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On 11/11/2018 at 5:00 PM, Machinator said:

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Going back to page one. Where did this text exchange surface? Tom or Zach had to have shared it for it to be viewed by the masses. 

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Well unless Tom had a screen shot of Zach's phone...

1 hour ago, wood said:

Who tf is Jason Barritt?

Herby n Urby cum guzzler

1 hour ago, NorLa Horns said:

Ya know. I am a big tom herman fan. And i love the whole " ok cool, hook em 🤘" thing. 

But not to rain on any parades. But you can attach signatures to texts. And "hook em" would be a very appropriate signature fot TH to make. 

So whereas the text said " ok cool hookem🤘". What he probably really texted was "ok cool" and the rest was appended with the signature. 

Not saying it isnt cool. Not saying we dont ride with it. 

Just saying we need to be honest about where it came from.  

#okcoolhookem

No, he knew this sissy was in full teenage drama mode and whatever he sent he would post the screen shot. 

Trolled and advertised the brand

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I have no idea what he is trying to say.  

Yeah I have no idea but big evil thing Herman even did besides being a degenerate. What that has to do with Zach Smith being arrested for domestic abuse I have no idea.

Somehow Herman "helped"...with what and how they cannot even seem to vocalize. They have nothing. 

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Looking at that other dipshit's twitter, he is literally following up his "I too was wrongly accused of domestic violence" defense of Smith by challenging people to fist fights.

What a time to be alive.

 

45 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Well unless Tom had a screen shot of Zach's phone...

I meant how did it get from one of them into the public domain? Someone sympathetic to TH probably got it from TH himself, then shared it somewhere. It’s as if Machinator is the real TH or a trusted friend. Lol

2 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

I meant how did it get from one of them into the public domain? Someone sympathetic to TH probably got it from TH himself, then shared it somewhere. It’s as if Machinator is the real TH or a trusted friend. Lol

Not sure if you think that’s a screenshot of Tom Herman’s phone, that says Tom herman as the other texting party, or if you think Zach sent tom a screenshot of a text conversation that he was a party to. 

5 hours ago, Tom Chairman said:

Someone needs to tweet Zack Smith to come join the conversation here on Surly. We're all ears.

 

Just tell his dumb ass that it’s a reddit AMA and an opportunity to set the record straight regarding his ex-wife, Tom and Michelle Herman.  He will leap at the opportunity.

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7 hours ago, HenryJames said:

FWIW, my cousin who died of a marijuana overdose thought you were a good poster.

I survived my marijuanas overdose by eating half a blueberry pie in the bushes outside my grandparents house....#livetotell

5 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


I wondered anyone else he thought about it. But do you really want unstable mother fuckers like that posting here?

Lol it's like you've never been here before. 

I can see why Urban has had health issues. Trying to keep Smith under wraps had to wear his ass out.  

4 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

I meant how did it get from one of them into the public domain? Someone sympathetic to TH probably got it from TH himself, then shared it somewhere. It’s as if Machinator is the real TH or a trusted friend. Lol

Mom?

5 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Going back to page one. Where did this text exchange surface? Tom or Zach had to have shared it for it to be viewed by the masses. 

 

4 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

I meant how did it get from one of them into the public domain? Someone sympathetic to TH probably got it from TH himself, then shared it somewhere. It’s as if Machinator is the real TH or a trusted friend. Lol

 

15 minutes ago, justhookit said:

Mom?

Yeah can we get dad in here to explain this to mom?

Never mind, I’ll do it I guess.  

The different colors, the left vs right side, and the word bubbles on a text screenshot all tell you which side of the conversation the screenshot came from?  Not to mention the fact that it says “Tom” at the top, which means it is a conversation between the phones owner and someone they have named “Tom” in their contacts  

Wally, that screenshot is from Zach Smith’s phone. Not Tom Herman’s.  The only way it could have gotten out was for Smith to share it.  

As for why Zach Smith felt that sharing evidence of himself getting owned was a good idea, well, cocaine is a hell of a drug. 

How they hell is there confusion? Smith literally tweeted it out. 

Also I don't think we are giving enough love to the fact that Smith is made at TH because TH gave money to Courtney (the domestic violence victim) to help her out. 

6 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Well unless Tom had a screen shot of Zach's phone...

