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  • I hope Tom is not hoping Todd Orlando comes to his defense. Not happening. 

  • This country doesn't care about this, look at who's president for christ's sake. Half of these people who are going to act morally outraged at alleged infidelity (Looking at Aggy) are the same ones we

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48 minutes ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

Can someone with a Twitter machine send a request to CDC?

We need a McConnaughey voice over "Ok cool, Hook 'em!" via jumbotron after huge plays

You know the UT commercial where it’s a flyover down 35 at night that ends on an orange lit tower, then Cronkite says what starts here changes the world?

now imagine the same video, but change the audio to ok, cool. Then throw hook em on the screen. 

Then imagine it debuting on godzillatron during the isu game. 

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1 minute ago, SMUlawUTgrad said:

It’s gone. Anyone screen shot that Facebook post?

Still there for me...  

2 minutes ago, SMUlawUTgrad said:

It’s gone. Anyone screen shot that Facebook post?

Wonder why she pulled it.

5 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

UT boosters need to make sure he never works in this country again. Time to flex some muscle. 

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10 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

UT boosters need to make sure he never works in this country again. Time to flex some muscle. 

I don't think that's going to be an issue, UT Boosters or not.

4 minutes ago, MAGS® said:

Is it okay if I still want to believe Tom and Michelle were snorting coke off of stripper tittays? 

That was never denied by Courtney. 

Facebook appears borked for some reason.

This emotional grass fire of a human managed to stay employed by Urban Meyer for a long, long time.  Every tweet from Zach widens Urban's credibility gap.  Don't let 'em stop you, Zach.  Let it rip, cowboy.

23 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


On a side note, always amazing to me that these places are as ubiquitous as they are.

Vice cops need to eat too

3 minutes ago, Chooky said:

This emotional grass fire of a human managed to stay employed by Urban Meyer for a long, long time.  Every tweet from Zach widens Urban's credibility gap.  Don't let 'em stop you, Zach.  Let it rip, cowboy.

Zach knows where the bodies are buried, and he was able to stay employed because his boss knew he was an unstable POS who could/would spill the beans.

As he's shown repeatedly on Twitter, Zach has used this as a defense mechanism for some time now.


On a side note, always amazing to me that these places are as ubiquitous as they are.

My wife took me to one of those places as a birthday surprise. Turned out to be, legitimately, a mostly-cash foot and upper body massage place.

Urb is as big of a POS as Old Zach, but Urb's just not as coked-up and unstable.  There's a lot to be said for handling your shit when you want to be a super villain.  

7 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:


My wife took me to one of those places as a birthday surprise. Turned out to be, legitimately, a mostly-cash foot and upper body massage place.

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2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

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his wife was so tired of fucking him that she decided to contract it out to a pro, but he ended up only getting a foot-rub.

1 hour ago, LoneStarBiker said:

Sending nudes to dudes? NTTATWRT but this seemed odd, is Zach a switch hitter?

He's the Freddie Mercury of college coaches.

5 minutes ago, Viper said:

his wife was so tired of fucking him that she decided to contract it out to a pro, but he ended up only getting a foot-rub.

Rex Ryan approves.

9 minutes ago, 4Pete said:

Urb is as big of a POS as Old Zach, but Urb's just not as coked-up and unstable.  There's a lot to be said for handling your shit when you want to be a super villain.  

If not for the whole Aaron Hernandez thing, I'd debate the whole "Urban is a POS" thing.  It think, at best for him, he has a weird and misplaced sense of loyalty to people who are clearly bad people.

With Zach, the loyalty is to Earle Bruce who was fired at least in part due to his own mental instability and grudges he held against others.  What has been clear looking at the rest of the Smith clan via Twitter last night (Zach and brother Colin T., in particular) is that Zach's behavior is not a one off.  This is pretty much how the Smith clan rolls.  I thought I had determined through my internet research that Colin T. is a young lawyer with a firm in Dayton, OH.  But I couldn't confirm that.  If I could confirm that, I was going to suggest that he not follow his brother's lead and spread rumors and other defamatory statements on Twitter to avoid not only being sued but so that he could have a successful legal career.  

Urban covered up for Zach so many times and brought him along with him from UF to tOSU (back home--family reunion).  It would be interesting to see what debts Urban feels he owes the Bruce family other than his outsized sense of loyalty.

