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2 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I would bet at least 2/3rds of FBS head coaches have something like this in their closet, if not more.

Bill Snyder is the only Big 12 coach I can’t see screwing co-eds

Don't be so naive about purple wizard, he conjures whatever he desires.  Coaches cheating on their wives, probably >90% have those skeletons, at least he was banging chicks. 

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It's insane that you can basically become "famous" by beating your wife. I've said lots of dumb shit while drunk, and never once ended up on an ESPN ticker.

2 minutes ago, Richter said:

You guys are nuts... Bill Snyder smashes coeds every night.

He can hammer a six-inch spike through a board with his penis.

Just now, BigXII said:

It's insane that you can basically become "famous" by beating your wife. I've said lots of dumb shit while drunk, and never once ended up on an ESPN ticker.

It's funny how his tirade accusing Tom of cheating on his wife says that Tom is a bad person......coming from a guy who physically abused his wife.

Who is working on the "Ok Cool. Hook Em" T shirts? I'm down to buy one.

2 minutes ago, BigXII said:

It's insane that you can basically become "famous" by beating your wife. I've said lots of dumb shit while drunk, and never once ended up on an ESPN ticker.

The Kardashians built an empire on much less.

47 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Iowa State girl

 

 

This man over here is a saint!

1 minute ago, BigXII said:

It's insane that you can basically become "famous" by beating your wife. I've said lots of dumb shit while drunk, and never once ended up on an ESPN ticker.

"Infamous" is the word you're looking for, he was convicted in public and ruined his career for the near future  

And he's adding around 5 years to his sentence with every tweet.

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8 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I would bet at least 2/3rds of FBS head coaches have something like this in their closet, if not more.

Bill Snyder is the only Big 12 coach I can’t see screwing co-eds

Shit, we had a head coach here in San Marcos who would regularly go drinking downtown, bring coeds back to his office, and use the football A/V equipment to film them having sex.

Not endorsing it, just saying that it happens.  Not that I've ever done it.  My department doesn't have A/V equipment.

Hey Zach, take the loss, pussy.


Hey Zach, Beat it! No, not literally you asshole.
2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Shit, we had a head coach here in San Marcos who would regularly go drinking downtown, bring coeds back to his office, and use the football A/V equipment to film them having sex.

Not endorsing it, just saying that it happens.  Not that I've ever done it.  My department doesn't have A/V equipment.

Please tell me this was Fran.. please tell me this was Fran..

1 hour ago, demos said:


You’re assuming any actual journalist takes Smith seriously or believes he has any credibility.

I think you underestimate the industry known as "journalism".

2 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Does the name Joey Freshwater mean anything to you?

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1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

Smith also has no leverage now that the embarrassing information is public. He also will never get a job. 

He is going to regret these tweets when he comes down from this coke bender. 

That’s the thing I wonder about people like him who become infamous. How the hell do they earn a living doing anything. To be a janitor, you still need to go through HR and the whole hiring process. Not that we should feel sorry for a scumbag who beat his wife and was ordering dildos to the Woody Hayes athletic center. They were so big they looked like tackling dummies

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6 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Please tell me this was Fran.. please tell me this was Fran..

Oh hell no.

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

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God I wish Tom would have sent the jenniferlawrenceokay.gif but this is almost just as good!

14 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Pee like a champion, even while drinking alcohol!

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I guess, if Texas A&M ever has an opening for an abusive wife beater, maybe putting Herm on blast will endere fans for Zach to be hired as assistant coach..?

The amusing part of all this is it puts the focus back on Urban Meyer for employing this piece of shit and covering for him as long as he did. So yeah, you're going scorched earth, Zack, but Urban's going to be the one who gets more burned by it.

Herman needs to get some hush money to this dude stat

And contribute to the bender more? What do you think Urban is probably doing?
4 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

"Contact me". Translation: I need more money for coke and legal fees.

this is what happens if you are anywhere near Urban Meyer's universe and being at the shithole that is Columbus just makes it worse.  Charlie was probably a fish out of water near that guy.

1 minute ago, thepop said:

I would buy this but I hate the gap between ok cool and hookem.

I would buy it but Gildan shirts suck ass

The University is fully aware of Tom’s past. That is what held up the offer originally.

He says he's getting revenge because TH "condemned" him, but did he?  At least publicly?  I know the Herman's sent his Ex some money but when the scandal hit the fan, I don't recall Herman saying anything bad about Smith.  they pretty much stayed out of it.

I guess a lunatic is entitled to have skewed view of reality.

24 minutes ago, South Austin said:

He can hammer a six-inch spike through a board with his penis.

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TEXAS vs ohio state gonna get interesting in 2025-26.....

COLUMBUS, Ohio -- A coaching battle between Urban Meyer and Tom Herman will have to wait a few more years.

Ohio State and Texas have pushed their home-and-home series back from 2022-23 to 2025-26, the teams announced on Wednesday. The Longhorns will host the 2025 game, and Herman, should he and Meyer be in their respective jobs that long, will return to Columbus the following year.

Texas announced on Wednesday that it will now play Alabama in 2022 and 2023.

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4 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

TEXAS vs ohio state gonna get interesting in 2025-26.....

COLUMBUS, Ohio -- A coaching battle between Urban Meyer and Tom Herman will have to wait a few more years.

Ohio State and Texas have pushed their home-and-home series back from 2022-23 to 2025-26, the teams announced on Wednesday. The Longhorns will host the 2025 game, and Herman, should he and Meyer be in their respective jobs that long, will return to Columbus the following year.

Texas announced on Wednesday that it will now play Alabama in 2022 and 2023.

!remindme in 7 years haha

This is why Urban Meyer has been on the edge as well, this dude Zach is not stable and will drop bombs on all the skeletons in everyone's closets.

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Urban wonders where is Aaron Hernandez when he really needs his special skills.    

"Crucified" is an interesting word choice.  It usually doesn't mean get exactly what you deserve for being a piece of shit.

1 hour ago, Otter said:

Herman needs to get some hush money to this dude stat

We do not negotiate with terrorists.....especially the coked out variety.  He'll croak on his own soon enough

 

 

 

46 minutes ago, deter said:

Hey Zach, take the loss, pussy.

Yep

Other fanbases out having a field day at Smith's expense (these are Ole Miss guys):

 

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44 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I would bet at least 2/3rds of FBS head coaches have something like this in their closet, if not more.

Bill Snyder is the only Big 12 coach I can’t see screwing co-eds

Bill Snyder wouldn't have screwed students....for he just didn't have time for such tomfoolery.  

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