Zach appears to think he's on a first name basis with "Tom", but I guarantee a screenshot from TH's phone wouldn't have a contact listed or would just be a warning: "crazy ass wife beater from strip club that one time"

Might be time to move this part of the discussion to “Stupid Things Wives Say and Do” or “Dumb Question Amnesty”

It's not so much a language as it is a restaurant accident where a million forks and knives clatter across the kitchen floor.
Boy I was really impressed by your retelling of the racist joke I heard from my dad when I was 5yo.

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4 hours ago, texaslong said:

I can see why Urban has had health issues. Trying to keep Smith under wraps had to wear his ass out.  

You pay for the choices you make. I have no sympathy for Urban. Let him eat pizza.

32 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

Anyone who was able to wrangle Kelly Kapowski is solid.

avatar definitely checks out. 

7 hours ago, wood said:

Who tf is Jason Barritt?

Ohio State Summa Cum Laude in English.

Well, there certainly is summa cum involved in his case, but whose I have no idea.

I'm enjoying a fried egg sandwich, a cup of coffee and this thread this morning.

2 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

I'm enjoying a fried egg sandwich, a cup of coffee and this thread this morning.

Hey - pictures, or surly says it didn't happen

Who tf is Jason Barritt?
J.T. Barrett. We never knew he was THIS bad at spelling.
9 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

Ya know. I am a big tom herman fan. And i love the whole " ok cool, hook em 🤘" thing. 

But not to rain on any parades. But you can attach signatures to texts. And "hook em" would be a very appropriate signature fot TH to make. 

So whereas the text said " ok cool hookem🤘". What he probably really texted was "ok cool" and the rest was appended with the signature. 

Not saying it isnt cool. Not saying we dont ride with it. 

Just saying we need to be honest about where it came from.  

#okcoolhookem

So your saying every text that he sends out has hookem attached. Seems like it would be really annoying real fast. It’s not email

11 minutes ago, Quasimofo said:
8 hours ago, wood said:
Who tf is Jason Barritt?

J.T. Barrett. We never knew he was THIS bad at spelling.

They ain't come there to play SCHOOL!

12 hours ago, Whitman said:

Sorry for being naive, but what does the motions the middle chick is making mean?  Does she eat pussy or want hers eaten or is it something else?

Eating pussy I think.

7 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Going back to page one. Where did this text exchange surface? Tom or Zach had to have shared it for it to be viewed by the masses. 

You realize any idiot can put Tom Herman as a contact and type that shit out with a contact in their phone.  That’s why it originated out of thin air.  There’s some serious olds in here.  And I’m nearly a man, 40, myself.  

2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

You realize any idiot can put Tom Herman as a contact and type that shit out with a contact in their phone.  That’s why it originated out of thin air.  There’s some serious olds in here.  And I’m nearly a man, 40, myself.  

Take a lap, doc.

2 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Take a lap, doc.

Listen, it’s a great story.  If you want to buy it, I understand.  

4 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Listen, it’s a great story.  If you want to buy it, I understand.  

What's there not to buy? Smith tweeted the screenshot of the conversation. You're a complete idiot if you think he's going to use a text generator to fabricate a text where Tom just says  "OK. Cool Hookem!" .

A fabricated conversation is 500% more likely to say " Hey bro don't tell anyone about all the cocaine and whores. K Thanks"

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17 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

What's there not to buy? Smith tweeted the screenshot of the conversation. You're a complete idiot if you think he's going to use a text generator to fabricate a text where Tom just says  "OK. Cool Hookem!" .

A fabricated conversation is 500% more likely to say " Hey bro don't tell anyone about all the cocaine and whores. K Thanks"

If the hook em part came from dipshit, mea culpa.  I didn’t see that whole text came from him.  Just the cut off version w no reply from Tom.  

43 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Eating pussy I think.

No, it neans "Look at me, I'm an attention whore."

2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

If the hook em part came from dipshit, mea culpa.  I didn’t see that whole text came from him.  Just the cut off version w no reply from Tom.  

Take a lap, Doc.

9 hours ago, wood said:

Yes. Often closely followed by CTD (circling the drain), and then DRT (dead right there ... as in 'I just walked in and found him dead right there').

Order from Residency

DTFq4

dirt to face every 4 hours. so they can get used to it.

Now we know why Smith went on another coke-fueled twitter rant.

McMurphy going in hard on Meyer/Smith.

25 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

No, it neans "Look at me, I'm a whore."

fifm...

22 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

And now Zach's rage will be re-targeted on Brett. 

 

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I'm cool with the redhead chick being down for eating ass, pussy and being a whore. I do not, kinds sirs, discriminate.

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shitty-assed typist

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