52 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Dude, I can absolutely judge Tom Herman for that, and so can you. There is a vast, vast difference between cheating on a woman and beating her up. Only one of these is criminal activity, for example.

Worded it poorly. Should have said "if this affects your judgement of his character".

Maybe he is a cheating, boozing son of a bitch. But who knows what their marriage is like. I can't imagine the stress of being the HC at Texas.

If he's winning and graduating kids and sending them to the NFL and avoiding land mines in the media/keeping his shit wrapped tight, who he's fucking or has fucked in the past seems irrelevant.

And I’m now a huge Michelle Herman fan.

Good on her for stepping up in a big way for a friend in trouble.

And those situations are very dangerous. Lots of times when an abuser hits their limit and decides to take the ultimate step, they often take out friends and family who helped their victims who they see as part of a conspiracy that “turned them against me”.

Give em hell, Courtney and Michelle.

59 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

So "Asian Masseuse" = Hooker/Happy Ending? Is that what Zach is saying? I am just waiting for all the legit Asian Masseuses to rise up and start attacking Zach on Twitter.

You gonna wait a long time.

1 hour ago, MrPhlegm said:

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Has anyone ever photoshopped this on the aggy rollercoaster?  A million rep points await our hero...

4 minutes ago, sdhornesq said:

If not for the whole Aaron Hernandez thing, I'd debate the whole "Urban is a POS" thing.  It think, at best for him, he has a weird and misplaced sense of loyalty to people who are clearly bad people.

With Zach, the loyalty is to Earle Bruce who was fired at least in part due to his own mental instability and grudges he held against others.  What has been clear looking at the rest of the Smith clan via Twitter last night (Zach and brother Colin T., in particular) is that Zach's behavior is not a one off.  This is pretty much how the Smith clan rolls.  I thought I had determined through my internet research that Colin T. is a young lawyer with a firm in Dayton, OH.  But I couldn't confirm that.  If I could confirm that, I was going to suggest that he not follow his brother's lead and spread rumors and other defamatory statements on Twitter to avoid not only being sued but so that he could have a successful legal career.  

Urban covered up for Zach so many times and brought him along with him from UF to tOSU (back home--family reunion).  It would be interesting to see what debts Urban feels he owes the Bruce family other than his outsized sense of loyalty.

People who live by a code of absolute loyalty are almost entirely criminals, con artists, or otherwise human pieces of shit.

There's a reason why you overlay a loyalty code over the basic tenets of doing the right thing. It's because you bend/break the rules consistently and you need cover.

6 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

You gonna wait a long time.

One can dream though. Preferably, over a relaxing foot massage.

12 hours ago, ztejas said:

LSU is just budget Texas.

Right. 

The gots Coach Slingblade, who may not have snorted a line of coke off of a strippers breasts, but he prolly ate a boudin from between her legs....

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How are people able to find these type of massage parlors?    Asking for a friend...

2 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Or you could try Houston, Texas. Richmond is a good street to start on. Or so I have heard.

Trying to point out the website (rubmaps.com) featured in the news story.

Rub n tugs are pretty easy to find online.

8 minutes ago, Fart said:

How are people able to find these type of massage parlors?    Asking for a friend...

In dallas look for the green neon lights with asian signs and smiley faces. Not hard at all

1 minute ago, sdhornesq said:

Rub n tugs are pretty easy to find online.

How?  Asking for a friend...

McConaughey needs to wear the T-shirt on Saturday to the game.

This behavior shouldn't shock anyone.  the cradle of coaches is a cesspool of shitheads and dirtbags.   been going on for 60+ years. its in the DNA at this point.

5 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Courtney with the win.

That should end it but it won't because...media.

18 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

So the half life of this thing is going to be about 18 hours?

He's just on the comedown. Give him a little time to score another baggie. National holiday and whatnot. 

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Michelle Herman has no activity on her twitter since September, but she does have a new favorite quote on her profile...

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Oh and another thing that makes LSU fans in particular super assholes about being high and mighty about this situation is that ole Ed O has domestic abuse issues in his past.

Buncha nutria eating twats.

1 hour ago, Bruh Man said:

UT boosters need to make sure he never works in this country again. Time to flex some muscle. 

Maybe he can join Briles' staff in Italy.

Michelle Herman has no activity on her twitter since September, but she does have a new favorite quote on her profile...
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Fuck yeah, Michelle!!
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Aren’t we all. 

 

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