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Which Ohio State coach is the most disgusting piece of shit?

Woody Hayes

Zach Smith

Urban Meyer

2 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Which Ohio State coach is the most disgusting piece of shit?

Woody Hayes

Zach Smith

Urban Meyer

Right now? Zach Smith. Urban Meyer merely enabled him. Woody Hayes punched a large guy wearing armor, not an unarmored woman.

Fuck YEAH! That will show that asshole Herman not to fuck with me!  I can't wait for his world to come crashing down around him.  I'll be here waiting for that moment of vengeance and justice!

Here it comes!

Any moment now...

waiting...

wait...

Oh, shit.  What have I done?

19 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Fuck YEAH! That will show that asshole Herman not to fuck with me!  I can't wait for his world to come crashing down around him.  I'll be here waiting for that moment of vengeance and justice!

Here it comes!

Any moment now...

waiting...

wait...

Oh, shit.  What have I done?

Yes, dammit, Tom makes 5 million a year and I am unemployed with divorce litigation bills out the ass, but I am coked up enough to fuck with CDC, Tom and burnt orange nation over helping my wife recover from the ass beatings I was fond of giving her.  

2 hours ago, Whitman said:

The WV delegation likes  5277.  Would pay the tree fiddy.

The correct answer.

1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

Which Ohio State coach is the most disgusting piece of shit?

Woody Hayes

Zach Smith

Urban Meyer

Woody Hayes might be a disgusting piece of shit but I'll be damned if he isn't a legend. For the wrong or right reasons.

Urban Meyer reminds me of an old, STD ridden vagina past its use but still somewhat functional if you dump enough lube on it.

Zach Smith is a psycho wife beating loon that 5 years from now will be the bottom bitch of an Aryan gang member in a state penitentiary.

Yep, Smith and Meyer rank way above (below?) Woody.

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Why is part of it in cursive? 

Because that’s the way MuthaHustla designed it I suppose. And if that’s the way MuthaHustla says it’s gonna be....well I’m not gonna argue it.


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1 hour ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Im not sure what a mountainscape of half dome has to do with that quote. 

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Wonder if knew he was black when he chose the quote?

 

probably did a google search on “quotes about dudes with nothing to lose being dangerous and stuff”

Just set the couch on fire and toss all three of them on it.  End of discussion who is worse.

This might be a better James Baldwin quote for Zach:

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19 hours ago, Txslnghrns said:

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Delivered today.

Got mine today as well!  Awesome.

The James Baldwin cameos really add a crucial literary dimension and social urgency to this topic. Really ties the room together, as it were.

15 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Which Ohio State coach is the most disgusting piece of shit?

Woody Hayes

Zach Smith

Urban Meyer

Yes

16 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

C'mon in guys. Dollar kazis.

I’m more of a “you call it” type of guy. Are those a dollar too?

On 11/16/2018 at 4:47 PM, lemonandaturd said:

Which Ohio State coach is the most disgusting piece of shit?

Woody Hayes

Zach Smith

Urban Meyer

Trick Question: All the above is the correct answer.

sighting of Michelle Herman wearing the "ok cool, hook'em" shirt post game!! winna, winna!

Mrs. Herman with the "OK Cool, Hook 'Em" T-shirt on at the game....

🤘

4 hours ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

Michelle's a ride or die chick, love it.

On 11/16/2018 at 4:47 PM, lemonandaturd said:

Which Ohio State coach is the most disgusting piece of shit?

Woody Hayes

Zach Smith

Urban Meyer

Jim Jordan, the assistant wrestling coach who ignored the pleas of 100s of students as their team doctor molested them repeatedly.

25 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

also does anyone know if zach smith happened to kill himself today?

Until we hear from him again, I'll assume it's a "yes."  T&P and whatnot

She's the hottest Longhorn coaches wife ever.

Not the highest bar.

So Zach wife beating (allegedly) pussy that he is, has nothing to tweet? Purrfect. Meow. 

7 hours ago, Ten Bears said:

She's the hottest Longhorn coaches wife ever.

Not the highest bar.

i don't know. i am betting Clyde Littlefield's wife was a hottie.

You should have seen the ankles on Frank Crawford's wife. Just ask ArmyBrat. She was so hot that he left after an undefeated season and moved to France with her.

3 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

Tom definitely got laid last night.  I bet she kept the shirt on.

By the sounds of their lifestyle, maybe she brought a friend along for the ride.  We did just beat ISU. 

Yes, Tom probably had a great night last night, team meeting moved back a few hours just so he could get a couple hours sleep in?

3 hours ago, tjhooker said:

Probably got an Asian chick involved.  That seems to be his thing.

Fellow mensa members. 

But in all seriousness, more pics of Herman's wife would be appreciated. I think she's into taking a ton of pictures on social media. 

Dana X Bible’s wife Rowena had some nice gams I’ve been told

 

14 hours ago, BigXII said:

Jim Jordan, the assistant wrestling coach who ignored the pleas of 100s of students as their team doctor molested them repeatedly.

Sort of shocked wrestlers at the collegiate level could be molested by a team doc.  Hard to imagine wrestlers like Mark coleman and kevin randleman getting “touched” and not breaking a dudes neck. 

On ‎11‎/‎16‎/‎2018 at 1:53 PM, tjhooker said:

Why is part of it in cursive? 

The cursive is the laughing at Zach part, the bold print is the fuck you mic drop.

21 hours ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

The G2 bottle is hilarious.  I honestly did not know what G2 was when this all started.

Fellow mensa members.

Asia Carrera was/is in Mensa. Just sayin.

Zach must love that he thought he was administering a death blow to the Hermans and they are using it to mock him. 

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