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  • Patrick Bateman
    Patrick Bateman

    Hey, we just had a conversation if Harrison Barnes was worth the 4th pick in the draft.... Nothing is out of bounds in this thread.  It's the stupid season.

  • Let's check their list of needs... [ ] everything. Yup, he definitely could.

  • BigOrange1
    BigOrange1

    oh and it's also a stupid as fuck way to analyze players/sports.

4 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

First half of the last college season Trae Young could be an All-NBA player.  Second half of the last college season Trae Young could be a smaller version of Jimmer Fredette that plays in China five years from now.  So, I have no idea what kind of career to expect from him.

i think he's too talented not to pan out, but that his situation will determine his ceiling. he was in a bad situation last year on a bad team that played every game like the Lakers did for Kobe's farewell game. please let him fall to Philly and watch him shine as more of a role player with lesser numbers; let Orlando take him and he might go 20/8 while shooting .380 from the field.

Edited by Goo Punch

although Philly is probably taking Mikal Bridges regardless.

Edited by Goo Punch

15 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

who shot the couch?

Think he saw it in the window and just had to have it...

27 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

He'll prolly do it the first year, especially if he's on a bad team.  The dude can shoot from anywhere, drive, and finish.  

He wont ESPECIALLY if he is on a bad team where defenses can focus on him..like the 2nd half of this past season

 

35 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

who shot the couch?

How come when I try on high water pants my wife shakes her head in disgust,  but these guys are sporting them at a formal event. 

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

Guess the bank ain't open..... Maybe it's banker's hours to blame.  

Seeing the issue now is that ATL wants unprotected 2019 1st. No way they give that to move up 2 spots. Unless they’re keeping 5(and of course not). 

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Guess the bank ain't open..... Maybe it's banker's hours to blame.  

As the Hawks should..... Maybe top 7-8 protection or something.

5 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

I posted a couple days ago that Young won't last past pick 6, but after seeing his outfit tonight....

I guess that outfit definitively answers any lingering questions about his decision making abilities.

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Id laugh if these intros went in the order the draft does

This is regarded..... Nobody wants to see these guys get announced.  Do it before the TV coverage starts for the families but don't make the viewing public sit through it.

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Young looks like a fucking idiot. 

Youre just mad you tried pulling that look off and got the same reaction

2 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Young looks like a fucking idiot. 

Well, he's a Sooner so he'll have to go through life with this observation...... maybe not as big an adjustment for some.

This is still going on?  I changed the channel what seems like forever ago to try to avoid it. 

How many players are doing this debutante thing anyway? 

Jesus this is rigoddamndiculous.

What the draft definitely needed was more bullshit talking up these kids like they’re already kobe, magic, duncan and whatever other ridiculous comparisons that video made

 

1 hour ago, Goo Punch said:

who shot the couch?

Shai’s Mom is a trooper. She sacrificed the living room drapes to make her son a suit. 

Dude in the middle on his break from the valet 

Edited by ChickenSandwich

47 minutes ago, d2o said:

He wont ESPECIALLY if he is on a bad team where defenses can focus on him..like the 2nd half of this past season

 

getting hollow stats on a bad team is easier than playing a role on a good team.

At least we don’t have to suffer through the 3 stooges doing this and hearing Bang! After every fucking pick. 

Dallas getting Doncic..... Gonna assume they figured out the future first round protection going to ATL.

Edited by Patrick Bateman

2 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Dallas getting Doncic..... Gonna assume they figured out the future first round protection going to ATL.

Fuck. Yes. That’s the guy they wanted all along. 

I would fall out of my chair if Memphis take Trae Young..... Ultimate troll.  I expect the Grizz to take JJj.

Edited by Patrick Bateman

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

I would fall out of my chair if Memphis take Trae Young..... Ultimate troll.  I expect the Grizz to take JJj.

that would be the greatest thing in sports.

What all of this means is Bamba probably going to Orlando...... or maybe Chicago.  Gonna guess the Magic aren't that dumb.

Just now, Radical Larry said:

DSJ and Doncic will be a nasty duo. 

that is a fact.

25 minutes ago, txhorns said:

Doncic has a hot mom

Graphic said she's a former model

Edited by Mo Horn

Need to see the protection and year of draft pick going to Atlanta before I make a judgment on this trade.

31 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Guess the bank ain't open..... Maybe it's banker's hours to blame.  

Too busy trying to fuck the secretary 

Just now, TonyTexas said:

Need to see the protection and year of draft pick going to Atlanta before I make a judgment on this trade.

they just got the best player in the draft.  they win.

Would do evil, immoral, possibly illegal things to Maria. 

Just now, Underdog said:

Would do evil, immoral, possibly illegal things to Maria. 

No shit. Why can't some hackers get ahold of her phone and leak some nudes??

No surprises thus far..... JJj to Grizz.  Young to Hawks...... Now, about that pesky Orlando team, who really wanted Young.

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