Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

  • Replies 2.9k
  • Views 382.6k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Urban

  • I hope Tom is not hoping Todd Orlando comes to his defense. Not happening. 

  • This country doesn't care about this, look at who's president for christ's sake. Half of these people who are going to act morally outraged at alleged infidelity (Looking at Aggy) are the same ones we

Posted Images

I love how all these coaches are contacting him in private.  A public show of support, that would actually help this ass-pimple, simply isn't possible.  I guess it's because "they know what's up."

 

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

But snitches who go after colleagues wives  to get revenge for outing their wife beatin habit is presumably ok?

  • Author

Dammit, I was about to go to bed, but now he's lit...

 

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Hey fuck that guy let's turn this into an Asian pornstar thread

9115447.gif

Agreed! India is in Asia so it qualifies right? 

giphy.gif

 

Loochy will step in, interview this guy for 5 bucks a listen on Texags and clear six figs in an afternoon 

5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

ztejas, cut that shit out, please.

15503610.gif


I wondered anyone else he thought about it. But do you really want unstable mother fuckers like that posting here?
Too late

af7818955fe9c4c2b9dd3c6cc053c600.gifdb05651028e84ede7d5083363278dde4.gif
Just now, MrPhlegm said:

Too late

af7818955fe9c4c2b9dd3c6cc053c600.gifdb05651028e84ede7d5083363278dde4.gif

You fucking kill me man 

8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

ztejas, cut that shit out, please.

I’m so glad we have a young new era Derka for the new site (but possibly worse) around.....    

31 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

Not so fast

Yep, The Delusional One has awakened.

I wanted to come back to this, because I feel like its crucial to this whole thread.

 

 

 

 

 

The upstream consensus was that this meant she was down to tongue to brown eye. 

 

 

3 hours ago, Whitman said:

giphy-downsized.gif

 

Sorry for being naive, but what does the motions the middle chick is making mean?  Does she eat pussy or want hers eaten or is it something else?

 

 

 

Edited by Anastasis

Loochy will step in, interview this guy for 5 bucks a listen on Texags and clear six figs in an afternoon 
Wut?

d7e968023aa3d2b21044279d1a479577.jpg

52a2b1d23b423c46b6dce014e4001da6.giff89a57125a16c837821036c651681a77.gif6aa0bba6d778a3a462aa5fceebd14593.jpg
I’m so glad we have a young new era Derka for the new site (but possibly worse) around.....    
8f91635ca812203e6b154c6f136c72f1.gif
38 minutes ago, utee94 said:

I love how all these coaches are contacting him in private.  A public show of support, that would actually help this ass-pimple, simply isn't possible.  I guess it's because "they know what's up."

 

With all these contacts,  surely he wont be out of a job forever. 

4 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

This brought out all the shagholes. In before classics?

I had to re sign up just for this thread so I could tell my grandkids about it. 

Edited by and

Ya know. I am a big tom herman fan. And i love the whole " ok cool, hook em 🤘" thing. 

But not to rain on any parades. But you can attach signatures to texts. And "hook em" would be a very appropriate signature fot TH to make. 

So whereas the text said " ok cool hookem🤘". What he probably really texted was "ok cool" and the rest was appended with the signature. 

Not saying it isnt cool. Not saying we dont ride with it. 

Just saying we need to be honest about where it came from.  

#okcoolhookem

Zack Smith has a problem.  You and I say, yeah, you're a wifebeating scumbag.  He says it's Tom Herman.  

8 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Ya know. I am a big tom herman fan. And i love the whole " ok cool, hook em 🤘" thing. 

But not to rain on any parades. But you can attach signatures to texts. And "hook em" would be a very appropriate signature fot TH to make. 

So whereas the text said " ok cool hookem🤘". What he probably really texted was "ok cool" and the rest was appended with the signature. 

Not saying it isnt cool. Not saying we dont ride with it. 

Just saying we need to be honest about where it came from.  

#okcoolhookem

Do people really attach signatures to their text messages, though? I mean, maybe they do, but I've never seen it. What would be the point?

