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4 hours ago, Parliament said:

Says TH ran some kinda "flight attendant pimp ring" outta Dallas. Kinky.

Someone might want to let Zach know the H in UH stands for Houston.

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32 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Just go with it. He's gonna drop one bomb each episode and tease 3 more. But you gotta listen to the who 60 minutes to get it.

And who's the other guy with him?

Without listening, I’d guess Billy Liucci. They’re equally credible and out of touch with reality. 

3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Without listening, I’d guess Billy Liucci. They’re equally credible and out of touch with reality. 

Well, Billy does have a history of hanging out with coke addicts, so it wouldn't be too big of a stretch.

He could be telling us where Jimmy Hoffa is actually buried and what happened to Amelia Earhart and he doesn't have enough credibility to get someone to cross the street to verify his claims.  It'll be a crazy, coke fueled, short ride back to obscurity.  

1 hour ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

Starts this thing with a story about the school president getting blown by a dude

Says “ had you goin huh?”

Says it’s completely false

Says rest of the podcasts are stories you’re suppose to believe 

Says, with dictionary in hand and big words written down, he has been targeted by the justice system. 

 

And thats a summary of the first 6 minutes. Holy shit Batman. I don’t know if his business model should start out with a giant lie considering no one believes his stupid fucking ass in the first place.  

That's his schtick?  Slander someone, then say "it was only a joke..... wink, wink," to avoid getting his ass sued back to the stone ages?  Bold strategy.  

28 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Anyone know what "articles of contempt" and "MAJOR" violations he's talking about?  And who is Donkey Teeth?

All this build up for that?

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I'm not going to type out everything he said in his 10 minutes of audio. Don't be a lazy fuck and just listen. I told you where to start.

I just can't fathom in what world any lawyer would allow his client to make a fucking podcast and "spill the beans" on all the dark secrets of, let's be honest, pretty powerful men in the coaching profession. Playing a recorded call from a random slut does not make his case any stronger. What a fucking sociopath this guy is. He is a wife beating shitstain, and thanks to Al Gore, he now gets a tiny podium to spew his bullshit. I really hope he eventually gets Chip Brown on his podcast, after a few cocktails. That would be comedy gold. 

I also hear Taylor Hamm is available for podcast interviews. 

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I'm not going to type out everything he said in his 10 minutes of audio. Don't be a lazy fuck and just listen. I told you where to start.

So put your phone on talk to text and set it by the computer speaker.
I just can't fathom in what world any lawyer would allow his client to make a fucking podcast and "spill the beans" on all the dark secrets of, let's be honest, pretty powerful men in the coaching profession. Playing a recorded call from a random slut does not make his case any stronger. What a fucking sociopath this guy is. He is a wife beating shitstain, and thanks to Al Gore, he now gets a tiny podium to spew his bullshit. I really hope he eventually gets Chip Brown on his podcast, after a few cocktails. That would be comedy gold. 
I also hear Taylor Hamm is available for podcast interviews. 
He doesn't have a lawyer and he doesnt have a case.
3 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Hm, someone ought to ask Zach what it does to kids when a man weaponizes his fists against a woman. Since he’s pretty practiced in that arena.

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14 minutes ago, Sejjr said:
I just can't fathom in what world any lawyer would allow his client to make a fucking podcast and "spill the beans" on all the dark secrets of, let's be honest, pretty powerful men in the coaching profession. Playing a recorded call from a random slut does not make his case any stronger. What a fucking sociopath this guy is. He is a wife beating shitstain, and thanks to Al Gore, he now gets a tiny podium to spew his bullshit. I really hope he eventually gets Chip Brown on his podcast, after a few cocktails. That would be comedy gold. 
I also hear Taylor Hamm is available for podcast interviews. 

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He doesn't have a lawyer and he doesnt have a case.

Might need one soon.

He's gonna put the SYSTEM on trial. 

What a fucking pathetic loser. 

You guys are way overthinking this.  Most of what he's saying is BS (although I do wanna hear what he as to say about Warriner).  Maybe Herman boinked stewardesses in Dallas.  Or maybe not.  I don't mind if he did.

ZS is the kind of douche you just have to listen to and enjoy.  Let us enjoy him for as long as he lasts.

PS.  He's gonna say some real shitty things about Michelle.  Just you wait.

12 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Might need one soon.

Would he listen to his lawyer if he had one?

Closing out angry video rants at the edge of your restraining order at a girl's softball game with "menace to society" is exactly how you want to start your custody battle.  

19 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

He's trying to sound like Jim Rome.  

*slaps microphone*

Just gave myself a tongue for that take.......... 

Phenomenal.......... 

39 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

After the donkey show...

I thought he used them in the show.

So how does one join Herman's stewardess sex club? Asking for a friend...

1 hour ago, Sejjr said:

So how does one join Herman's stewardess sex club? Asking for a friend...

So... the rumors are true? You really are a stewardess? 

6 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

So... the rumors are true? You really are a stewardess? 

Nah, just your plain old ordinary garden-variety slut, lol

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2 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

After the donkey show...

It ain't a real donkey show unless the Mexican Superman is there...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

... or the Cuban one, but that's probably too long ago.

 

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Heh heh. Heh heh heh. You said "too long". Heh heh. /Beavis

 

3 hours ago, Chooky said:

Closing out angry video rants at the edge of your restraining order at a girl's softball game with "menace to society" is exactly how you want to start your custody battle.  

And I’m sure her lawyers won’t have any use for the bile he spewing over the internet in the form of his podcast and other social media. Probably won’t even bring it up in court. 

I haven’t been following along. Has UT fired Herman yet with all the dirt Zach had on him?

I think they actually gave him an extension worth a boat load of money just days before the podcast debut. That’s how much they were concerned. 

18 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

I think they actually gave him an extension worth a boat load of money just days before the podcast debut. That’s how much they were concerned. 

Ok.  Cool.  Hook 'em.

I dont know man. Im kinda stoked our coach mighta allegedly snorted coke off a stripper and has orgies with stewardesses.
And why zach still call hisself coach?
Mfer aint no fuckin coach

4 minutes ago, williemackgarza said:

I dont know man. Im kinda stoked our coach mighta allegedly snorted coke off a stripper and has orgies with stewardesses.
And why zach still call hisself coach?
Mfer aint no fuckin coach

With his wife watching!  Legend!

17 minutes ago, Here’s the deal said:

With his wife watching participating!  Legend!

fify

21 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

Too much build up, not enough delivery.

 

His ex-wife probably experienced that for years.

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