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In what universe does doing a bunch of blow not make you feel like shit the next day? Are y'all even serious right now?

Stepped on shit makes for a terrible hangover. And more importantly, if you run out of gum, a terrible time getting your gear to work, convincing whoever you’re with that the sun really hasn’t come up, and tacking a comforter over the window is standard operating procedure.
That’s what I’ve heard.
Also, a sport coat with the tag on it doesn’t help either situation.
1 minute ago, Homesickhorn said:


Stepped on shit makes for a terrible hangover. And more importantly, if you run out of gum, a terrible time getting your gear to work, convincing whoever you’re with that the sun really hasn’t come up, and tacking a comforter over the window is standard operating procedure.
That’s what I’ve heard.
Also, a sport coat with the tag on it doesn’t help either situation.

You must be lost. This isn't a West Virginia board.

8 hours ago, Hizzaz Mahdoud said:

What are three things that I want for Christmas, Alex?

We have a winner.

12 hours ago, ztejas said:

Yes but at least Pedo and RapeU had it blow up in their face in the national media already. We aren't quite there yet with tOSU.

 

12 hours ago, ztejas said:

This is the softest shit I've ever heard in my life. 

Rocko, is that you?

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Goddammit.  I came here looking for another J Smith meltdown and all I get is a bunch of burnt out cokeheads reliving the “glory days”. 

FML. 

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9 minutes ago, Victor Lazlo said:

Goddammit.  I came here looking for another J Smith meltdown and all I get is a bunch of burnt out cokeheads reliving the “glory days”. 

FML. 

They'll pass you by.

wait why does HG live in Ames, Iowa now? 
Federal Witness Protection has to be the answer
Rocko, is that you?

Dude outside with the unpaid corvette and the tag on his rented sport coat shoulda told ya.

It's funny. I went to a school about as full of it as anywhere in the country. Didn't try it until after I graduated (I have a slight heart condition that made me wary). 
Once I gave it a go I thought - "I get it. But I'm not doing this shit every day."
When they tell you the sooner you pick something up the more likely you are to struggle with it they are 100% right. 
OU sucks
MrPhlegm, just let me know when you want the wiener sandwich pic posted.

Yours truly,
Steel Shank
Now
Banging an ISU recruiting girl? 
ISU recruiting girls are known for squirting all over de couch.
1 minute ago, MrPhlegm said:
6 hours ago, Radical Larry said:
Banging an ISU recruiting girl? 

ISU recruiting girls are known for squirting all over de couch.

Helps put the 🔥 out

Helps put the [emoji91] out
Goodamn, somebody else is up at this god forsaken hour?

I'm up because I had to put the garbage out. Can't put it out the night before because the goddamn bears will rip up your garbage can if you put it out before 5:30. And now I am taking a massive shit.

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1 minute ago, MrPhlegm said:

Goodamn, somebody else is up at this god forsaken hour?

I'm up because I had to put the garbage out. Can't put it out the night before because the goddamn bears will rip up your garbage can if you put it out before 5:30. And now I am taking a massive shit.

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Insomnia and early work hours are a mofo

Goddammit.  I came here looking for another J Smith meltdown and all I get is a bunch of burnt out cokeheads reliving the “glory days”. 
FML. 
MrPhlegm, just let me know when you want the wiener sandwich pic posted.

Yours truly,
Steel Shank
11 hours ago, ztejas said:

In what universe does doing a bunch of blow not make you feel like shit the next day? Are y'all even serious right now?

Only shitty feeling I've gotten is trying to be productive the next day on 2 hours of sleep. Wouldn't really say that's any effect of the stuff itself, but just feeling loopy and lightheaded because of bad sleep deprivation.

Drugs are bad mmmmkayy?? But damn they're fun.

6 hours ago, Victor Lazlo said:

Goddammit.  I came here looking for another J Smith meltdown and all I get is a bunch of burnt out cokeheads reliving the “glory days”. 

FML. 

I had a really bad year and started partying. 8 or so months on a pretty bad spiral until finally deciding to clean up about 2 months ago. My liver and wallet are thanking me. I didn't go out too much in my "glory years" and working downtown was starting to get pretty impressionable for me. I'm glad I left that job but its been pretty boring since. #staystrong

1 hour ago, MrPhlegm said:

 And now I am taking a massive shit.

...but we already have a thread...

35 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

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I would tear that shit up....

13 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

 my brother and some of the others on his floor in Jester made some good cash when one of the cigarette machines fucked up and would give you cigarettes just for pulling the handle

yea there used to be cigarette machines in Jester

they also knew the trick to get a news paper machine to open without a quarter (you have to twist the door a particular way gently) the route drivers would do that to change out the papers without using a quarter to open it

Ah, the quarter paper.

1 hour ago, Tired of Lurking said:

"I like coke.

I still snort coke.

I really like snorting coke." - Surly, probably.

"I didn't use the cocaine to get high, I just liked the way it smelled."

Anyone else see Ray Wylie in Dallas last Friday? Looked like a bunch of crusty ol' surlys there.

Oh, sorry for getting this thread off topic. 

...but we already have a thread...
Wasn't a shart.
12 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

A thread about a jackass publicly going off the rails attracts a buncha jackasses and goes off the rails.

How meta.

Sorry for partying

4 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Insomnia and early work hours are a mofo

Paging in an hour late for work after 2 bottles of wine until 2 in the morning. 

But fuck it - they don't pay me enough anyway. Bunch of Gooner fucks.

Just now, ztejas said:

Paging in an hour late for work after 2 bottles of wine until 2 in the morning. 

But fuck it - they don't pay me enough anyway. Bunch of Gooner fucks.

On a Wed night?  Strong to very strong.  Zach Smith level.

15 minutes ago, Scholz said:

On a Wed night?  Strong to very strong.  Zach Smith level.

Once you take enough xanax the wine drinks itself

11 hours ago, Victor Lazlo said:

Goddammit.  I came here looking for another J Smith meltdown and all I get is a bunch of burnt out cokeheads reliving the “glory days”. 

FML. 

You expected better from us? 

36 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

You expected better from us? 

Yeah, the big straw outside should have told you.

Just ran through @Rocko's post history. Can't blame the comparison. Carry on. #notasock

14 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

wait why does HG live in Ames, Iowa now? 

it was a joke.  i'm still safe and sound in good old lexington, kentucky.

3 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

it was a joke.  i'm still safe and sound in good old lexington, kentucky.

Wanna ship me some bourbon?

Damn I thought you were writing the Larry Eustachy tell-all or something

2 hours ago, Treefidy said:

Dirt nap, or lawyers got ahold of him?

 

10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

He ded

The silence has had me very curious also.  Stupid does not stop on it's own volition.

Just now, SHOOTER12 said:

 

The silence has had me very curious also.  Stupid does not stop on it's own volition.

@Treefidy nailed it in 8 words. He either has a lawyer telling him to shut the fuck up or he has yet to be found.

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