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Well, this whole shit show escalated quickly. 

2018 is the year that we received "Take the Loss, Pussy" and "Ok, cool, Hook Em". That alone makes this a successful season.

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44 minutes ago, Tired of Lurking said:

Anyone else love the fact that Smith's sole source of corroborating his Michelle-doing-blow story is a guy who's twitter handle is 'reacharoundjon'?

I think @reacharoundjon overplayed his hand...

1 minute ago, Sejjr said:

Well, this whole shit show escalated quickly. 

2018 is the year that we received "Take the Loss, Pussy" and "Ok, cool, Hook Em". That alone makes this a successful season.

It's been eventful on and off the field.  "Are you not entertained?"

46 minutes ago, Tired of Lurking said:

Anyone else love the fact that Smith's sole source of corroborating his Michelle-doing-blow story is a guy who's twitter handle is 'reacharoundjon'?

I can’t stop laughing at this.

I’m glad y’all told me what G2 was. Hell I figured it was a street name for a drug. G2 is nasty as fuck.

Wow. Had no idea any of this was going on until right now.
Me neither. I was up there doing the drywall at the new McDonalds.

I just wanna clear this up. The correct term is Hatorade. And it is delicious when you are 19.


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We need to get the stadium full of people wearing "OK! Cool Hook'em" t-shirts on Saturday.

Me neither. I was up there doing the drywall at the new McDonalds.


Up there in Las Colinas?


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1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

We need to get the stadium full of people wearing "OK! Cool Hook'em" t-shirts on Saturday.

Time to fly it above the stadium.

43 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

 

He's clearly being treated as an off the rails lunatic.  Best thing for Herman and the University to do is not get involved.  Nothing more than a polite "we aren't going to discuss that, next question," and this all goes away as quickly as it started.

 

 

Or even an: "Okay, cool. hook em"

21 minutes ago, markstanco said:

All. Of. This.

Or

Double down time.

I hope for double down.

this dude is not apologizing.  he is doubling down for sure and probably splitting 10's against an ace.

50 minutes ago, Agent47 said:

Gatorade and vodka is disgusting. I've done it. 

Anyway, ZS is about to pass out, get arrested/institutionalized or commit suicide. If he survives the night, expect a deleted Twitter account and a public apology tomorrow morning or this week, followed by a "I'm seeking the help I need" tap out, prior to a vanishing act.

He'll wind up changing his name and getting a job at a mid level paper company in Scranton Pennsylvania.

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All I know is we have the coolest fucking coach in the country.

2 minutes ago, MadBurgerMaker said:

So...why did this psycho start melting down like this today?  Did he ever say?  

because psycho??

Dayum......Julie got a face like Sara Donchey.....but with a whole lotta rosie-booty

give me one of them there G2s n vodka

25 minutes ago, Bigpoppapump said:

I just wanna clear this up. The correct term is Hatorade. And it is delicious when you are 19.


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Being 19 helps. I drank a lot of shitty vodka and fraternity-house apple juice when I was 19.

Basically my thoughts on Herman at this point 

 

3 minutes ago, MadBurgerMaker said:

So...why did this psycho start melting down like this today?  Did he ever say?  

I'm pretty sure on one of his earlier ramblings he insinuates that he got confirmation from some source that Herman and/or Michelle is the one who ratted him out to McMurphy.

46 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Wow. Had no idea any of this was going on until right now.

Zach Smith will say this when (or if) he wakes up.

All I know is we have the coolest fucking coach in the country.

 

Ok. Cool. Hook ‘em.

 

#straightgangsta

“Okay, cool. Hook ‘Em!” is the best ever “Fuck off, dickface” comeback Herman could have sent.

And it will come as no surprise that on SEC forums and Twitter the fan bases piling on Herman are A&M, Missouri, and LSU.

I was kind of surprised at the vitriol from Missouri.

And apparently there’s a screenshot of a DM floating around from Smith trashing Dan Mullen too.

I will not be at all shocked to hear about someone finding Smith dead from an overdose or suicide before the year is out. Dude is over the edge.

2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

this may not be the place for you

he called me a moron dennis

6 hours ago, gmr548 said:

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Case looks like somebody who would be working below decks on the HMS Surprise on Master and Commander 

Herman mocked the Mizzou QB who was himself behaving arrogantly.

Aggy is our Auburn.

