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1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

How much would you pay to have a setup where a guy interviews them at their home and innocently asks “So, Mrs. Meyer, you go buy “spinnershells” on Twitter.  What does the “spinner” part refer to?  Do you knit?” While they do a wide shot of both Meyers’ reactions.

Because I would pay a lot. 

Hmmmm, bout Tree-Fiddy of course.

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I think she is physical therapist.  She teaches some kind of class with stationary bikes ("spinning")

6 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I think she is physical therapist.  She teaches some kind of class with stationary bikes ("spinning")

Sure. 

16 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I think she is physical therapist.  She teaches some kind of class with stationary bikes ("spinning")

Whatever, however you want to spin it.

1 hour ago, Digdogger said:

My great grandfather was known as the Dark Destroyer.  The south was a different time then, its not a family history I'm overly proud of.

The subtle meaning in this cracked me up.  Nice job.

20 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I think she is physical therapist.  She teaches some kind of class with stationary bikes ("spinning")

When being right is simply wrong..  stop it with that shit.

I'm holding out for the "ok cool" shirt that has a couple motorboating blow off of stripper rack.

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37 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’d listen to chitowndoc. He was premed. 

He went to OU I wouldn't trust anything he says.

1 minute ago, Eastwood said:

Nope. Still tweeting.

Not to go CR, but we sure he didn’t hacked by POTUS?

15 minutes ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

When being right is simply wrong..  stop it with that shit.

I'm holding out for the "ok cool" shirt that has a couple motorboating blow off of stripper rack.

If you will it, it is no dream. 

8 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

It must be so hard on Tom and Michelle’s kids, learning their parents were/are awesome in such a public way like this. 

Some parents give the "talk" about the birds and the bees. The Hermans give the "talk" about coke and how to check if a stripper is clean.

 

Different strokes. 

8 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

Nope. Still tweeting.

what are the lies about Smith?

Wow. He survived the night. I took the under. 

All the shirts i've seen suck so far. Come on guys.

7 minutes ago, po elvis said:

what are the lies about Smith?

That he's a caring, loving husband and father?

10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Some parents give the "talk" about the birds and the bees. The Hermans give the "talk" about coke and how to check if a stripper is clean.

 

Different strokes. 

I got that talk also, didn't really do me any good though

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1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

So I'm assuming he has already lost all visitation with his kids, no?

Sad, but the ex Courtney is the female version of this clown.  Was in Cbus last week & spoke with a connection inside the AD..  none of this comes as any surprise for anyone near the program & both sides are a mess.

4 minutes ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

Sad, but the ex Courtney is the female version of this clown.  Was in Cbus last week & spoke with a connection inside the AD..  none of this comes as any surprise for anyone near the program & both sides are a mess.

So the kids have no hope, great.

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

So the kids have no hope, great.

Every stripper has an origin story

Just reread that and noticed the several coaches but. Apparently, cheating on your wife is the same as beating the shit out of your wife such that it should morally preclude you from intervening. 

Refresh my memory -- how exactly did Tom Herman "condemn" Zach Smith?  Didn't he mostly just distance himself from the story?

2 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Gundy is my second-favorite opposing coach of all time, trailing only The Pirate. 

This times 1,000. Love Gundy, great coach and great for the conference. Can you imagine Leach and Gundy shit faced at a bar talking about anything they wanted? It would have the whole room captivated if Herman and Michelle weren't there.  

13 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Refresh my memory -- how exactly did Tom Herman "condemn" Zach Smith?  Didn't he mostly just distance himself from the story?

The Hermans gave his wife money to help her. And Zach believes that Herman was the one who set Brett McMurphy loose on his wife beating ass.

Man, I've been telling people for a while now that there needs to be an HBO drama series about the lives of college football coaches and their wives. 

1 minute ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Man, I've been telling people for a while now that there needs to be an HBO drama series about the lives of college football coaches and their wives. 

Reminds me of the time the NFL got mad at ESPN for Playmakers, but it turned out that Playmakers was actually the G rated version of the NFL.

44 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Wow. He survived the night. I took the under. 

Heroic amounts of cocaine keep you up for days.  Or so I've been told.

Kinda ironic that Zach is likely going to cause Urban more heart issues with all this that will cause him to have to step down after this year... 

8 minutes ago, markstanco said:

 

Wonder if his lawyers will get to him in time. He needs to be real worried about getting his ass sued and for what?  He has nothing to gain and everything to lose.  Even with a divorce he’s probably got a decent amount of asssets especially for his age. 

If you judge someone making millions of dollars travelling half the year for cheating on his wife a few times, that he is still married to, I'm just assuming you're a woman with an agenda, a moron, or ignorant of the way other people choose to live.

He cheated on Michelle? Cool. Divorce him then, Michelle. Except - she hasn't - which means they have probably worked it out and discussed it. 

I'm guessing the chances Michelle has had some boy-toy action with Tom out of town are pretty high if these stories coming out are to be believed. 

Regardless, it isn't really anyone's fucking business. Especially on the spectrum of college football coaches for fuck's sake. You're talking about a demographic chock full of alcoholics, coke heads, philanderers and de facto politicians. A dose of Asian massage parlor, G2 vodka and graduate assistant shouldn't change anyone's stance on Tom and if it does you probably weren't paying attention from the get go. 

5 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Heroic amounts of cocaine keep you up for days.  Or so I've been told.

I get that snorting coke off a hooker's ass is the ultimate in decadence, but it seems like you'd want a harder, less humid surface to hoover up lines off of. You'd lose less cocaine that way. According to information I have received, anyway. 

Just now, MaybeACoordinator said:

I get that snorting coke off a hooker's ass is the ultimate in decadence, but it seems like you'd want a harder, less humid surface to hoover up lines off of. You'd lose less cocaine that way. According to information I have received, anyway. 

That's one of those, "if you have to ask, you can't afford it" type deals.

4 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

I get that snorting coke off a hooker's ass is the ultimate in decadence, but it seems like you'd want a harder, less humid surface to hoover up lines off of. You'd lose less cocaine that way. According to information I have received, anyway. 

You lick what you can’t snort. Go ahead and lick your mirror.  I’m sure that’s just as fun. 

Narrator- "In the end, the idea of their future coach getting an Asian happy ending or doing coke of stripper titties with his wife was not the huge deterrent Zach assumed it would be." 


But those happy endings can vary. Depends on the tip amount—-from what I heard.
12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Regardless, it isn't really anyone's fucking business. Especially on the spectrum of college football coaches for fuck's sake. You're talking about a demographic chock full of alcoholics, coke heads, philanderers and de facto politicians.

You could have just said "alpha males".

I didn't see anything on espn website but LeBatard led with this story on the show today. You can listen to the podcast on espn.

2 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

you think all alpha males are like that?

Not necessarily the addict & cheating parts, but ultimately, most football coaches are alpha males, and that's a different breed.  They don't hold themselves to the same standards "we" might want them to.

Monday morning and all, turning over a new leaf to a new week, just checking to see if Zach Smith is still blaming everybody else for his problems?

 

Yep.

 

Okay then, maybe next Monday.

 

 

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2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’d listen to chitowndoc. He was premed. 

I thought he was pre-law

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