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1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

dont forget stripper chests

I thought that was implied when I said coke-snorting.  Do people actually do coke from places other than strippers' bodies?

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1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

I thought that was implied when I said coke-snorting.  Do people actually do coke from places other than strippers' bodies?

Sure. Hookers' bodies. Maybe not a big distinction, but it can be an important one, depending on licensing authorities.

37 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Started drinking a little later today, I guess. 

Yeah had to get over his last hangover first

Although with his ranting, I'm not sure it was an alcohol hangover. More than likely it was the Columbian nose sugar

10 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Sure. Hookers' bodies. Maybe not a big distinction, but it can be an important one, depending on licensing authorities.

Only live ones. Otherwise, there will be a variety of consequences.

2 hours ago, BigXII said:

Yeah I'd expect anything with any bit of nuance to go over your head.

 Yeah I don’t care about your claimed nuance.  Nobody cares that you’re not a fan of Tom Herman and nobody needs to hear you say it multiple times here. You’re fuckin weird. Take that shit to the fire Tom Herman thread 

12 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Only live ones. Otherwise, there will be a variety of consequences.

Thank you for the clarification.

10 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

This is the best I’ve seen.
 

Egg sucking dog,

I'm going to Stomp your head in the ground,

If you don't stay out of my hen house,

You dirty old egg sucking Hound.

 

That's about as big a compliment as I can give it as I can give to mr. Zack Smith, wife-beating piece of s***

 

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Or you could try Houston, Texas. Richmond is a good street to start on. Or so I have heard.
In the early 00s there was one in downtown Austin you'd get a massage then ask in Mandarin if you could get some chicken

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51 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

dude, step away from the computer before you go full derka

All of you need to shut the fuck up and get over it. This was a great thread until all of you clowns decided to start flaming me. If you have a problem then DM me (or better yet, neg me) - otherwise you're all just annoying the rest of the people here and contributing jack shit. 

I'll refrain from commenting in this thread now since everywhere I go here I am followed by a cunt brigade and let the rest of the community get in more much deserved shots at the piece of human excrement that is Zach Smith.

Maybe I should just sock up so I dont have to deal with all of the ridiculous ad-hominem nonsense from the peanut gallery.

In the early 00s there was one in downtown Austin you'd get a massage then ask in Mandarin if you could get some chicken

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My Mandarin is a little rusty, but I believe it was
"Bwok bwok, chicken chicken
Bwok bwok, chicken head"

The wife beater's cantankerous series of rants mean absolutely nothing to anyone except for himself.

OK

COOL

HOOK'EM

We need to create a new thread called The Pit so when posters go to hating on each other that they don't derail and ruin the thread. That way they can have it all day long.

2 minutes ago, Quasimofo said:

My Mandarin is a little rusty, but I believe it was
"Bwok bwok, chicken chicken
Bwok bwok, chicken head"
 

It's not so much a language as it is a restaurant accident where a million forks and knives clatter across the kitchen floor.

Zach is waking up and kind of remembering that he might have said some shit on Twitter yesterday afternoon......"how bad could it be?....seemed brilliant yesterday...lemme check...."

they need to do a welfare check on this cat and make sure that there are no firearms in the home....this is a public safety issue at this point.

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14 minutes ago, ztejas said:

All of you need to shut the fuck up and get over it. This was a great thread until all of you clowns decided to start flaming me. If you have a problem then DM me (or better yet, neg me) - otherwise you're all just annoying the rest of the people here and contributing jack shit. 

I'll refrain from commenting in this thread now since everywhere I go here I am followed by a cunt brigade and let the rest of the community get in more much deserved shots at the piece of human excrement that is Zach Smith.

Maybe I should just sock up so I dont have to deal with all of the ridiculous ad-hominem nonsense from the peanut gallery.

FWIW, my cousin who died of a marijuana overdose thought you were a good poster.

1 hour ago, Tom Chairman said:

Appreciate ESPN choosing to ignore this idiot. No mention on CFB Live today.

Just caught them talking about it on ESPN Radio going to the store. The narrative, however, is that Zach Smith sounds like a lunatic, and that Tom Herman's "Ok cool hook em" was a hilarious response.

