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He's going after our recruits now.

This is unacceptable 

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  • This country doesn't care about this, look at who's president for christ's sake. Half of these people who are going to act morally outraged at alleged infidelity (Looking at Aggy) are the same ones we

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39 minutes ago, Spur08 said:

Michelle sounds like she's awesome adfbe745d4033a694fc5689c34d7b1eb.jpg

Michelle sounds fucking rad

Just now, crash_davis said:

Social media is a billboard for idiots. This is just another example.

well yeah...but what else would you be doing on this sunday night

8 minutes ago, sdhornesq said:

Must listen radio Tuesday at 1 p.m.

If he lives that long. 

All of his stories are actually making me a Tom (and especially Michelle) Herman fan.

Hopefully his kids are never around him again.

16 minutes ago, sdhornesq said:

https://twitter.com/CoachZachSmith/status/1061746170505150464

This is the first post he did today.  He may not like Tom but he really hates Michelle.  Never a good way to prove that you don't beat or threaten women then to threaten another woman.

That's exactly the angle Deadspin took: https://deadspin.com/zach-smith-is-having-another-meltdown-on-twitter-1830371884

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Former Ohio State assistant coach Zach Smith—who was fired this summer after an alleged history of domestic violence against his ex-wife, Courtney, came to light—is back to melting down on Twitter in an effort to prove, I suppose, that the reports about his anger issues are totally inaccurate. Today, Smith attempted to show he’s not an abuser of women by trying to humiliate Texas head coach Tom Herman’s wife, Michelle.

 

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I am pretty sure Jason Oliveira is married to Michelle Herman’s sister.   Or dating maybe.  Michelle’s pics of the family Christmas have him tagged along with a Julie Oliviera.

Not exactly sure of the relationship but she also looks like Michelle some to me.

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Recruits prefer doing coke out of the asscrack of strippers to reduce loss of product.


Every generation brighter than the last

I can just see Zach in a rundown motel room with coke all over his face sitting next to a giant box of (mostly used) sex toys.  

Wait, the "Ok. Cool. Hook em!" wasn't a photoshop? That's seriously how Tom Herman responded?

Jesus christ that rules

this guy is a real good candidate to assume room temp soon.  just hope mom can take care of the kids.

double post

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triple post

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2 minutes ago, BigXII said:

Wait, the "Ok. Cool. Hook em!" wasn't a photoshop? That's seriously how Tom Herman responded?

Jesus christ that rules

That tells me that the athletic department has planned for this moment. Tom's not worried one bit. 

6 minutes ago, Richter said:

I am pretty sure Jason Oliveira is married to Michelle Herman’s sister.   Or dating maybe.  Michelle’s pics of the family Christmas have him tagged along with a Julie Oliviera.

Not exactly sure of the relationship but she also looks like Michelle some to me.

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I think they are sisters

2 minutes ago, Sock Monkey said:

That tells me that the athletic department has planned for this moment. Tom's not worried one bit. 

For all the 43 year olds who don't do twitter, it's been apparently losing its shit over Tom Herman's response lol. It's trending. The general reaction is that Tom Herman just created a new "Deal with it" meme and obliterated the dude.

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7 minutes ago, Richter said:

I am pretty sure Jason Oliveira is married to Michelle Herman’s sister.   Or dating maybe.  Michelle’s pics of the family Christmas have him tagged along with a Julie Oliviera.

Not exactly sure of the relationship but she also looks like Michelle some to me.

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Julie got a big ole butt
I know I told you I'd be true
But Julie got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you

Anyone else love the fact that Smith's sole source of corroborating his Michelle-doing-blow story is a guy who's twitter handle is 'reacharoundjon'?

Just now, Topper13 said:

Julie got a big ole butt
I know I told you I'd be true
But Julie got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you

Possibly pregnant.  Her older pictures do not look heavy at all and they just got married a couple years ago.  

Zach Smith is putting on an interesting piece of performance art bringing attention to the dangers of mixing mental illness with social media.

37 minutes ago, Rhinotx said:

I like the part of mixing Gatorade and vodka. Even when partying Herman is staying hydrated because he’s leading by example. 

Alignment

9 minutes ago, Richter said:

I am pretty sure Jason Oliveira is married to Michelle Herman’s sister.   Or dating maybe.  Michelle’s pics of the family Christmas have him tagged along with a Julie Oliviera.

Not exactly sure of the relationship but she also looks like Michelle some to me.

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59 minutes ago, The Dog said:

https://abc30.com/about/newsteam/jason-oliveira/

Jason Oliveira joined the Action News team in 2004...A member of the The Society of Portuguese-American Students Hall of Fame, Jason is very active in the local Portuguese community.

Has Zack called him a Portuguese Man of Whore yet?

1 minute ago, Mez2 said:

Alignment

I thought that would be about Tom and his wife doing coke off a stripper together. 

12 minutes ago, Richter said:

I am pretty sure Jason Oliveira is married to Michelle Herman’s sister.   Or dating maybe.  Michelle’s pics of the family Christmas have him tagged along with a Julie Oliviera.

Not exactly sure of the relationship but she also looks like Michelle some to me.

