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  • This country doesn't care about this, look at who's president for christ's sake. Half of these people who are going to act morally outraged at alleged infidelity (Looking at Aggy) are the same ones we

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2 hours ago, South Austin said:

I think this guy might be mentally unstable.

SA is on his A Game today!

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23 hours ago, Mikey4 said:
On 3/27/2019 at 11:37 PM, LTtxfan said:
Wondering why ole Zach is waiting till May??
  • Does payment from ohio state end in May?
  • Is there some legal agreement or hearing that he needs to get past before he goes all scorched earth on the world?
  • Does he have a book coming out in May?
Surprised ohio state alumni can't find a way to quiet this guy...... Zach was on the ohio state staff since 2012 so lots of skeletons in Urby and the buckeyes closets.  If Zach continues with his rampage, it will come back to haunt Zach and buckeye nation....
 

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He's basically inviting people to pay him not to do the podcast. Classy.

Gotdam, this is true, isn't it?

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3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I like where this rube swats away his role in robbing a drug dealer at gun point and then fleeing the state with the ol’ “I was 19, you are a grown ass man” maneuver. Oddly, the age of 19 also means you were a grown ass man, you jort-sporting eunuch. 

The issue here isn't weather Zack made a few mistakes and broke a few rules or took a few liberties with our female party guests—he did. But you can't hold a whole coaching staff responsible for the behavior of a few, sick perverted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole athletic system? And if the whole athletic system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, CTJ isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do what you you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

I’m amused that he thinks he’s going to have a podcast career. Probably imagines himself taking on tough topics and giving a no BS, no holds barred insiders view that people will appreciate. Sure, he’ll ruffle some freathers.  He might be “too real” for some. Probably have his stodgier listeners clutching their pearls and getting the vapors, but they’ll keep listening because he’s not tellin them what they want to hear, he’s telling them what they need to hear.  Each podcast will start with a “must hear” profanity laced tirade on one of sport hot button topics which he’ll call “The Zack Attack.”  Each week his show will be the talk of sports radio.  They’ll debate whether this was the week Zack went too far in exposing the hypocrites and fakes of sports.....

At least I’m sure that’s what he envisions.  The reality will be a modicum of interest from two fan bases for 1 week and the interest of bloggers who will view him as a lunatic. Then interest will drop like a lead balloon. 

Lol. This mother fucker said getting the vapors. Haven’t heard that in a while.

As long as he has a segment "and now, for the rest of the story". I'm sure it will be gold

5 hours ago, Lhorn said:

I’m amused that he thinks he’s going to have a podcast career. Probably imagines himself taking on tough topics and giving a no BS, no holds barred insiders view that people will appreciate. Sure, he’ll ruffle some freathers.  He might be “too real” for some. Probably have his stodgier listeners clutching their pearls and getting the vapors, but they’ll keep listening because he’s not tellin them what they want to hear, he’s telling them what they need to hear.  Each podcast will start with a “must hear” profanity laced tirade on one of sport hot button topics which he’ll call “The Zack Attack.”  Each week his show will be the talk of sports radio.  They’ll debate whether this was the week Zack went too far in exposing the hypocrites and fakes of sports.....

At least I’m sure that’s what he envisions.  The reality will be a modicum of interest from two fan bases for 1 week and the interest of bloggers who will view him as a lunatic. Then interest will drop like a lead balloon. 

Typical coke mania ideas. " lets do a podcast!"  Or " lets start a business selling ( insert coke addled lunacy)!!!""

 

 

16 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I like where this rube swats away his role in robbing a drug dealer at gun point and then fleeing the state with the ol’ “I was 19, you are a grown ass man” maneuver. Oddly, the age of 19 also means you were a grown ass man, you jort-sporting eunuch. 

This is awesome.  You can’t look away.  MOAR

14 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Typical coke mania ideas. " lets do a podcast!"  Or " lets start a business selling ( insert coke addled lunacy)!!!""

 

 

Don’t you judge me, motherfucker!

I have no doubt that the intro music to his podcast will be 'Welcome to the Jungle.'  Not because he's an unoriginal, meatheaded douche bag, but because his podcast will be totally crazy like a jungle, where anything can happen and the feeble fall victim to the laws of nature and only alphas can survive in the jungle.  Either that or 'Crazy Train' because his podcast is like totally crazy and stuff.  Or 'Space Jam Theme' because there's no way y'all ready for this.

9 minutes ago, Chooky said:

I have no doubt that the intro music to his podcast will be 'Welcome to the Jungle.'  Not because he's an unoriginal, meatheaded douche bag, but because his podcast will be totally crazy like a jungle, where anything can happen and the feeble fall victim to the laws of nature and only alphas can survive in the jungle.  Either that or 'Crazy Train' because his podcast is like totally crazy and stuff.  Or 'Space Jam Theme' because there's no way y'all ready for this.

Jim Rome already uses that GNR song in his intro.... Zach will use a more bong inspired tune.

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On ‎3‎/‎30‎/‎2019 at 12:32 AM, ChiTownDoc said:

Don’t you judge me, motherfucker!

I am guessing you'll be tuning in for his reviews of the latest in cockrings, dildos, and buttplugs. 

