November 12, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said: I get that snorting coke off a hooker's ass is the ultimate in decadence, but it seems like you'd want a harder, less humid surface to hoover up lines off of. You'd lose less cocaine that way. According to information I have received, anyway. hipbone. sigh.
November 12, 20187 yr 35 minutes ago, El Squared said: Right. The gots Coach Slingblade, who may not have snorted a line of coke off of a strippers breasts, but he prolly ate a boudin from between her legs.... Don't you dare slander boudin. I like my boudin spicy, with dangerous amounts of sodium while I'm hammered on bourbon. Pussy juice on the side.
November 12, 20187 yr 15 minutes ago, KYHorn said: Michelle Herman has no activity on her twitter since September, but she does have a new favorite quote on her profile... OK, totally love Michelle now.
November 12, 20187 yr 39 minutes ago, El Squared said: Right. The gots Coach Slingblade, who may not have snorted a line of coke off of a strippers breasts, but he prolly ate a boudin from between her legs.... Narrator: "It wasn't boudin."
November 12, 20187 yr Am I the only one thinking that the "Hook Em!" carries a little bit of extra weight? Kinda like "You're not just fucking with me now, friendo. You're fucking with Texas. Watch your step."
November 12, 20187 yr 36 minutes ago, sdhornesq said: Trying to point out the website (rubmaps.com) featured in the news story. Rub n tugs are pretty easy to find online. Let's not ignore the sex trafficking aspects of the business while we're here, ok? Remember that most of the employees doing this are not entirely doing this of their own free will.
November 12, 20187 yr Just now, Rimbo said: Let's not ignore the sex trafficking aspects of the business while we're here, ok? Remember that most of the employees doing this are not entirely doing this of their own free will. True. Especially in the rub n tug world. So, go meet up with a pimp-less escort instead.
November 12, 20187 yr 34 minutes ago, Radical Larry said: Until he gets another 8 ball. 8-ball hell, he's flirting with ounces.
November 12, 20187 yr 3 minutes ago, sdhornesq said: True. Especially in the rub n tug world. So, go meet up with a pimp-less escort instead. Or even get your shit together and find a horny lass who'll do it for fun and for free.
November 12, 20187 yr 26 minutes ago, KYHorn said: Michelle Herman has no activity on her twitter since September, but she does have a new favorite quote on her profile... Damn, dem legs..........
November 12, 20187 yr 10 minutes ago, wood said: Am I the only one thinking that the "Hook Em!" carries a little bit of extra weight? Kinda like "You're not just fucking with me now, friendo. You're fucking with Texas. Watch your step." I was thinking more along the lines of, "Remember I am the head coach of Texas and you are unemployed."
November 12, 20187 yr 18 minutes ago, wood said: Am I the only one thinking that the "Hook Em!" carries a little bit of extra weight? Kinda like "You're not just fucking with me now, friendo. You're fucking with Texas. Watch your step." I thought it was more rubbing it in his face that they started out together but Herman is at the top of the mountain while coke head wife beater is in the Mariana trench. Edited November 12, 20187 yr by Llogg
November 12, 20187 yr In dallas look for the green neon lights with asian signs and smiley faces. Not hard at allThey offer pills for that before you start.
November 12, 20187 yr Man this dude is unstable and needs help. Anyone that's been through a divorce knows how it's like, so to an extent I understand. But someone needs to tackle his ass and break his fingers and drop his electronics in a bathtub and save him from himself.
November 12, 20187 yr The Herman response will be the case study in how to handle social media attacks for years to come. OK Cool. Hook’em[emoji869]
November 12, 20187 yr 2 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said: I was thinking more along the lines of, "Remember I am the head coach of Texas and you are unemployed." that's how i read it.
November 12, 20187 yr Just now, Llogg said: I thought it was more rubbing it in his face that they started out together but Herman is at the top of the mountain while coke head wife beater is in the Mariana trench. ...and digging. He's going for the center of the Earth.
November 12, 20187 yr 4 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said: I was thinking more along the lines of, "Remember I am the head coach of Texas and you are unemployed." 2 minutes ago, Llogg said: I thought it was more rubbing it in his face that they started out together but Herman is at the top of the mountain while coke head wife beater is in the Mariana trench. Sounds good enough. Could be all of the above, I reckon...
November 12, 20187 yr 36 minutes ago, KYHorn said: Michelle Herman has no activity on her twitter since September, but she does have a new favorite quote on her profile...
November 12, 20187 yr i think you guys might be reading a little too much into subtext. it just sounded like someone who refused to let someone else engage him in a conversation he wasn't going to have. like when a chick is fussing about something stupid and you just say, "sounds good" to end it. a buddy of mine was bitching about something that had very little to do with me a couple weeks ago, and i was tired of it, so i just responded, "go horns (with the same hook'em emoji)". he responded, "agreed...go horns." and that was that.
November 12, 20187 yr 20 minutes ago, wood said: Am I the only one thinking that the "Hook Em!" carries a little bit of extra weight? Kinda like "You're not just fucking with me now, friendo. You're fucking with Texas. Watch your step." Her quote makes you wonder if he/she check out the message boards and are aware that his response is highly regarded amongst the fans When someone threatens to try to ruin your life and your response is Hook’em that means you are an orange blood. He’s one of us to the bone
November 12, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said: So he lived through the night? This is the most surprising outcome to me.
