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7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Dude i dont have to go back to the same well. Theres all kinds of options to describe dude’s bubblegum bum. 

Dude, you are a freaking poet.

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7 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:


Do you drive a corvette?

I do, and wrote a check for it.

3 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

God you’re a fucking idiot. Maybe you should shut about stuff you don’t know about.

In what universe does doing a bunch of blow not make you feel like shit the next day? Are y'all even serious right now?

In what universe does doing a bunch of blow not make you feel like shit the next day? Are y'all even serious right now?

We are all indeed serious about you being a fucking moron, rocko
5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

In what universe does doing a bunch of blow not make you feel like shit the next day? Are y'all even serious right now?

The good stuff not cut with a bunch of speed and laxatives kind of blow.

19 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

Alright “Greasy Pork Sandwich Served In A Dirty Ashtray” wasn’t a big seller but it’s got some real deep, deep, deep cuts on it 

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17 minutes ago, ztejas said:

In what universe does doing a bunch of blow not make you feel like shit the next day? Are y'all even serious right now?

if it's really good and you're not drinking, you'll be fine.  maybe take a xanax before you try to go to sleep.

i live in ames, iowa though, so i'm sure i'm not getting the top shelf shit like some others.

Just now, henrygandorf said:

if it's really good and you're not drinking, you'll be fine.  maybe take a xanax before you try to go to sleep.

i live in ames, iowa though, so i'm sure i'm not getting the top shelf shit like some others.

I thought the drinking was assumed.

But yeah you're right - on it's own it's pretty tame. 

All number of drinks equal the guy that does a bunch of coke on top of it ain't going to be the one feeling better in the morning.

And by "shitty" I meant not that good - not necessarily mixed with a bunch of other crap that will make you feel awful.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I thought the drinking was assumed.

But yeah you're right - on it's own it's pretty tame. 

All number of drinks equal the guy that does a bunch of coke on top of it ain't going to be the one feeling better in the morning.

And by "shitty" I meant not that good - not necessarily mixed with a bunch of other crap that will make you feel awful.

drinking is the biggest difference.  if you're blowing lines, you can drink more, and for longer.  the person who's been drinking more will feel worse, regardless of the blow.  decent blow doesn't cause a hangover.  that's a myth created by people who forgot all the drinking they did because the coke kept them "balanced" until 4am when they ran out.

shitty, or "not that good" coke gets that way from being mixed with "a bunch of other crap".  mixing it with something is literally what is reducing its purity, and causing it to be "shitty".

Troof above^^^^^

Edited by SHOOTER12

I miss those, for no good fucking reason.


Csb: Nickel City in Austin currently sells cigs out of an old machine.
1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

drinking is the biggest difference.  if you're blowing lines, you can drink more, and for longer.  the person who's been drinking more will feel worse, regardless of the blow.  decent blow doesn't cause a hangover.  that's a myth created by people who forgot all the drinking they did because the coke kept them "balanced" until 4am when they ran out.

shitty, or "not that good" coke gets that way from being mixed with "a bunch of other crap".  mixing it with something is literally what is reducing its purity, and causing it to be "shitty".

Cocaethlyene would disagree with you at a chemical level but I won't call bullshit on anything you said.

Got pulled over last night because the sheriff deputy thought I was driving drunk.  He has me get out of the car and asks: "Sir, can you walk a straight line for me?"   I replied: "No, but I can snort one!"  

You willingly chose the name Fart huh?

2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

doing coke off shitty chicks doesn't make it shitty coke.

and by shitty, i'm not talking about shitting on the couch shitty.  just bad people.

What about squirters in the Venetian?

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Listen to this man... he's pre-anal...

Oh, law student?

if it's really good and you're not drinking, you'll be fine.  maybe take a xanax before you try to go to sleep.
i live in ames, iowa though, so i'm sure i'm not getting the top shelf shit like some others.

Early 2000-2002 Oxford MS agrees with you.
7 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

You willingly chose the name Fart huh?

I'm always gassy, so naturally, I fart all the time.  

20 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Iowa coke talk not going away.

Coke hangover smacktalk..... Classic Zero.

I'm always gassy, so naturally, I fart all the time.  

Aight. Well good luck with all that I guess.
8 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


Aight. Well good luck with all that I guess.

I can clear out a ballroom with my SBD's.    In a car, I can make your eyes water.   

20 minutes ago, Fart said:

I'm always gassy, so naturally, I fart all the time.  

 

8 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Good for you. A person show know their own strengths and weakness.

Mine was/is coke whores and drunk insane women. Who at various points in my life were drawn to me like flies on shit. Yeah, that means I was the shit. Or was shit. That's up for debate. 

I wouldn't mind attracting some of those flies right now.    Especially if they were name Molly or McGrath.

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My strengths were always an ability to consume the happy tonics, thunder across the vastness od American and climb its highest peaks and pop the tiny hineys of da hot bitches all the while showing up at big games and adding my thundering voice to the epic mayhem as my team, the mighty Texas Longhorns rampaged.

the mor, we had mor, the mor for da wins!  Ok? Hook'em

I Oh Wha State, all yur tighties  be mine!

When I fart, it is not the smell, but the bleeding from yous eyeballs. 

Zach, I fart in your face!