On 3/30/2019 at 12:18 AM, NorLa Horns said:

Typical coke mania ideas. " lets do a podcast!"  Or " lets start a business selling ( insert coke addled lunacy)!!!""

I always think about Colin Farrell's coke binge scene in True Detective 2 when this psycho goes on one of his rants

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12 minutes ago, rickyspub said:

I am guessing you'll be tuning in for his reviews of the latest in cockrings, dildos, and buttplugs. 

Well, he is a Sooner, so....

On 3/29/2019 at 5:17 PM, Lhorn said:

I’m amused that he thinks he’s going to have a podcast career. Probably imagines himself taking on tough topics and giving a no BS, no holds barred insiders view that people will appreciate. Sure, he’ll ruffle some freathers.  He might be “too real” for some. Probably have his stodgier listeners clutching their pearls and getting the vapors, but they’ll keep listening because he’s not tellin them what they want to hear, he’s telling them what they need to hear.  Each podcast will start with a “must hear” profanity laced tirade on one of sport hot button topics which he’ll call “The Zack Attack.”  Each week his show will be the talk of sports radio.  They’ll debate whether this was the week Zack went too far in exposing the hypocrites and fakes of sports.....

At least I’m sure that’s what he envisions.  The reality will be a modicum of interest from two fan bases for 1 week and the interest of bloggers who will view him as a lunatic. Then interest will drop like a lead balloon. 

And that’s when you release the video of you humping on the wife of bubba the love sponge, to gin up some notoriety and interest. 

2 hours ago, Chooky said:

I have no doubt that the intro music to his podcast will be 'Welcome to the Jungle.'  Not because he's an unoriginal, meatheaded douche bag, but because his podcast will be totally crazy like a jungle, where anything can happen and the feeble fall victim to the laws of nature and only alphas can survive in the jungle.  Either that or 'Crazy Train' because his podcast is like totally crazy and stuff.  Or 'Space Jam Theme' because there's no way y'all ready for this.

How about "Cocaine"?

3 hours ago, rickyspub said:

I am guessing you'll be tuning in for his reviews of the latest in cockrings, dildos, and buttplugs. 

Your mom is a connoisseur, my friend.  She needs the latest and greatest...

On 3/29/2019 at 2:52 AM, Chad said:

Oh snap! We got some beef going on.

Yeah, a local sparring partner is good news for us.

16 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

Yeah, a local sparring partner is good news for us.

I can't give over the showing the video to his players part. How damn dumb can anyone be?

This Byrnes guy is not acquitting himself well.  Let it go, Man.  Let it go.

Praying for a Chernobyl situation in Ohio

17 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Jim Rome already uses that GNR song in his intro.... Zach will use a more bong inspired tune.

Well Rome is also an unoriginal, meatheaded douche bag so it fits.

1 hour ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Well Rome is also an unoriginal, meatheaded douche bag so it fits.

Yeah, but did you hear what he said about aggy?

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Lake Travis native, WR Garrett Wilson had a great show out in the spring game today.

7 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Lake Travis native, WR Garrett Wilson had a great show out in the spring game today.

already over? Does every state in the Big Ten close at 2:00 PM on the weekends? 

I thought Wilson was a Buckeye native who just lived out at Lake Travis temporarily to learn the game of football before heading back home?

6 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I thought Wilson was a Buckeye native who just lived out at Lake Travis temporarily to learn the game of football before heading back home?

Yes and because you remember that, your avatar doesn't check out.

22 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Lake Travis native, WR Garrett Wilson had a great show out in the spring game today.

He's not a Lake Travis native. Since Ohio is so neat & fun, I hope he makes it his home and we never see him land at abia again.

18 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

already over? Does every state in the Big Ten close at 2:00 PM on the weekends? 

This is the best time of year in ohio, layers of clothes start to come off the women to show the 20 lb layer they've acquired over the winter. The weather is a mix of winter and April showers with an ok day mixed in to remind them how miserable Jan-May is before the bugs/mosquitos come calling in June. Just a terrible place with aggielike, head in the sand fans.

+1 on the fuck garret wilson and the rest of ohio state

15 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

+1 on the fuck garret wilson and the rest of ohio state

No need, really. Ever been to Ohio?  They are already good and fucked.

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

Lake Travis native, WR Garrett Wilson had a great show out in the spring game today.

He’s not from this state and never will be 

On 4/13/2019 at 1:07 PM, Parliament said:

Lake Travis native, WR Garrett Wilson had a great show out in the spring game today.

“Lake Travis native.” Lol. You certainly are a dumbfuck, but I guess all that means for you is that you represent your favorite university well. 

On 4/13/2019 at 2:07 PM, Parliament said:

Lake Travis native, WR Garrett Wilson had a great show out in the spring game today.

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Damn every time I see this posted I am hoping to see that he has went out in a blaze of hookers and blow glory or has somehow been arrested..

pretty sure he said it'd be mid-May
I'm sure it will be exciting. Nobody will believe anything he says except tosu urban fanbois and aggy.
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22 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Karen Key Largo?

If this universe makes any sense at all then yes, they must be related.

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