November 12, 20187 yr Just now, Vic Mackey said: So he lived through the night? He won't come down til Wednesday.
November 12, 20187 yr 12 minutes ago, Scholz said: Can't decide if I like 'Coach Slingblade' better or 'Coach Fullmetaljacket' Both of those are too classy and do not truly represent him as I want to be Carl Childers when I grow up, and Full Metal Jacket was a great movie. IMO Coach Penishead fits much better.
November 12, 20187 yr 7 minutes ago, BillyGoatHill said: Needed a new hoodie. I think this will do. Hook em has got to be trademarked right? Doesn’t matter to me in fact I hope the bean counters have been told to stand down for muthahusla
November 12, 20187 yr 31 minutes ago, wood said: Am I the only one thinking that the "Hook Em!" carries a little bit of extra weight? Kinda like "You're not just fucking with me now, friendo. You're fucking with Texas. Watch your step." I think it's more of a I'm head coach at Texas and your an unemployed piece of shit.
November 12, 20187 yr I'm starting to really like the Hermans. Playing chess while others playing checkers.
November 12, 20187 yr 17 minutes ago, henrygandorf said: i think you guys might be reading a little too much into subtext. it just sounded like someone who refused to let someone else engage him in a conversation he wasn't going to have. like when a chick is fussing about something stupid and you just say, "sounds good" to end it. a buddy of mine was bitching about something that had very little to do with me a couple weeks ago, and i was tired of it, so i just responded, "go horns (with the same hook'em emoji)". he responded, "agreed...go horns." and that was that. Yes, but that's what made it the perfect response. But yes, some folks on here are definitely trying to read too much into it.
November 12, 20187 yr Hopefully someone at the ATF, CIA, or NSA is reviewing gun registrations to see what kind of arsenal Zach has. I have a feeling we’ll be hearing about this dude for more than twatter rants pretty soon.
November 12, 20187 yr I keep envisioning Smith as Colin Farrell from True Detective 2 before his character buys it
November 12, 20187 yr 5 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: Hopefully someone at the ATF, CIA, or NSA is reviewing gun registrations to see what kind of arsenal Zach has. I have a feeling we’ll be hearing about this dude for more than twatter rants pretty soon. And that's what's scary.
November 12, 20187 yr Trying to point out the website (rubmaps.com) featured in the news story. Rub n tugs are pretty easy to find online. Wat?
November 12, 20187 yr In dallas look for the green neon lights with asian signs and smiley faces. Not hard at allBummer dude.
November 12, 20187 yr 31 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said: So he lived through the night? 10 minutes ago, TexArcher said: Pretty sure Zach's gonna suicide himself soon.
November 12, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, KYHorn said: Michelle Herman has no activity on her twitter since September, but she does have a new favorite quote on her profile... I love the our coach's wife.
November 12, 20187 yr Also, again, I've never been a big Tom Herman fan, but god damn, does he know how to use the term "Hook em" like a fucking pro.
November 12, 20187 yr 19 minutes ago, TexArcher said: Pretty sure Zach's gonna suicide himself soon. Not joking when I say hopefully it's just him. As funny as all of this is to watch from a distance, he is obviously an unhinged, hopeless, violent guy who feels he has nothing left to lose. Best case scenario is he gets some help and gets his head right. Worst scenarios range from violence against himself to going after those he believes have wronged him. Would it shock anyone if he tried to attack/kill Courtney, the Herman's, Urban, McMurphy, etc? I sincerely hope their are lots of paid folks keeping tabs on this guy. He's only spiraling further down and the likely endings here aren't great.
November 12, 20187 yr 3 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said: Not joking when I say hopefully it's just him. As funny as all of this is to watch from a distance, he is obviously an unhinged, hopeless, violent guy who feels he has nothing left to lose. Best case scenario is he gets some help and gets his head right. Worst scenarios range from violence against himself to going after those he believes have wronged him. Would it shock anyone if he tried to attack/kill Courtney, the Herman's, Urban, McMurphy, etc? I sincerely hope their are lots of paid folks keeping tabs on this guy. He's only spiraling further down and the likely endings here aren't great. I get this and agree. Domestic violence shitbags like to foist violence outward. I think he's still a long way from going completely over the top with weapons, but man I would fucking watch his fucked up ass like a hawk. In the long run, in all seriousness, I hope he fucking gets help. And finds a way to grow the fuck up before he is a mortal danger to others.
November 12, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said: Damn, dem legs.......... She has at least twice as many as you
November 12, 20187 yr 59 minutes ago, Scholz said: ...and digging. He's going for the center of the Earth. But...but....but....I'm Earle Bruce's grandson, bitch!
November 12, 20187 yr 4 minutes ago, Digdogger said: She has at least twice as many as you ROFl, yep, I'm afraid I can't argue that one. I wouldn't have a leg to stand on in that argument.
November 12, 20187 yr It is a mortal certainty he will be asked about this. Look. Being faithful is hard.
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