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3 hours ago, sdhornesq said:

OK, totally love Michelle now.

I liked her since I heard she told Tom "You are never in my wildest dreams" when Tom asked if she ever thought in her wildest dreams that he would be OC for a program like Ohio State.

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That fuck is looney and desperate as hell.....TH and family need 24/7 armed protection until he's shackled or succumbs to the heart attack

 

 

 

 

Why am I getting so many ads for Asian massage parlors at the top of the page?


Dont let your wife/gf use your computer.

2 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Why am I getting so many ads for Asian massage parlors at the top of the page?

Because your google home speaker overheard you're escort say "lucky sucky two dolla?"

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7 minutes ago, rungeflash said:

That fuck is looney and desperate as hell.....TH and family need 24/7 armed protection until he's shackled or succumbs to the heart attack

 

 

 

 

Leave Kevon Looney out of this. He's a good role player. 

8 minutes ago, rungeflash said:

That fuck is looney and desperate as hell.....TH and family need 24/7 armed protection until he's shackled or succumbs to the heart attack

 

 

 

 

I volunteer to watch Michelle.

12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Leave Kevon Looney out of this. He's a good role player. 

lol

good curve ball, I thought someone would say leave shackelford out of this

8 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Michelle seems pretty great.

Yeah I really want to see this ISU recruiting girl

13 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

I volunteer to watch Michelle.

I'm watching Julie....so we got the sisters covered

19 hours ago, DreadHead said:

The analogy is accurate but may be over your head considering your response. How mature.

-41 huh? You sure know how to make an impression. 

There's a whole politics board a click away. Fling all the poo you want. It's not the opinion, it's that it's out of place in the football board. 

That's a guarantee of getting a heap of negs. CR stays in CR or the recriminations are swift. 

5 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

i think you'll change dramatically once you move out of your parents house.

I don't feel the need to be liked by anyone here which includes getting along with you amicably, dickhead. If you want to make shitty "lol you live in your mom's basement" jokes then you can DM me. 

I come here because I like talking about the Horns with other Horns fans. If any of you think I am looking for validation I'm not - I really don't care about your school on a personal level, just the football team. 

So please, continue being old and out of touch and afraid of change because there isn't room for everyone to be a "good ole boy" anymore. 

3 minutes ago, rungeflash said:

I'm watching Julie....so we got the sisters covered

aight cool

Hook 'Em

34 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Tomorrow 1 pm Indy time

Please tell me there's a way we can have this live on the Surly

33 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yes - he used Freddy Mercury as an example because Freddy Mercury is bisexual - and that was the only reason. Unless you think Zach Smith is a generational rock star beloved by millions. I'm not trying to get into a pedantic argument but you're a fucking idiot.

"Hmmmm who else is bisexual? Oh I know! Freddy Mercury. Yeah, that's a great analogy."

It's just like saying Tom Herman is the (insert straight rockstar that cheated on his wife that has nothing else in common with Herman) of football coaches. 

 

Every post I see out of your account is so fucking lame. You are amazing at being a bitch.

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10 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

I volunteer to watch Michelle.

Be sure to frisk her (for her own protection).   You need to know what kind of guns she carries.

3 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Be sure to frisk her (for her own protection).   You need to know what kind of guns she carries.

Just 2 big torpedoes

My bad luck is I had to visit a customer in Norman today. 

Caught segments on 3 different local sports radio and every one of them gave props to Herminator for the response. 

Also pretty unanimous opinion was that Smith is a completely unhinged idiot. Kinda surprised they were so complimentary on everything.

17 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I don't feel the need to be liked by anyone here which includes getting along with you amicably, dickhead. If you want to make shitty "lol you live in your mom's basement" jokes then you can DM me. 

I come here because I like talking about the Horns with other Horns fans. If any of you think I am looking for validation I'm not - I really don't care about your school on a personal level, just the football team. 

So please, continue being old and out of touch and afraid of change because there isn't room for everyone to be a "good ole boy" anymore. 

But you know, you kinda seem like you DON'T like it here.

24 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I don't feel the need to be liked by anyone here which includes getting along with you amicably, dickhead. If you want to make shitty "lol you live in your mom's basement" jokes then you can DM me. 

I come here because I like talking about the Horns with other Horns fans. If any of you think I am looking for validation I'm not - I really don't care about your school on a personal level, just the football team. 

So please, continue being old and out of touch and afraid of change because there isn't room for everyone to be a "good ole boy" anymore. 

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1 minute ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

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Not sure what posting a gif of yourself has to do with what I wrote. 

I wonder what the mutual protection/restraining order says in regards to harassment. I wonder if him throwing this shit out there and bringing his wife into it would be considered s violation. 

2 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

Courtney with a response "clapback":

 

The Facebook response was posted a long, long, long time ago.

49 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Why am I getting so many ads for Asian massage parlors at the top of the page?

It's Monday?

7 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

 

when hacks and crazies start cancelling your appointments and screening your calls, it may be time to stop talking for a while.  maybe sit the next couple plays out.

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

The Facebook response was posted a long, long, long time ago.

Six hours is a long, long, long time ago?

 

21 minutes ago, Shaddie said:

My bad luck is I had to visit a customer in Norman today. 

Caught segments on 3 different local sports radio and every one of them gave props to Herminator for the response. 

Also pretty unanimous opinion was that Smith is a completely unhinged idiot. Kinda surprised they were so complimentary on everything.

sooners aren't aggies

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

The Facebook response was posted a long, long, long time ago.

Trying to pinpoint each post can seem like it's taking:

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12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Not sure what posting a gif of yourself has to do with what I wrote. 

dude, step away from the computer before you go full derka

6 minutes ago, ultimaton said:

BOMC strikes again

Coke wore off or lawyers got to him. 

I know of a guy with a super successful Facebook page that would be the perfect candidate to interview Zach Smith. He has a microphone and everything.

Just now, Tom Chairman said:

Appreciate ESPN choosing to ignore this idiot. No mention on CFB Live today.

Of course ESPN would ignore the story about TU's cheating, coke-snorting, Gatorade-stealing head coach, stupid sip!

Yes - they're easy to find. Just follow the yellow-brick road into fantasy land and hang the first left. 

Actually much easier than that, the pimpless never refer to themselves as escorts
2 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Of course ESPN would ignore the story about TU's cheating, coke-snorting, Gatorade-stealing head coach, stupid sip!

dont forget stripper chests

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