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I don't know why you guys are so mad, Zach Smith seems like he'd be entertaining to sit down and have a beer with. Don't be hatin!!! just because he abused some woman, sheesh!!!!

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49 minutes ago, Parliament said:

This podcast is gonna be fun.

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How many lines of coke is he going to snort before recording his podcast?

2 minutes ago, Chad said:

How many lines of coke is he going to snort before recording his podcast?

Zack Smith airing out his family’s dirty laundry and cracking on his aunts..... oooooh, sounds fascinating.  

I’m kidding of course. This sounds like a train wreck. I will of course listen for the cringe value. 

15 minutes ago, Chad said:

How many lines of coke is he going to snort before recording his podcast?

The amount of coke he will consume can best be quantified as a percentage of the whole. 

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13 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

I don't know why you guys are so mad, Zach Smith seems like he'd be entertaining to sit down and have a beer with. Don't be hatin!!! just because he abused some woman, sheesh!!!!

He’s no Barry Switzer, bro.  

1 hour ago, Lhorn said:

Zack Smith airing out his family’s dirty laundry and cracking on his aunts..... oooooh, sounds fascinating.  

I’m kidding of course. This sounds like a train wreck. I will of course listen for the cringe value. 

No shit. Guess he doesn't realize he looks even crazier going after his aunt. No one gives a shit about that zack. Tell us what we really want to know-- specifically, what items did you purchase online and have shipped to your office. That's a great starting point. 

Yeah, he's also already run out of dirt if he's resorting to that.

I guess he isn't reacting well to his family telling him to shut the fuck up.

4 hours ago, Chad said:

How many lines of coke is he going to snort before recording his podcast?

All of them I hope.

Please let him have a call in segment

2 hours ago, alincoln said:

I guess he isn't reacting well to his family telling him to shut the fuck up.

And telling him no when he asks for money. 

Poor girl. She's already contemplating the life choices that got her to this point:zach.jpg

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The Snuggie does a good job of hiding the ropes holding her to the chair.

 

 

7 hours ago, Parliament said:

This podcast is gonna be fun.

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As much fun as this one?

 

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The amount of coke he will consume can best be quantified as a percentage of the whole. 

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16 hours ago, Bullneck said:

As much fun as this one?

 

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Why is it that the people who think the Feds are watching them are the people you kind of hope the Feds are watching them?

18 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

Poor girl. She's already contemplating the life choices that got her to this point:zach.jpg

By the looks of that photo, he relocated to Parma, Youngstown or Las Cruces. 

18 hours ago, Modessit said:

The Snuggie does a good job of hiding the ropes holding her to the chair.

 

 

Not to mention the cuts and bruises. 

19 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

Poor girl. She's already contemplating the life choices that got her to this point:zach.jpg

Is he dating Bran now?

She looks like she is warged into some forest creature that is nowhere near the vicinity of Zach Smith.

 

 

 

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Who's that supposed to be next the fire? His new woman?

Also, I'm going to see if he'll include Steel Shank as a subject in one of his "EXPOSED!!!!" podcasts. If he does, I'll be sure and let y'all know when it's scheduled.

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20 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

Poor girl. She's already contemplating the life choices that got her to this point:zach.jpg

She's plastered.

She's plastered.
Rohypnol is a helluva drug
19 hours ago, Bullneck said:

As much fun as this one?

 

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Wonder if Dave whinham is anyone of significance or just some poor slob who’s gonna get slandered because Zach didn’t like the job his company did re-tarring his driveway?

Certainly McMurphy, the reporter who shat on Zach is gonna get a coke fueled rant on Zach’s  show. 

Rohypnol is a helluva drug
Why do drugs have to have such weird names? I stayed with my pops in the hospital last night for a minor surgery and the doc was going over the drugs this morning with me on what he was taking. Its kehxuyc and aljhducis and owjbrucikfnfb hsjdkcjdjdi.

Random rant over.
3 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Why do drugs have to have such weird names? I stayed with my pops in the hospital last night for a minor surgery and the doc was going over the drugs this morning with me on what he was taking. Its kehxuyc and aljhducis and owjbrucikfnfb hsjdkcjdjdi.

Random rant over.

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4 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Who's that supposed to be next the fire? His new woman?

Also, I'm going to see if he'll include Steel Shank as a subject in one of his "EXPOSED!!!!" podcasts. If he does, I'll be sure and let y'all know when it's scheduled.

Didn't you get nailedfor exposure back in 1944?  I kid I kid.

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Why do drugs have to have such weird names? I stayed with my pops in the hospital last night for a minor surgery and the doc was going over the drugs this morning with me on what he was taking. Its kehxuyc and aljhducis and owjbrucikfnfb hsjdkcjdjdi.

Random rant over.

Your dad is in a Welsh hospital?

13 hours ago, markstanco said:

Why do drugs have to have such weird names? I stayed with my pops in the hospital last night for a minor surgery and the doc was going over the drugs this morning with me on what he was taking. Its kehxuyc and aljhducis and owjbrucikfnfb hsjdkcjdjdi.

Random rant over.

Don't worry about the name, contents, or side effects. Drugs are good m'kay.

On 4/30/2019 at 6:22 PM, OU Sucks said:

Poor girl. She's already contemplating the life choices that got her to this point:zach.jpg

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Every time I click on this thread I expect a post about Zach Smith's suicide or drug overdose.

11 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Not painting any masterpiece.  He has been all talk for over a year now. 

Yah missed the sarcasm.....

But yeah, things not gonna end well for Zach

On 5/2/2019 at 9:27 AM, Leanderman said:

So when does his job at and a and m start? He is a natural fit.

Who is to say he hasn't started already? 

Counter subconscious espionage! 

When’s homeboy gonna do some fat rails, crack the mic and drop some knowledge on us? We’re waiting.....

Guess it’ll be a while before get to listen to that podcast.

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