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Not 100% sure from that pic, but I think I see some RATS.

19 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

well yeah...but what else would you be doing on this sunday night

bang some Maze

I certainly didn't realize my original comment would push so many buttons. I can take it, just doesn't make any sense to me when the anger should be focused on the person working to besmirch the reputation of Texas. 

The CR is a shithole most poster want no part of. Sort of like Tatooine.
5 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


The CR is a shithole most poster want no part of. Sort of like Tatooine.

And the obvious answer is to be a belligerent CR asshole every time surly percieves a post to be political on any nonCR board. That only makes sense to the surly fanboys.

Gatorade and vodka is disgusting. I've done it. 

Anyway, ZS is about to pass out, get arrested/institutionalized or commit suicide. If he survives the night, expect a deleted Twitter account and a public apology tomorrow morning or this week, followed by a "I'm seeking the help I need" tap out, prior to a vanishing act.

He'll wind up changing his name and getting a job at a mid level paper company in Scranton Pennsylvania.

6 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I wonder if TH has any OG lokos stashed from 2010

I picture TH as more of a Sparks man

26 minutes ago, BigXII said:

All of his stories are actually making me a Tom (and especially Michelle) Herman fan.

Same here. We didn't think we were hiring an angel did we?  Michelle seems like a cool wife.  It was also in the past.  People do shit, learn from it and move on, or don't.  Far as I know though, he's been a good citizen while at the University and that the matters to me more than this other shit.  The fact that an unrepentant wife beater thinks of you as his enemy might say something good about you.

 

He's clearly being treated as an off the rails lunatic.  Best thing for Herman and the University to do is not get involved.  Nothing more than a polite "we aren't going to discuss that, next question," and this all goes away as quickly as it started.

 

 

Who is @spinnershells and why would coach Meyer be recorded with him/her?

OSU and Meyer have got to fed up with this guy trying to open up pandora's box of their shit.

 

Who is @spinnershells and why would coach Meyer be recorded with him/her?
OSU and Meyer have got to fed up with this guy trying to open up pandora's box of their shit.
 
Looks like urbs wife
1 minute ago, Lhorn said:

Who is @spinnershells and why would coach Meyer be recorded with him/her?

OSU and Meyer have got to fed up with this guy trying to open up pandora's box of their shit.

 

It’s shelly Meyer...Urban’s wife

Smith is a big fan of Dakich? It makes sense that this guy likes people who are just as petulant as him.
 


Dakich is a cancer of local (Indy) sports media. Hated by most other local sports media guys. He's an arrogant fuck who regularly has shitty opinions and attacks people totally unworthy of his ire. Plus he is super creepy about posting or retweeting pics of his daughters (HS age) friends.


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Just now, taybo20 said:

It’s shelly Meyer...Urban’s wife

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2 minutes ago, BlueGreySky said:

 


Dakich is a cancer of local (Indy) sports media. Hated by most other local sports media guys. He's an arrogant fuck who regularly has shitty opinions and attacks people totally unworthy of his ire. Plus he is super creepy about posting or retweeting pics of his daughters (HS age) friends.


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:off to Dakich's twitter retweets:

3 minutes ago, BlueGreySky said:

 


Dakich is a cancer of local (Indy) sports media. Hated by most other local sports media guys. He's an arrogant fuck who regularly has shitty opinions and attacks people totally unworthy of his ire. Plus he is super creepy about posting or retweeting pics of his daughters (HS age) friends.


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He also searches for his name on twitter and then harasses people who disagree with him. I remember him tweet-storming bitterwhiteguy from Barking Carnival during fucking halftime of one of the games he was broadcasting.

Wow. Had no idea any of this was going on until right now.

41 minutes ago, BigXII said:

Wait, the "Ok. Cool. Hook em!" wasn't a photoshop? That's seriously how Tom Herman responded?

Jesus christ that rules

It's really easy to do that.  Change a name in your phone to Tom Herman then type out whatever convo you want to post.  Photoshop would actually take more time. 

 

17 minutes ago, Agent47 said:

Gatorade and vodka is disgusting. I've done it. 

 

It gets you drunk.  And hydrated.  Sounds like a fucking winner to me. 

Narrator- "In the end, the idea of their future coach getting an Asian happy ending or doing coke of stripper titties with his wife was not the huge deterrent Zach assumed it would be." 
I like the part of mixing Gatorade and vodka. Even when partying Herman is staying hydrated because he’s leading by example. 
That's my goto playing golf. Called a net zero. You figure out why it's called that.

Tom Herman allegedly drinks Vodka mixed with Gatorade??!!  Did we know this when he was hired?  Where can I send my sternly worded letter of disapproval? 

Gatorade and vodka is disgusting. I've done it. 
Anyway, ZS is about to pass out, get arrested/institutionalized or commit suicide. If he survives the night, expect a deleted Twitter account and a public apology tomorrow morning or this week, followed by a "I'm seeking the help I need" tap out, prior to a vanishing act.
He'll wind up changing his name and getting a job at a mid level paper company in Scranton Pennsylvania.
All. Of. This.

Or

Double down time.

I hope for double down.

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