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  • This country doesn't care about this, look at who's president for christ's sake. Half of these people who are going to act morally outraged at alleged infidelity (Looking at Aggy) are the same ones we

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On 11/17/2018 at 11:40 PM, BigXII said:

Jim Jordan, the assistant wrestling coach who ignored the pleas of 100s of students as their team doctor molested them repeatedly.

Keep politics off this board, fuckstick. 

27 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Keep politics off this board, fuckstick. 

It's always so cringey when bitches try to fight for their boyfriends like this.

39 minutes ago, BigXII said:

It's always so cringey when bitches try to fight for their boyfriends like this.

Fuck yourself. You know the rules, pussy. 

5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Fuck yourself. You know the rules, pussy. 

yeah, no mention of anybody even remotely related to politics regardless for any reason ever, because needledick losers like yourself can't help catching feelings over serial sex offenders due to that extra chromosome you harbor

which is why you're untouchable, because you're mayor of bitchville. Die in a fire, please.

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Bama is their new daddy, but they just can’t quit dreaming of the big ole Texas “Horn”.  They are still subliminally bowing to all that is Texas.  What a bunch of unoriginal beta dorks.

4 hours ago, CoJo said:

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So fucking pitiful. Still the little bro.

I am always amazed how aggy will do something cringe worthy like that, then, when they are called on it, always fall back on their old, "Haha, sips can't get a joke" bullshit.  No, you aggy turd licks, you meant it, you just weren't ready to be called on it.

Dorks and dweebs, the lot of them.

That is just sad. 

How long until a deranged aggy claims they said it first?

 

 

Aggys are just excited they finally got over the Alabama hump.  

The G2 bottle is hilarious.  I honestly did not know what G2 was when this all started.

Please explain the G2 joke to me
21 hours ago, Mileslong said:

Dana X Bible’s wife Rowena had some nice gams I’ve been told

 

Saw better on campus.

20 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

It’s really simple. Apparently, you’re thick-headed. 

Yes, it really is simple: no one is allowed to chide a serial child molester on this board with you around, captain needledick. You confuse "someone who at one point was a politician" with being political, because you are a goddamn moron. Again, die in a fire, you fucking monster. 

1 hour ago, BigXII said:

Yes, it really is simple: no one is allowed to chide a serial child molester on this board with you around, captain needledick. You confuse "someone who at one point was a politician" with being political, because you are a goddamn moron. Again, die in a fire, you fucking monster. 

You’re still crying because you brought the politics board to the football board?

Shut the fuck up and keep politics where it goes, dumb bitch. 

Zach said Tom would drink vodka and G2 from ohio st. How scandalous!!! 
My golf drink in the summer. Refreshing.
Yes, it really is simple: no one is allowed to chide a serial child molester on this board with you around, captain needledick. You confuse "someone who at one point was a politician" with being political, because you are a goddamn moron. Again, die in a fire, you fucking monster. 

Of all the people you could point to as examples, you choose a current politician who is engaged in a very recent controversy, and then you greatly exaggerate the allegations against him (he is allegedly one of several people who knew about, but did not report, a third person's sexual abuse of collegiate student athletes; no one is accusing him of being a "serial child molester"). The post stinks of a political attack. Why is it on the football board?

 

Y’all be nice to big12. He’s really sensitive and doesn’t do well when people tell him things he doesn’t want to hear.

23 hours ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

That is just sad. 

How long until a deranged aggy claims they said it first?

 

 

They've already presented a plaque to Jimbo with it on there.  They are trying to find room on the the wall as well.  

Checking thread to see if Zach Smith has killed himself.

nope?

I’ll check back tomorrow.

Y’all be nice to big12. He’s really sensitive and doesn’t do well when people tell him things he doesn’t want to hear.

Does he want to hear that Zach Smith is a stupid, disgusting piece of shit? Because I'm here to announce that Zach Smith is a stupid, disgusting piece of shit, and I think we can all agree on that point.

 

Other points of possible agreement include that OU has no defense, and it's 11:12 and OU still sucks.

So Zach should be cuddling up to his Thanksgiving 8ball anytime now. All alone in his anonymous motel room. 

Should be prime meltdown time. Or dead body time. 

 

Has the local PD done a welfare check on Zach Smith?  I mean, if he were ok we'd all be talking about all this proof he had provided against Herman by now, right?

He’ll return if we lose to OU.

On 11/22/2018 at 8:22 AM, NorLa Horns said:

So Zach should be cuddling up to his Thanksgiving 8ball anytime now. All alone in his anonymous motel room. 

 

man those were the days

On 11/19/2018 at 8:24 AM, JOSEYWALES66 said:

That is just sad. 

How long until a deranged aggy claims they said it first?

 

 

They'll probably try to trademark it.  

On 11/19/2018 at 11:50 PM, markstanco said:
On 11/19/2018 at 11:00 AM, totallynotabuttpirate said:
Zach said Tom would drink vodka and G2 from ohio st. How scandalous!!! 

My golf drink in the summer. Refreshing.

Vodka while golfing? Strong move.

4 hours ago, ztejas said:

Vodka while golfing? Strong move.

Heh.

I've played a few rounds totally sober, and now I suck horribly after the first sip of anything. Cursed I guess. Its turned from a hobby to sport if I cant be intoxicated while playin.

56 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Heh.

I've played a few rounds totally sober, and now I suck horribly after the first sip of anything. Cursed I guess. Its turned from a hobby to sport if I cant be intoxicated while playin.

A Xanax bar to each oz of alcohol will fix that.  Pro tip..  if ur doing blow or sativa  you can do 2:1 shots to bar ratio.  

 

On 11/19/2018 at 3:23 AM, CoJo said:

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Is this on aggypedia? Can we screen-cap the entire reply thread? I think that is the first tweet of which I have actually read the entirety of replies. You'd think the cognitive dissonance is strong in this case....but no. aggy.

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7 hours ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

A Xanax bar to each oz of alcohol will fix that.  Pro tip..  if ur doing blow or sativa  you can do 2:1 shots to bar ratio.  

 

Nah I'd rather be sober than take pills. But you are right maybe burning is the move.

7 hours ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

A Xanax bar to each oz of alcohol will fix that. 

If you're trying to fix "not wanting to live anymore" then sure.

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

If you're trying to fix "not wanting to live anymore" then sure.

Sarcasm meter notification 

23 minutes ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

Sarcasm meter notification 

Oh thanks. I thought you actually do a bar for every drink you have. 🙄

  • 2 weeks later...

He's back...que the incoming Twitter rant from Zach Smith.  This should be good!  Wonder what he'll blame Herman for now?

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