You have any idea who the fuck you are talking to? Posters with no knowledge of history irk the hell out of me. Gandorf is a legend
I know a lot about history. I must have been out sick on Gandorf day in APUSH. 
Of course this thread was going to turn into a bunch of fucking preening, look-at-me silliness from one of the resident rubes. I have ztejas on ignore, but can see through the quotes over the last 4+ pages that his insipid uselessness is stickier than Zach Smith's grip on reality. That's all this fucking thread is - Zach Smith insanity and ztejas inanity. 
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1 minute ago, MrPhlegm said:

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Did you speed it up to compress it? Job well done.

I can clear out a ballroom with my SBD's.    In a car, I can make your eyes water.   
Dot, eh?


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Black Heart on Rainey St has one - or did. I fixed it a few times for them until I stopped doing the arcade repair gig. Don't know who would fix it now so it might no longer be functional.

MrPhlegm, just let me know when you want the wiener sandwich pic posted.

Yours truly,
Steel Shank

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

In what universe does doing a bunch of blow not make you feel like shit the next day? Are y'all even serious right now?

Sheeit bro, when I was in late HS my dad and I were pissing outside a bar in Houston and he told me to always look for the shit that was closest to the source and stay away from the stepped on crap. In before y'all start tearing him a new one -- he just knew I was a partier and he knew I knew he partook. (Neither of us do anymore.) If you are doing really good coke and get a hangover, it's probably because of the Bourbon or lack of sleep. 

Think the thread title should be changed to “A bunch of sick, disgusting pieces of shit posting on Surly”

And I like it

1 minute ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Sheeit bro, when I was in late HS my dad and I were pissing outside a bar in Houston and he told me to always look for the shit that was closest to the source and stay away from the stepped on crap. In before y'all start tearing him a new one -- he just knew I was a partier and he knew I knew he partook. (Neither of us do anymore.) If you are doing really good coke and get a hangover, it's probably because of the Bourbon or lack of sleep. 

I told myself I was done with blow 15 years ago and got dam if a buddy didn’t pull some out a few months ago. I had just enough alcohol in me to cave. That shit is really from the devil.

Blow talk not going away

3 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

I told myself I was done with blow 15 years ago and got dam if a buddy didn’t pull some out a few months ago. I had just enough alcohol in me to cave. That shit is really from the devil.

Blow talk not going away

I hear you. It doesn't happen to be my drug of choice so I don't have a real weakness for it. 

2 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

I told myself I was done with blow 15 years ago and got dam if a buddy didn’t pull some out a few months ago. I had just enough alcohol in me to cave. That shit is really from the devil.

Blow talk not going away

It's funny. I went to a school about as full of it as anywhere in the country. Didn't try it until after I graduated (I have a slight heart condition that made me wary). 

Once I gave it a go I thought - "I get it. But I'm not doing this shit every day."

When they tell you the sooner you pick something up the more likely you are to struggle with it they are 100% right. 

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

It's funny. I went to a school about as full of it as anywhere in the country. Didn't try it until after I graduated (I have a slight heart condition that made me wary). 

Once I gave it a go I thought - "I get it. But I'm not doing this shit every day."

When they tell you the sooner you pick something up the more likely you are to struggle with it they are 100% right. 

Friend of mine from Corpus got ahold of some in HS and went on a tear with his friends. The next day Len Bias died. He's never touched it since. 

 

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Just now, MaybeACoordinator said:

Friend of mine from Corpus got ahold of some in HS and went on a tear with his friends. The next day Len Bias died. He's never touched in since. 

Good for him. All time tragedy there. My God was that dude amazing. Could have been to MJ what Durant has been to LeBron.

Coke is strange in that it doesn't so much ruin your health - it just ruins your life if you get into that cycle. Bit like xanax in that regard.

Have an older fraternity buddy that has been spiraling down that route and it's really sad to see. It just isn't something you can do all the time without it really fucking up your brain chemistry.

 

Just now, ztejas said:

It just isn't something you can do all the time without it really fucking up your brain chemistry.

 

Case in point: title of this thread.

 

Let's get back on topic.

1 hour ago, Fart said:

I can clear out a ballroom with my SBD's.    In a car, I can make your eyes water.   

Well gents, now we all have the hero that we deserve. 

Bravo sir. 

 

Zach Smith retweeted this. As if the reason she lost her job had nothing to do with your bender twitter rants that basically dumped a truck full of gasoline on the career of any questionably respectable journalist who are now champing at the bit to take advantage of your incoherent, libelous ramblings.

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

You willingly chose the name Fart huh?

He’s a stupid motherfucking sooner troll. Every word he says comes out of his asshole. 

17 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Good for him. All time tragedy there. My God was that dude amazing. Could have been to MJ what Durant has been to LeBron.

Coke is strange in that it doesn't so much ruin your health - it just ruins your life if you get into that cycle. Bit like xanax in that regard.

Have an older fraternity buddy that has been spiraling down that route and it's really sad to see. It just isn't something you can do all the time without it really fucking up your brain chemistry.

 

He was drafted by the Celtics right?  I was a big Celtic fan back then and always wondered if he could have extended their run.

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A thread about a jackass publicly going off the rails attracts a buncha jackasses and goes off the rails.

How meta.

Edited by TrashMaster G

Just now, Lhorn said:

He was drafted by the Celtics right?  I was a big Celtic fan back then.

Yes - they traded Gerald Henderson for a 1st rounder - lucked out into the 2nd pick - and had the opportunity to pair Bias and Bird. 

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