Edited by Art Vandelay
ousucks

14 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

This brought out all the shagholes. In before classics?

tenor.gif?itemid=4917871

7 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Zack Smith has a problem.  You and I say, yeah, you're a wifebeating scumbag.  He says it's Tom Herman.  

Is this an odd version of haiku?

 

'Cause if so, I dig it.

 

  • Popular Post
17 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Ya know. I am a big tom herman fan. And i love the whole " ok cool, hook em 🤘" thing. 

But not to rain on any parades. But you can attach signatures to texts. And "hook em" would be a very appropriate signature fot TH to make. 

So whereas the text said " ok cool hookem🤘". What he probably really texted was "ok cool" and the rest was appended with the signature. 

Not saying it isnt cool. Not saying we dont ride with it. 

Just saying we need to be honest about where it came from.  

#okcoolhookem

That makes sense. Because really, Hook’em 🤘 bookends any convo well.

I have AIDS you should get tested Hook’em 🤘

sorry your dog died Hook’em 🤘

did you pick up bread at the grocery store Hook’em 🤘

17 minutes ago, Art Vandelay said:

Do people really attach signatures to their text messages, though? I mean, maybe they do, but I've never seen it. What would be the point?

I would never speak to someone again if they attached a ‘sig’ to their texts.

Zach wakes up at noon

8-ball and seven tall boys

Fires up the twitter

20 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Ya know. I am a big tom herman fan. And i love the whole " ok cool, hook em 🤘" thing. 

But not to rain on any parades. But you can attach signatures to texts. And "hook em" would be a very appropriate signature fot TH to make. 

So whereas the text said " ok cool hookem🤘". What he probably really texted was "ok cool" and the rest was appended with the signature. 

Not saying it isnt cool. Not saying we dont ride with it. 

Just saying we need to be honest about where it came from.  

#okcoolhookem

I have never texted with someone who has a signature.  I’m just wondering how you got to “we need to be honest about where it came from”.  


I wondered anyone else he thought about it. But do you really want unstable mother fuckers like that posting here?

We already have a number of those posting here...
1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Don't get carried away.

Then again, my best take on here was defending Freddy Mercury. Probably because I'm a fruity SMU grad. 

Now it all makes sense, EJ. 

3 hours ago, El Squared said:

There is a dark slang completely inappropriate ( but funny)  acronym known to some in medicine :

T.F. BUNDY. 

It refers to patients that are completely screwed and suffering. I would also apply it dear ZS.

It stands for: Totally Fucked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet.

ZS is a TF BUNDY.

Yes. Often closely followed by CTD (circling the drain), and then DRT (dead right there ... as in 'I just walked in and found him dead right there').

30 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Ya know. I am a big tom herman fan. And i love the whole " ok cool, hook em 🤘" thing. 

But not to rain on any parades. But you can attach signatures to texts. And "hook em" would be a very appropriate signature fot TH to make. 

So whereas the text said " ok cool hookem🤘". What he probably really texted was "ok cool" and the rest was appended with the signature. 

Not saying it isnt cool. Not saying we dont ride with it. 

Just saying we need to be honest about where it came from.  

#okcoolhookem

 

This reads like it was written by a 75 year old aggy.

2 minutes ago, wood said:

Yes. Often closely followed by CTD (circling the drain), and then DRT (dead right there ... as in 'I just walked in and found him dead right there').

Username something something 

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

"project their own discretions"

 

lulz.

Zach Smith can't take rejection very well it seems. Zach Smith also kicks puppies and worships satan. Fuck him.

Who tf is Jason Barritt?

Just now, wood said:

Who tf is Jason Barritt?

A domestic abuse apologist

1 minute ago, wood said:

Who tf is Jason Barritt?

A guy who writes like a retard 

Lol at the twitter responses.  He's getting roasted. I don't think any damage control will be needed from the Hermans of Belmont.  The court of public opinion has found Zach guilty of being a lying dumbass.

Zack Morris thinks Zack Smith is trash.

3 hours ago, tjhooker said:

We have that.  It's called the Politics forum.

Needs to be renamed The Tard Bin

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.