeIn network today: 😏

 

Brando doesn’t even pretend to try anymore.  It’s a comedy act unless he’s calling your team’s game.  

4 hours ago, Llogg said:

They are a mockery of sports broadcasting. Mostly Brando who isn't watching the game and doesn't learn the rosters. 

I could broadcast a game better than Brando. Keep him in the studio.

10 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Ponderous, man. Fucking ponderous.

I think I see what you're saying.

On the Davis strip/fumble, we had recovered the fumble, the players were celebrating, and the officials were saying Texas ball. Finally, Brando was like "whoa, I think there may have been a fumble!". 

You guys are actually watching the game in real time, right?

Put Craig Way on headphones. Glad to get LHN this week.

10 hours ago, Helobious said:

The problem is then you can't hear the crowd reactions, whistles blowing, etc. 

I know,  it sort of makes you have to watch.  

21 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Put Craig Way on headphones. Glad to get LHN this week.

Too hard to get them in sync, so that's a no go for me. Much better option would be for Fox to fire this ass clown and put my regarded cousin, who doesn't know anything about sports generalle or football specifically, in the booth. Hell, my ten year old boy talks nonstop through the games and his commentary is leaps and bounds above this piece of shit.

4 minutes ago, Llogg said:

Too hard to get them in sync, so that's a no go for me. Much better option would be for Fox to fire this ass clown and put my regarded cousin, who doesn't know anything about sports generalle or football specifically, in the booth. Hell, my ten year old boy talks nonstop through the games and his commentary is leaps and bounds above this piece of shit.

Avatar checks out.

12 hours ago, tantric superman said:

Plus, getting riled up about anything gives me palpitations and gas.

 

12 hours ago, tantric superman said:

I feel like that bit that Louis CK does about the miracle of flying.  People bitching about sitting on the tarmac when it used to take 2 years to go from Massachusetts to California.

I watched a game transmitted instantaneously from bumfuckingLubbock in HD.  It's football, it's not rocket science.  I'd rather the commentators be the idiot abroad guy and maybe the head of the Harvard philosophy department, just for shits and grins, but these guys will do.

Go find the thread where folks are satisfied with these clowns.  Wait, wut.

13 hours ago, tantric superman said:

The don't watch the next FOX broadcasts, bitches.

Hi Rupert!

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How does Nick Wright continue to make it, the guy is awful. Re: these daily sport shows, do any of you actually watch them?

1 hour ago, Goodman said:

How does Nick Wright continue to make it, the guy is awful. Re: these daily sport shows, do any of you actually watch them?

^^^ Cheers to That^^^ 

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On 5/10/2020 at 12:00 PM, LTtxfan said:

ESPN just got a break... Manny going to FOX... 

 

 

Exhibit #23...

 

Step 1: Watch sports 

Step 2: Don’t watch people talk about sports

Step 3: Acquire nachos 

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Latest from Fox, it seems XII is seen as a better league than ACC & PAC.?!

 

On 11/10/2018 at 11:04 PM, mdmost said:

There's a reason Tim Brando was fired...err not have his contract renewed by CBS. 

He was forward thinking as CBS is out of the SEC game soon. Think how stupid Nessler is right now.

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On 11/10/2018 at 10:24 PM, BigHorn'13 said:

Please keep your fuckhead Brando and dumbass sooner Tilman for big 10 and pac 12 games. 

Sincerely, 

Fuck you. 

Ahem

If I could point to only one element of absolute joy for going to the redneck conference, it'd be not having to hear fuck and suck ever again. Fuck you, fox. Fuck you with a sideways pineapple. 

Worst wishes, 

Fuck you

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