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4 hours ago, tjhooker said:

you think all alpha males are like that?

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well not ALL

 

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30 minutes ago, BigXII said:

Also, again, I've never been a big Tom Herman fan, but god damn, does he know how to use the term "Hook em" like a fucking pro.

Nobody needs to hear you say that again

6 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

Nobody needs to hear you say that again

 

Ok cool Hook em!

This is starting to turn out like the South Park Kanye West gay fish episode.   'Do you like fish dicks?"

cliffs of last 11 pages.  where did the ok hook em  come from i cant find it on twitter world

1 hour ago, BillyGoatHill said:

 

Needed a new hoodie. I think this will do.

Ordered in white

5 minutes ago, BigXII said:

 

Ok cool Hook em!

 You don’t make any sense guy. You feel the need to tell us repeatedly that you’re not a Tom Herman fan but then turn around and use his line? Strange 

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

cliffs of last 11 pages.  where did the ok hook em  come from i cant find it on twitter world

It's on the first page.

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holy fuck, thats epic hahaha,  

 

thats the equivalent of unleashing feelings on your gf/wife and she replies with ...............................K

34 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

 

 


Look. Being faithful is hard.

 

especially when you are really, really hard.

8 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 You don’t make any sense guy. You feel the need to tell us repeatedly that you’re not a Tom Herman fan but then turn around and use his line? Strange 

Yeah I'd expect anything with any bit of nuance to go over your head.

24 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I think the hookem thing is just his text auto sig.  

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ALLLLLLLLL ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARD!!!!!!!   (Zach Smith is now your Conductor) .......edited for Shooter

 

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Just now, BillyGoatHill said:

ALLLLLLLLL ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARD!!!!!!!   (Zach Smith has nothing on Ozzy......)

 

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Man don't even use that bastard's name in the same sentence with the Great Oz.

thats the equivalent of unleashing feelings on your gf/wife and she replies with ...............................K

 

That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.

4 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

So, he aggy?

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Always reminds me of this, except pathetic:

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4 hours ago, Tired of Lurking said:

Is Brian Hartline the mole??

No.

8 minutes ago, Lurch said:

 

That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.

Unless that was written by another female.

25 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

holy fuck, thats epic hahaha,  

 

thats the equivalent of unleashing feelings on your gf/wife and she replies with ...............................K

Unleashing your feelings?  WTF

36 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I think the hookem thing is just his text auto sig.  

Didnt do that on the previous one where he blew him a kiss.

I think that was Zach blowing the kiss

Just now, Your Mom said:

The kiss emoji came from Zach

Apparently he's into dudes.

16 minutes ago, BillyGoatHill said:

ALLLLLLLLL ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARD!!!!!!!   (Zach Smith is now your Conductor) .......edited for Shooter

 

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Just now, Scholz said:

Apparently he's into dudes.

So, does he go to Asian massage parlors or to Greek ones?

4 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

So, does he go to Asian massage parlors or to Greek ones?

He goes to Asian massage parlors to watch and take photos.  Please try to keep up...

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Pretty sure Zach's gonna suicide himself soon.

Wishful thinking IMO. He’s the most awesome person he knows and has been wronged by the world. He isn’t going to hurt himself. He’s too precious. 

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3 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

He's the Freddie Mercury of college coaches.

I don't know whether I'm negging you for pigeonholing Freddie Mercury into being gay or for comparing him to this delusional no-talent worthless piece of shit. 

Freddie Mercury was a genius and one of the first victims that helped a silent epidemic become a worldwide cause for activism. I would hope you're better than that. 

49 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

Ordered in white

If anything,  buy your wives a Thick Fil A shirt. Let me know how that goes.

I am assuming that the University has a restraining order against this doorknob.

He goes to Asian massage parlors to watch and take photos.  Please try to keep up...



Im pretty sure you cant take photos in those rooms—from what i hear
3 hours ago, Fart said:

How?  Asking for a friend...

We heard you for the first time chief. Also, no you aren't "asking for a friend". But nice double attempt at a shitty joke - maybe post it a 3rd time and you might get a pity rep. 

31 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Always reminds me of this, except pathetic:

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Bravo company!

2 hours ago, sdhornesq said:

a pimp-less escort

Yes - they're easy to find. Just follow the yellow-brick road into fantasy land and hang the first left. 

So did he ever go on some radio show today? I thought he was supposed to be on a show with some dildo radio host that he referenced last night.

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I don't know whether I'm negging you for pigeonholing Freddie Mercury into being gay or for comparing him to this delusional no-talent worthless piece of shit. 

Freddie Mercury was a genius and one of the first victims that helped a silent epidemic become a worldwide cause for activism. I would hope you're better than that. 

i hate you

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I don't know whether I'm negging you for pigeonholing Freddie Mercury into being gay

That is the exact opposite of what that poster did, you read his post the complete opposite of how he intended it. He was responding to the "is he a switch hitter" comment by comparing him to Freddy Mercury, which in other words is saying he's bisexual, because Freddy Mercury famously wasn't gay, but bisexual. Hence comparing the "switch hitter" to freddy mercury.

2 minutes ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

So did he ever go on some radio show today? I thought he was supposed to be on a show with some dildo radio host that he referenced last night.

Tomorrow 1 pm Indy time

1 minute ago, BigXII said:

That is the exact opposite of what that poster did, you read his post the complete opposite of how he intended it. He was responding to the "is he a switch hitter" comment by comparing him to Freddy Mercury, which in other words is saying he's bisexual, because Freddy Mercury famously wasn't gay, but bisexual. Hence comparing the "switch hitter" to freddy mercury. 

Ok.  Cool

Hook 'em!

6 minutes ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

So did he ever go on some radio show today? I thought he was supposed to be on a show with some dildo radio host that he referenced last night.

Tomorrow

3 minutes ago, BigXII said:

That is the exact opposite of what that poster did, you read his post the complete opposite of how he intended it. He was responding to the "is he a switch hitter" comment by comparing him to Freddy Mercury, which in other words is saying he's bisexual, because Freddy Mercury famously wasn't gay, but bisexual. Hence comparing the "switch hitter" to freddy mercury.

Yes - he used Freddy Mercury as an example because Freddy Mercury is bisexual - and that was the only reason. Unless you think Zach Smith is a generational rock star beloved by millions. I'm not trying to get into a pedantic argument but you're a fucking idiot.

"Hmmmm who else is bisexual? Oh I know! Freddy Mercury. Yeah, that's a great analogy."

It's just like saying Tom Herman is the (insert straight rockstar that cheated on his wife that has nothing else in common with Herman) of football coaches. 

For all the people who are saying Zach is going to off himself:

I've had too many cases with an abuser in them, and they aren't the ones that kill themselves.

7 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

i hate you

Get in line. Not changing anytime soon so you can save your comment next time. 

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Tomorrow 1 pm Indy time

With Dan Dakich, which is just perfect since Dan Dakich is a complete imbecile.

6 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Wonder if his lawyers will get to him in time. He needs to be real worried about getting his ass sued and for what?  He has nothing to gain and everything to lose.  Even with a divorce he’s probably got a decent amount of asssets especially for his age. 

If by assets you mean hundreds of sex toys, drawers stuffed full of little baggies cocaine comes in, and a collection of empty liquor bottles in an apartment where he's 3 months behind on rent... then yeah, assets. 

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