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1 hour ago, mdmost said:

I blame this asshole for the pitchfork

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assclown

Pitchfork should be beloved around here according to surly uniform design standards.

On 8/8/2022 at 4:29 PM, mdmost said:

They are only allowed in the Big 12 if they go back to Sparky on their helmets. Get rid of the dumb pitchfork helmets and embrace the awesome. 

aad47192-6831-11eb-bc00-908c10a5850a_imaI blame this asshole for the pitchfork

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That's a good looking helmet.

On 7/28/2022 at 5:24 AM, Steamboat1874 said:

Hard to believe that a team of Notre Dame's stature is wearing alernate uniforms.

Fuck that shit.

Who is left? Us,  Bama,  usc?

2 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

That's a good looking helmet.

And the other is a dumb-ass looking helmet head.

1 hour ago, Butch Had Not said:

Who is left? Us,  Bama,  usc?

Penn State.

7 hours ago, MuellerHorn said:

Penn State.

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1 hour ago, LTbear said:

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If that's the bar, then Texas can't be included either.

They're the best "alts" of any team IMO. Though if someone doesn't want to include them in that definition, fair. 

If you want to get technical, I think USC is the only team in the P5 that has never worn a true alternate, and they wear the same home and away set for every game. PSU, Alabama, and Texas have all worn some form of alternate uniform at one point or another (although the differences between the alts and the regular uniforms for theses schools are usually really minor).

13 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Awful

Woof

The only uniforms worse than black for black's sake are grey or "anthracite".

 

10 hours ago, mdmost said:

Awful

Looks like arena football in the 90s.

Adidas really trying to outdo themselves in horrible uniforms with every release.

 

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4 hours ago, mdmost said:

Adidas really trying to outdo themselves in horrible uniforms with every release.

 

Lucky for us, Bama, USC, and Penn St kids like money, cars, and girls more than glow-in-the-dark uniforms.

22 hours ago, markstanco said:


If you like cartoons.

Eh, I think it looks good. I think a lot of other folks do as well.

Those Louisville ones look terrible.

15 hours ago, mdmost said:

Adidas really trying to outdo themselves in horrible uniforms with every release.

 

I kind of like’em.  Candied up for sure,  but unique and slick.

Heat and Marlins have a Neon uni.  Surprised the Dolphins didn't do it for their color rush.  I like the idea.  

 

 

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23 minutes ago, mdmost said:

 

Gold numbers get washed out on white jerseys. These will be hard to see for the TV spotters and announcers. Thumbs down bc impractical.

 

On 8/12/2022 at 9:02 AM, LTbear said:

Gross

And that's coming from a Baylor fan.

YIKES!

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On 8/10/2022 at 3:15 PM, TX Wing Fan said:

If you want to get technical, I think USC is the only team in the P5 that has never worn a true alternate, and they wear the same home and away set for every game. PSU, Alabama, and Texas have all worn some form of alternate uniform at one point or another (although the differences between the alts and the regular uniforms for theses schools are usually really minor).

Every offseason there are some dumbfucks on USC boards that ask if this will finally be the year USC breaks out alternates.  They post their Photoshop mockups of blackout uniforms, alternate logos, wildly different designs etc and go on tangents about how it needs to be done for recruiting purposes.  It warms my heart that about 90% of users tell them to fuck off and go watch Oregon if they need to play Barbie doll dress up with football players.  What little tradition and history that still exists in CFB needs to be preserved.

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

 

It looks like Miss St is trying to out-aggy aggy

 

Just make the pants grey again and not the teal-grey whatever and the unis are perfect. No need for this gimmick crap.

Would love to see a silver stripe on both helmet and pants, not a fan of the number outline.  Looks sharp though. 

On 8/10/2022 at 3:15 PM, TX Wing Fan said:

If you want to get technical, I think USC is the only team in the P5 that has never worn a true alternate, and they wear the same home and away set for every game. PSU, Alabama, and Texas have all worn some form of alternate uniform at one point or another (although the differences between the alts and the regular uniforms for theses schools are usually really minor).

Point of Order!

Technically, our "alternative" unis were throw backs.  I believe there is a difference between those terms with regard to intention, application and respect for the school's history.

Now granted, Coach Potato tried to bedazzle the the most iconic logo in college football and there was the ridiculous "gold outlining" for the 2 Texas - blowu games. But, the Coach Potato years were comparable to the Great Depression wherein we had wealthy alums throwing themselves out of their luxury suites.

On 8/19/2022 at 3:21 PM, 'stache said:

Just make the pants grey again and not the teal-grey whatever.

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On 8/19/2022 at 2:21 PM, 'stache said:

Just make the pants grey again and not the teal-grey whatever and the unis are perfect. No need for this gimmick crap.

I've gotten so used to the blue-silver pants I'm not sure I want them changed now. Two years ago they at least changed the shade/ tint from more greenish to more blueish. 

On 8/23/2022 at 7:40 AM, Steamboat1874 said:

All black alternate.......very original concept.

...with white helmets. Wow! 🙄

PJ is lucky I'm not a monied UM alumnus, bc I'd have the temerity to ask, "WTF is wrong with our school colors?"

...with white helmets. Wow! [emoji849]
PJ is lucky I'm not a monied UM alumnus, bc I'd have the temerity to ask, "WTF is wrong with our school colors?"

Meh. It Minnesota. Let the kids have fun, they ain’t winning shit.

They've come out in worse

EDIT - lining up against these

 

Edited by Blotto

Yes. College Football needs more home against home uniforms when it's a neutral site game. 

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