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Nothing says you're not crazy like breaking off mid-rant to say "I can't be destroyed"

Cursory research suggests his lawyer is a scuzbag.

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Is Courtney not allowed to move?  Even if he moved as well, he’d lose whatever support system he has there in Ohio. 

33 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Nothing says you're not crazy like breaking off mid-rant to say "I can't be destroyed"

I’m going to start saying that whenever possible.

Just now, HenryJames said:

I’m going to start saying that whenever possible.

I’m adding that to my business meeting repertoire, right alongside starting most conversations with “I don’t care for you very much, but ...”. Just weave it into the middle of the conversation. 

I can tell by the way he talks he only half listens. You can tell by his interpretations of these orders. The one about school is great. It probably went something like

ZS- The school can't keep me from my kids, right?

Judge- Well, no, Mr. Smith. The court--

ZS- Thanks judge, I'm outta here. In your face courtney!

On 5/9/2019 at 9:05 PM, mr. sunshine said:

Damn skippy. Ask any lawyer who’ll shoot straight with you and he/she will admit if they could afford to give up part of their practice this would be it. Unless they actually like this shit, which I can’t fathom.

Personally I’ve represented capital murderers who were infinitely more reasonable 

100% this.  Family law and probate are horrible ways to make a living.

Although silver lining is you get to where you can see shit coming in your own and your wife’s family. Usually you can set something up to head it off if you know far enough in advance.

But then they don’t listen.  “My cousin would never do something like that.”

6 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

100% this.  Family law and probate are horrible ways to make a living.

Although silver lining is you get to where you can see shit coming in your own and your wife’s family. Usually you can set something up to head it off if you know far enough in advance.

But then they don’t listen.  “My cousin would never do something like that.”

Disagree in part.  Not all probate is equal.  There's the high wealth - trust and tax planned - client and that work is pretty clean and lucrative.  Then there's the "I want daddy's bass boat" crowd that will make you scratch your head.

I think you inadvertently over-generalized and I just thought I should point it out.

Carry on now.

Oops Zach fucked up. Maybe they ought to charge him with attempted kidnapping. https://www.buckeyextra.com/sports/20190510/zach-smith-arrest-911-calls-reveal-former-ohio-state-assistant-arrived-hours-early-to-pick-up-children

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Zach Smith arrest: 911 calls reveal former Ohio State assistant arrived hours early to pick up children

The Columbus Dispatch
Posted May 10, 2019 at 12:04 PM Updated May 10, 2019 at 2:53 PM
 

Former Ohio State assistant football coach Zach Smith, who was arrested Thursday for a violation of a civil protection order, had arrived more than three hours early to pick up his children from school, according to 911 calls released Friday by the Delaware County Sheriff’s Office.

Smith entered Scioto Ridge Elementary School in Powell at approximately 3 p.m. Thursday, shortly before police were contacted.

In a 911 call with a police dispatcher, his ex-wife, Courtney Smith said, “He came up behind me. He tried to get into the school before I did.”

Courtney Smith was granted a three-year protection order last October after alleging a series of domestic violence incidents. Zach Smith was fired as Ohio State’s receivers coach in July before preseason training camp. He first joined the Buckeyes’ coaching staff under then-head coach Urban Meyer in 2012.

Zach Smith was released from the Delaware County Jail on Friday.

 

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Not to threadjack, and not a lawyer, but I do work at an elementary school in Texas. Stuff like this is becoming all too common. 

The non-custodial parent trying to use the school to gain access to the kids. The amount of paperwork, phone calls, and flags in records

that our front office has to deal with is just mind blowing. Sadly crazy, stupid, pissed off parents may very well be the next demographic to shoot up a school. 

30 minutes ago, CoTex said:

Disagree in part.  Not all probate is equal.  There's the high wealth - trust and tax planned - client and that work is pretty clean and lucrative.  Then there's the "I want daddy's bass boat" crowd that will make you scratch your head.

I think you inadvertently over-generalized and I just thought I should point it out.

Carry on now.

*I want Daddy's bass boat that's only half paid for.

Why was she there 3 hours early?

I assume she was there to pick up the kids from school. He showed up to try to get them instead of waiting until 6pm when his visitation started.
1 minute ago, EE2B said:


I assume she was there to pick up the kids from school. He showed up to try to get them instead of waiting until 6pm when his visitation started.