38 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 Yeah I don’t care about your claimed nuance.  Nobody cares that you’re not a fan of Tom Herman and nobody needs to hear you say it multiple times here. You’re fuckin weird. Take that shit to the fire Tom Herman thread 

hey bro I'm not a fan of tom herman

 

but

 

ok cool

hook 'em

Zach is waking up and kind of remembering that he might have said some shit on Twitter yesterday afternoon......"how bad could it be?....seemed brilliant yesterday...lemme check...."
they need to do a welfare check on this cat and make sure that there are no firearms in the home....this is a public safety issue at this point.
No, he is at it again right now.

When even sooners are dunking on this clown...

3 hours ago, BillyGoatHill said:

ALLLLLLLLL ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARD!!!!!!!   (Zach Smith is now your Conductor) .......edited for Shooter

 

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Thank you my good man, I can sleep restfully tonight.

Somebody needs to tell Zach, if you run into an asshole in the morning, then you ran into an asshole.  But, if you run into assholes all day then you’re the asshole.

7 minutes ago, BigXII said:

When even sooners are dunking on this clown...

BIG XII BIG XII BIG XII

Minus 2. 

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

This thread has gone off the rails.

Subtle.  Love it.

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Started drinking a little later today, I guess. 

More likely had to wait on the coke connection.  If drug dealers had any measure of reliability, there'd be a lot more addicts in America.

On 11/11/2018 at 5:41 PM, Al_4_ISU said:

FWIW, it was a pretty well known rumor that he was screwing co-eds in Ames.

Ive never mentioned it here because I like you guys and have no ill-will towards him, but based on things I heard while he was actively at ISU I don’t think Smith is totally full of shit.

Rhoads and staff used to attend a big party the night of signing day hosted by Cyclone Fanatic at a bar in Des Moines.  Herman was always blitzed.  I mean, so was I so I’m not shitting on the guy, but he definitely had the wild man vibe.

Is it bad that I like him more now?

Maybe BigUp2 will start a thread like on Monday mornings.


I think someone posted a tweet upthread that the radio interview tomorrow was cancelled.
22 hours ago, Tired of Lurking said:

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Sorry for being naive, but what does the motions the middle chick is making mean?  Does she eat pussy or want hers eaten or is it something else?

Just now, Whitman said:

Sorry for being naive, but what does the motions the middle chick is making mean?  Does she eat pussy or want hers eaten or is it something else?

I dunno, but I want to find out, so long as that box troll over her shoulder isn't there staring into my soul...

 

4 minutes ago, Whitman said:

Sorry for being naive, but what does the motions the middle chick is making mean?  Does she eat pussy or want hers eaten or is it something else?

 

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47 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

We need to create a new thread called The Pit so when posters go to hating on each other that they don't derail and ruin the thread. That way they can have it all day long.

We have two: the basketball forum and politics 

7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You know the UT commercial where it’s a flyover down 35 at night that ends on an orange lit tower, then Cronkite says what starts here changes the world?

now imagine the same video, but change the audio to ok, cool. Then throw hook em on the screen. 

Then imagine it debuting on godzillatron during the isu game. 

The flyover is a strippers body and there is a white path to the tower that lights up with Cronkite voice over. 

6 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

I dunno, but I want to find out, so long as that box troll over her shoulder isn't there staring into my soul...

 

Bring the box troll

9 minutes ago, Whitman said:

 Does she eat pussy or want hers eaten?

Why not both?

Social media is pure cancer for deranged dumbfucks addicted to attention. They should sue this retard and twatter for slander.

This is what happens when you borrow someones copy of "Cannery Row" and forget to return it. 

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Leave Kevon Looney out of this. He's a good role player. 

Since @Fart randomly negged this and since his account is about a day old I'm about 99% sure that he is the asshat @this that was crowdsource banned yesterday around 1pm.  

Treat it how you may. 

- douchebag out

 

 

 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Since @Fart randomly negged this and since his account is about a day old I'm about 99% sure that he is the asshat @this that was crowdsource banned yesterday around 1pm.  

Treat it how you may. 

- douchebag out

 

 

 

randomly negged?  you negged me first.  

2 minutes ago, Fart said:

randomly negged?  you negged me first.  

OK, cool.  Shart 'em.

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