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Post a picture of your cousin's daughter and we'll be able to extrapolate your cousin's hotness and decide if your boner was warranted or creepy and incestuous.  

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It is my opinion that in oklahoma, the band name "Incestuous Boner" would be very popular.  

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Post a picture of your cousin's daughter and we'll be able to extrapolate your cousin's hotness and decide if your boner was warranted or creepy and incestuous.  

These are from her LFL FB page. 3f3d1cbcada3d5b43b9b4605e4e21f17.jpg9b7b722f8606d4201932ea5516f5316b.jpg

 

3 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

It is my opinion that in oklahoma, the band name "Incestuous Boner" would be very popular.  

Opinion?  They're doing a 3 month residency at the Winstar World Casino and Resort (conveniently located off I35 in Thackerville, OK)

4 minutes ago, Modessit said:

These are from her FB page. 3f3d1cbcada3d5b43b9b4605e4e21f17.jpg9b7b722f8606d4201932ea5516f5316b.jpg

Boner.....APPROVED!

I'm guessing she plays tight end?

Edited by Lhorn

Boner.....APPROVED!
I'm guessing she plays tight end?
I have no idea. Didn't even know she was playing. Met her for the first time at a family reunion 3 years ago. Her mom is about 4" shorter and brunette.



3rd or 4th cousin twice removed.


So from your cousin to now 3rd or 4th cousin.

What do you do on the weekends in jasper?
3 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Zach Smith is a pederast?

I'm not surprised in the least.

8 Year olds Dude.

6 hours ago, markstanco said:

What do you do on the weekends in jasper?

 

I used to live in Jasper so this hits close to my cousin’s home 

7 hours ago, Parliament said:

Wait what? Your cousin gave you boners?

 

 

It was the weirdest boner to be fair.

Ladies of the LFL 

 

needs to have its own thread.

 

 

8 hours ago, Modessit said:
8 hours ago, Lhorn said:
Boner.....APPROVED!
I'm guessing she plays tight end?

I have no idea. Didn't even know she was playing. Met her for the first time at a family reunion 3 years ago. Her mom is about 4" shorter and brunette.

Pics of mom or GTFO !

9 hours ago, Modessit said:
9 hours ago, Lhorn said:
Boner.....APPROVED!
I'm guessing she plays tight end?

I have no idea. Didn't even know she was playing. Met her for the first time at a family reunion 3 years ago. Her mom is about 4" shorter and brunette.

Alyssa Stongle. I'm searching for mom pics now.

 

 

 

Two things here.
1) That other douche on the podcast with him? Must be his lawyer Brad Koffel.
2) They're getting radio play.f727abb61f19162b108c54977ead7113.jpg

On 5/23/2019 at 10:58 PM, Modessit said:

These are from her LFL FB page. 3f3d1cbcada3d5b43b9b4605e4e21f17.jpg9b7b722f8606d4201932ea5516f5316b.jpg

 

Using a first cousin hall pass here folks..  all day and night long.

2 hours ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

Using a first cousin hall pass here folks..  all day and night long.

I understand what you are saying but just to be clear, that’s the first cousins daughter. I think the first cousin is also pictured about I’m guessing the one on the right?

On 5/24/2019 at 4:53 AM, Steel Shank said:


Oh man! I could cut diamonds with my boner right now.

That is from Richard Pryor, so that means your are old enough to not be able to cut much of anything for long anymore.

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43 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

That is from Richard Pryor, so that means your are old enough to not be able to cut much of anything for long anymore.

Mock now, but your time is inevitable too.

I understand what you are saying but just to be clear, that’s the first cousins daughter. I think the first cousin is also pictured about I’m guessing the one on the right?

Technically, her (LFL girl) grandmother and my grandmother were sisters with a big age gap. So my mom and her mom were first cousins even though her mom is only 4 or 5 years older than me. I don't know what that makes my relationship to daughter.

 

Technically, her (LFL girl) grandmother and my grandmother were sisters with a big age gap. So my mom and her mom were first cousins even though her mom is only 4 or 5 years older than me. I don't know what that makes my relationship to daughter. 

So wrong and so right in parts of the country.
7 hours ago, Parliament said:

What the fuck is going on here.

Incest.

9 hours ago, Modessit said:

Technically, her (LFL girl) grandmother and my grandmother were sisters with a big age gap. So my mom and her mom were first cousins even though her mom is only 4 or 5 years older than me. I don't know what that makes my relationship to daughter.

 

Second cousin as your the second generation of cousins. 

Edited by ShaggyBevo RIP

On 5/24/2019 at 11:07 AM, Modessit said:


 

 


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That woman on the right reminds me of an old SNL skit (Nora Dunn, Jan Hooks, Phil Hartman). 

Judge, "And what is your occupation, ma'am?"

Plaintiff: "Uh, your honor---I am a barfly." 

Judge, "Am I to understand that you hang around bars waiting for men to buy you drinks?  Hoping one of them will marry you?"
 

Plaintiff: "Uh, that is correct."  

5 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Incest.

Well in all fairness, he only dreamed of incest. She wanted nothing to do with him.

3 hours ago, cmontexas said:

What about a step cousin?

Shut up, Jonah!  

3 hours ago, cmontexas said:

What about a step cousin?

Or, step-cousin thrice removed..?

This may be a screen shot of Zach & his significant other at an earlier point:

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On 5/23/2019 at 10:58 PM, Modessit said:

These are from her LFL FB page. 3f3d1cbcada3d5b43b9b4605e4e21f17.jpg9b7b722f8606d4201932ea5516f5316b.jpg

 

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On 5/26/2019 at 8:41 PM, Parliament said:

What the fuck is going on here.

Roll Tide?

15 hours ago, kopp0e said:

This may be a screen shot of Zach & his significant other at an earlier point:

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this isn't important right now

A new pod was dropped. Just listened to it. Nothing about Tom Herman, except for his sponsor promo code is HERMAN. It's really him talking shit about Ed Warinner and how incompetent he was at coaching and recruiting. 

One thing to take away? He said Tim Beck was unfairly scapegoated for Ohio State not winning the 2015 national championship. So do with that what you will. 

Oh, and he bragged about fucking his ex wife to get back at her. He's a swell fellow. 

 

http://media.blubrry.com/menace2societypodcast/content.blubrry.com/menace2societypodcast/m2s_002.mp3

 

On 5/23/2019 at 10:58 PM, Modessit said:

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mmmm

  • 3 weeks later...

So no news on his podcast...apparently has some funny stories and lots of trash talk about Herman, as you'd expect.

Who’s the chick?   

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

Who’s the chick?   

Prolly a former stewardess?

For “Healthy buttocks” Airlines?   

I’d like to wear it as a hat.  

39 minutes ago, Lobo said:

For “Healthy buttocks” Airlines?   

I’d like to wear it as a hat.  

I was thinking more along the lines of balaclava...

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