Makes sense. Didn’t read anything about a scheduled visitation. 

I’m going to start saying that whenever possible.

I’m going to take it up a notch even further. I’m going to remove the contraction. “I cannot be destroyed”!

Yeah he’s an idiot. Shocking. And as usual is playing the victim. No, your kids will not be thanking everyone later in life. You know what every child doesn’t want? Tweets from their father after the divorce from their mother calling her a crazy bitch. Tweets that will forever be on the internet. That will be some fun therapy later. 

I surmise in the decree, there is a set exchange location at 6pm. And because you had a history of hitting your wife, she doesn’t meet you, the kids are probably dropped off by a 3rd party. So she goes to pick up the kids at 3pm from school to later have them ready for you at 6pm. Instead of waiting for the 6pm exchange, and because you’re super smart, you think it would be easier to go to the school to pick up your kids. The school has probably been informed of the situation and upon seeing you, calls the police because you are not supposed to be near your ex-wife (yes, for that whole spousal abuse thing). 

And again, because you’re super stable, and it’s all about your kids, your tweet a manifesto to the world airing dirty laundry. 

Way to go asshole

 

 

Zach is clearly the victim here. Just wait till the podcast drops, it will be clear to the whole world.

Superdad Can't be Destroyed! 

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1 hour ago, The Earl of Texas said:

This guy needs to move to a farm, things ain’t working out in Urban environments 

He needs to get a horse and live in the mountains someplace and don’t bother anybody.

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Nobody up there seems to understand the law except he and his lawyer. Must be terribly frustrating. 

Yet he's always the one getting arrested.

I don’t like that this is distracting him from his primary objective: becoming an awesome podcaster and making himself look like a jackass while trying to smear the Hermans. 

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

Those poor kids were fucked at birth.

Dude, that’s gross. 

3 hours ago, EE2B said:


I assume she was there to pick up the kids from school. He showed up to try to get them instead of waiting until 6pm when his visitation started.

After listening to the 911 call, she claims he couldn’t see the kids until he completed a class of some sort which he hadn’t done yet.

Can she get him for libel for writing on Twitter that she has been in contempt of court?

this seems like a very acrimonious and vindictive situation. 

6 hours ago, CoTex said:

Disagree in part.  Not all probate is equal.  There's the high wealth - trust and tax planned - client and that work is pretty clean and lucrative.  Then there's the "I want daddy's bass boat" crowd that will make you scratch your head.

I think you inadvertently over-generalized and I just thought I should point it out.

Carry on now.

Not planning- probate.  All I did was liquid NW north of 10MM.  Easily the worst.  When there’s that much at stake, every fourth cousin thrice removed comes out of the woodwork represented by their buddy from Grenada Tech Law School and telling some sob story to try to bust the trusts and will. 

so much winning for zach....if this is what winning is like who wants to lose

Not to threadjack, and not a lawyer, but I do work at an elementary school in Texas. Stuff like this is becoming all too common. 
The non-custodial parent trying to use the school to gain access to the kids. The amount of paperwork, phone calls, and flags in records
that our front office has to deal with is just mind blowing. Sadly crazy, stupid, pissed off parents may very well be the next demographic to shoot up a school. 

Yes, Zach seems like the perfectly temperamental candidate to go to his kids schools guns ablazing
After listening to the 911 call, she claims he couldn’t see the kids until he completed a class of some sort which he hadn’t done yet.
How embarrassing

"he couldn’t see the kids until he completed a class of some sort which he hadn’t done yet."

 

Zach ain't come to play no school.

For context, Richard Larimer is Courtney's biological father.

 

 

 

 

 

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3 hours ago, Nolacycling said:

The "middle of May" is almost here. 

 

Your honor, I would like to submit these tweets as exhibits G through R in regards to the instability claim 

 

Zach Smith is all Ohio all the time, that great buckeye network. 

 

Zach has not changed, this is the lunatic Urban mentored. 

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Seriously, wow.  I don't know why I'm surprised he continues to double down on stupid.  

Asshole has zero awareness or a single friend who will tell him what a fool he is making of himself.  

34 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Wait, so a Coke head wife beater is calling another dude a Coke head wife beater?  Takes one to know one?

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