LSU is irrelevant to us. They must think that a bad Texas helps them recruit.

3 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

I was kind of surprised at the vitriol from Missouri.

 

Why? Herman wrecked their mojo last year. All we heard before the Bowl game was Texas was trash, and they were going to hang 70 on our sorry Big 12 asses. 

1 minute ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Case looks like somebody who would be working below decks on the HMS Surprise on Master and Commander 

Case beat OU & Aggy. Yeah for that.

4 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


I will not be at all shocked to hear about someone finding Smith dead from an overdose or suicide before the year is out. Dude is over the edge.

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2 minutes ago, Agent47 said:

Herman mocked the Mizzou QB who was himself behaving arrogantly.

Aggy is our Auburn.

LSU is irrelevant to us. They must think that a bad Texas helps them recruit.

LSU is just a bunch of sour grapes because they wanted to hire Herman, remember it was scrolling on the ESPN ticker during the LSU/aggy game that he was going to be their next head coach and then he picked Texas.

2 minutes ago, Agent47 said:

 

LSU is irrelevant to us. They must think that a bad Texas helps them recruit.

They're still bitter about ending up with chief bromden 

1 hour ago, Topper13 said:

Julie got a big ole butt
I know I told you I'd be true
But Julie got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you

I'd hit that seven ways from Sunday. Child-bearin' hips right there. 

53 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

It gets you drunk.  And hydrated.  Sounds like a fucking winner to me. 

Pedialyte is better. 

1 minute ago, TKthunder2 said:

LSU is just a bunch of sour grapes because they wanted to hire Herman, remember it was scrolling on the ESPN ticker during the LSU/aggy game that he was going to be their next head coach and then he picked Texas.

Ah. That's right. Totally forgot. About LSU.

12 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

he called me a moron dennis

l hope you had a hell of a piss, Arnold!
 

Just now, Topper13 said:

l hope you had a hell of a piss, Arnold!
 

he did if he was properly hydrated with G2 and Titos

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

For those of you who thought I was kidding...

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dude is fucking with the dark destroyer now.....about to take an ass beating I bet

If this is all true, that means that Danny McBride is basically our coach. It's everything I never knew I wanted.

21 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

“Okay, cool. Hook ‘Em!” is the best ever “Fuck off, dickface” comeback Herman could have sent.

And it will come as no surprise that on SEC forums and Twitter the fan bases piling on Herman are A&M, Missouri, and LSU.

I

Florida site I visit thinks Herman's reply was awesome, and that Zack is a mentally ill punk.  But then, we hold a grudge about Urban, so the fact that this bag of shit was a graduate assistant at UF is not going down so well.   When the mention him, we get sucked into the muck.

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

dude is fucking with the dark destroyer now.....about to take an ass beating I bet

From his toy choices, an ass beating may be just what he wants.

Not really sure this guy getting on the radio tomorrow rather crazy or not is good for Herman...   As I type that on the late sportscenter one of host opens with, hold I’m getting a text from Zach Smith.......

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1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

dude is fucking with the dark destroyer now.....about to take an ass beating I bet

6am in the UK now.  She's going to get up, check out Twitter, and see a few thousand notifications.  Total WTF moment for her.  

2 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

dude is fucking with the dark destroyer now.....about to take an ass beating I bet

I bet his ex-wife has been destroyed by some "darkness" since this whole debacle began.

I am old but if I am reading the twitter machine correctly, there is a person with the Twitter handle "Tom Herman's ISU recruiting girl" with a join date of back in 2015.

Didn’t know about the thing with Herman and the Missouri QB and had forgotten about the bowl game.

But honestly in my mind Missouri fans are just so bland and milquetoast I just get surprised when they get all riled up.

Most CFB fans seem to be Team Herman because Smith is obviously a lunatic piece of shit.

And most everyone hates Urban Meyer and OSU, so anything that reinforces what a shitbag he is and reflects poorly on that program is something people can get behind.

Unless they have an irrational hatred of Herman and UT that overrides their sense of decency and puts them in the position of aligning themselves with a wife abuser and those who cover it up.

And LSU fans being all “Sure glad we did our due diligence! Can’t have a HC who behaves like that!” are making me go blind from eye rolling.

Orgeron literally sounds half in the bag at all times and probably drinks antifreeze for breakfast and huffs paint at halftime.

And coming from a fan base who gets pissed when kickoff reduces their drinking time??

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