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  • Patrick Bateman
    Patrick Bateman

    Hey, we just had a conversation if Harrison Barnes was worth the 4th pick in the draft.... Nothing is out of bounds in this thread.  It's the stupid season.

  • Let's check their list of needs... [ ] everything. Yup, he definitely could.

  • BigOrange1
    BigOrange1

    oh and it's also a stupid as fuck way to analyze players/sports.

7 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

holy shit Nick Gilbert looks like he just got off a bender vs what he looked like a few years ago when he last won it

Brain surgery will do that to you.

I really hope some East teams win. Really need some more competition in that conference. 

Tonight is the last chance for the Kyrie trade to turn into something other than a fleecing comparable to Lou Brock, the Hershel Walker trade, and the island of Manhattan bought from the injuns oops I mean Native Americans.

6 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Didn't they used to do it during halftime of a playoff game?

yes

Ok guys, let’s go out there, stay focused, and have a good draft lottery 

Wait, Jami Gertz is a co-owner of the Hawks????  Really???  Did not know that.....

Jami-Gertz.jpg

I may be a Hawks fan now.....

Edited by Patrick Bateman

I didn't know it but she's married to the owner who founded the Apollo Global Management hedge fund and they've been married since 1989.

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

Wait, Jami Gertz is a co-owner of the Hawks????  Really???  Did not know that.....

Jami-Gertz.jpg

I may be a Hawks fan now.....

Apparently she married an older PE guy who blew up..... They've been married for 30 years.  Huh.....

 

oh my god you've gotta be kidding me they're going to a break between picks 9 and 10???

3 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Apparently she married an older PE guy who blew up..... They've been married for 30 years.  Huh.....

 

A severely underratedly rich celeb.  Had no idea.....

So..... the Lakers have no first round pick?  That actually hurts quite a bit if they need to clear cap space or do a sign and trade.....

  • Author

No change from the expected so far:

14. Nuggets

13. Clippers

12. Clippers

11. Hornets

10. 76ers

Edited by Machinator

1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

A severely underratedly rich celeb.  Had no idea.....

Yea.... this is interesting because she's an actual partner in the group, not just a married side piece in the partnership..... Wow.

Just now, Machinator said:

No change from the expected so far:

14. Nuggets

13. Clippers

12. Clippers

11. Hornets

10. 76ers

im pretty sure we all lost interest at this point

  • Author

14. Nuggets

13. Clippers

12. Clippers

11. Hornets

10. 76ers

9. Knicks

8. Cavs

7. Bulls

6. Magic

5. Mavs

4. Grizzlies

10 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Wait, Jami Gertz is a co-owner of the Hawks????  Really???  Did not know that.....

Jami-Gertz.jpg

I may be a Hawks fan now.....

And Jami Gertz has the good mojo!!!!  I guess being a half vampire comes with it's own mysticism.... Hawks get into the top 3.

 

Edited by Patrick Bateman

Fuck the lottery. Kings and Hawks have no business jumping ahead both the Mavs and Griz

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Just now, BigOrange1 said:

phoenix, atlanta and the kings will be in the top 3.  all truly horrible teams.

Three small-market teams. NBA must be so pleased.

What is this bullshit?  Everything's a production these days.  

Just now, BigOrange1 said:

phoenix, atlanta and the kings will be in the top 3.  all truly horrible teams.

Truly.... they all need this badly.  Strange to think Atlanta was a 60 win team a few years ago but they needed a reset.  How will Vlade fuck up the Sac pick?

2 minutes ago, GabrielsHorn said:

Fuck the lottery. Kings and Hawks have no business jumping ahead both the Mavs and Griz

atlanta and the mavs had the exact same record...

  • Author

14. Nuggets

13. Clippers

12. Clippers

11. Hornets

10. 76ers

9. Knicks

8. Cavs

7. Bulls

6. Magic

5. Mavs

4. Grizzlies

3. Hawks

2. Kings

1. Suns

Phoenix gets the #1 pick...... That may actually be great news for the Rockets.  Very interesting..... Phoenix has some cap room too!  PG to Phoenix!

Edited by Patrick Bateman

6 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Mavs get Bamba

Let’s hope. But most mavs fans im seeing are hating the idea of Bamba. 

 

Tanking is stupid for the mavs. They can’t eben mention that crap next season. 

best immediate reaction guess:

  1. phoenix - ayton
  2. sacramento - doncic
  3. atlanta - bagley
  4. memphis - jarren jackson jr.
  5. dallas - bamba (i hate this)
  • Author

Interesting storyline for the Suns either way. Either they get the home state hero in Ayton, or Doncic gets reunited with his former coach.

Edited by Machinator

14 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Interesting storyline for the Suns either way. Either they get the home state hero in Ayton, or Doncic gets reunited with his former coach.

home state hero from their magical tournamwnt run?

Edited by MNLonghornFUKM

Crap I wanted bagley. Mavs have to have the worst lottery luck history wise.

31 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

best immediate reaction guess:

  1. phoenix - ayton
  2. sacramento - doncic
  3. atlanta - bagley
  4. memphis - jarren jackson jr.
  5. dallas - bamba (i hate this)

Leaves Porter for the Magic.   I will take it

1 hour ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Phoenix gets the #1 pick...... That may actually be great news for the Rockets.  Very interesting..... Phoenix has some cap room too!  PG to Phoenix!

Just curious because I don’t know, but how would Phoenix getting the number one pick be good for houston?

3 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Just curious because I don’t know, but how would Phoenix getting the number one pick be good for houston?

Phoenix was rumored to be really high on Capela and possibly was gearing up for a huge pitch and offer, perhaps even the max.  If they take Ayton, then they've solve their big man issues and may not be as hungry to throw a lot of capital at low post guys..... Just a thought.  They have Chandler there on a terrible contract but he could take Ayton under his wing...

 

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