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Never get in a legal conflict with a school that produces lawyers by the barrel full.

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But what if Zach Smith has more money than the University of Texas system, and can bury us with his top tier legal team?

This whole thing reminds me of the episode of Seinfeld when Jerry tells Kramer who tells Sally Weaver that she sucks at comedy so she basically launches a whole new career going around telling people how much she hates Jerry Seinfeld (Zach Smith being Sally Weaver and Tom Herman being Jerry). She even read a cease and desist letter to the audience in that episode.

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6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The middle finger response is interesting because it appears he took the logo off of the dunce cap.  Probably just a coincidence. 

http://mobile.twitter.com/mmmaustin/status/1164192436039688193/photo/1

Good eye.

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What is an ‘ENACE’ 2 SOCIETY, Zach?   Because phonetically, ENACE sounds a lot like Anus.  And you are very much an Anus to Society.  So well done.  Unless some letters got cropped out of that photo because you’re as good at computers as you are at preventing domestic violence.  

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3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

What is an ‘ENACE’ 2 SOCIETY, Zach?   Because phonetically, ENACE sounds a lot like Anus.  And you are very much an Anus to Society.  So well done.  Unless some letters got cropped out of that photo because you’re as good at computers as you are at preventing domestic violence.  

That's Twitter cropping.

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Yeah dude, i realized that.  I just finally got a reason to call him the Anus of college football and the opportunity finally presented itself.  

DP

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The cease and desist letter also talked about Tom Herman's likeness.  The lawyers will still probably go after him even though he removed the longhorn silhouette.

That dumbass is just plain crackerjack stupid...in addition to being crazy and a chickenshit wife beater.

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So now it’s a shirt with actor Dominic Monaghan from Lost wearing a dunce hat.

Lol. It’ll be interesting to see how much money he makes on TShirts for a podcast vs money spent on lawyers


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After shipping +\- tax it’s over $30 for a novelty T shirt which no one will understand. I hope he’s putting in job applications elsewhere. I don’t see him moving much merch.


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16 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

That dumbass is just plain crackerjack stupid...in addition to being crazy and a chickenshit wife beater.

He doesn't even have privacy set on his domain name...all his details are there.  He's in a poor position to be calling anyone else a dunce.

3 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

He doesn't even have privacy set on his domain name...all his details are there.  He's in a poor position to be calling anyone else a dunce.

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4 hours ago, kevwun said:

Never get in a legal conflict with a school that produces lawyers by the barrel full.

It's not like he has anything to lose. 

If he puts the shirts up for sale, he’s giving Texas a reason to squash him like a bug, and they will. He’ll tweet about it right up until he’s forced to shut the fuck up as part of a settlement that spares him bankruptcy so long as he redirects his aim in some other direction for the rest of his miserable life. I honestly think he’s dumb enough to open that door. 

Lets hope so otherwise what am I going to do with all this popcorn I just made?

He will manage to make a run of a few hundred shirts before he's totally shut down.  And whatever the equivalent of Ohio is in Africa, those are the only places you'll see his shirt after they're all confiscated and shipped off.  

Serious question-----what is the Ohio equivalent of Africa?  I'm gonna say Uganda.  

Yes, zach is the poster boy for proper parental behavior.
Everyone is out to get him..his ex, exes boyfriend, kids school admin, cth, everyone.
Sounds delusional enough to be an aggy.
Maybe he and karen could hook up?
What could possibly go wrong.?




Serious question-----what is the Ohio equivalent of Africa?  I'm gonna say Uganda.  


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6 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Can’t we just arrange to have him killed?

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2 hours ago, Lobo said:

He will manage to make a run of a few hundred shirts before he's totally shut down.  And whatever the equivalent of Ohio is in Africa, those are the only places you'll see his shirt after they're all confiscated and shipped off.  

Serious question-----what is the Ohio equivalent of Africa?  I'm gonna say Uganda.  

Someplace with Ebola, AIDS and civil war would be close enough for government work.  I'm gonna go with Congo.

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10 hours ago, kevwun said:

Never get in a legal conflict with a school that produces lawyers by the barrel full.

 

         "Never get involved in a land war in Asia..."

 

 

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10 hours ago, utee94 said:

A scare tactic?  Does he think they're not going to follow through?  It is their job, it's what they are actually, legitimately paid to do.

That's a completely foreign concept to him.  

He will manage to make a run of a few hundred shirts before he's totally shut down.  And whatever the equivalent of Ohio is in Africa, those are the only places you'll see his shirt after they're all confiscated and shipped off.  
Serious question-----what is the Ohio equivalent of Africa?  I'm gonna say Uganda.  
Uganda? Cool.... Where is that?
24 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:
3 hours ago, Lobo said:
He will manage to make a run of a few hundred shirts before he's totally shut down.  And whatever the equivalent of Ohio is in Africa, those are the only places you'll see his shirt after they're all confiscated and shipped off.  
Serious question-----what is the Ohio equivalent of Africa?  I'm gonna say Uganda.  

Uganda? Cool.... Where is that?

https://images.app.goo.gl/XBvEUQ3Ezz58KbYC7

 

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4 hours ago, Lobo said:

He will manage to make a run of a few hundred shirts before he's totally shut down.  And whatever the equivalent of Ohio is in Africa, those are the only places you'll see his shirt after they're all confiscated and shipped off.  

Serious question-----what is the Ohio equivalent of Africa?  I'm gonna say Uganda.  

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12 hours ago, Lobo said:

He will manage to make a run of a few hundred shirts before he's totally shut down.  And whatever the equivalent of Ohio is in Africa, those are the only places you'll see his shirt after they're all confiscated and shipped off.  

Serious question-----what is the Ohio equivalent of Africa?  I'm gonna say Uganda.  

Equatorial Guinea. Total shithole. Malaria, Ebola, people fucking monkeys. Which is the equivalent of people fucking their sisters in Ohio. Standard practice.

Not only is this guy piece of shit, he is just as smart as one.  You might as well take on the Vatican.  Texas lawyers will bleed him dry just cause they can.

That hot broad said, "release"  

23 hours ago, Armybrat said:

That dumbass is just plain crackerjack stupid...in addition to being crazy and a chickenshit wife beater.

misspelled crackhead

23 hours ago, Lhorn said:

After shipping +\- tax it’s over $30 for a novelty T shirt which no one will understand. I hope he’s putting in job applications elsewhere. I don’t see him moving much merch.


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And he's made himself unhirable because he looks like a vindictive bitch. His name is all over the interwebs. 

3 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

And he's made himself unhirable because he looks like a vindictive bitch. His name is all over the interwebs. 

Guelfi Firenze isn't hiring?

hmm, i followed her tweet down the rabbit hole to her blog.  good christ almighty, how is that dude allowed to roam free anywhere?

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seriously, what is the deal with midwestern white trash guys like this with their shaved heads and oversized beards and pathetic, machismo bullshit?  why do they seem to be everywhere these days? 

"...I am getting help now, and am not going to argue that to you. But I am irate and will have my revenge."

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Dude is a complete mess. Death threats, sexualizing a 16 year old, ignoring a restraining order because “the cops don’t understand the law”, threatening revenge on everyone because he claims to have a chemical/mental issue, etc.

We spend so much time talking about mental health issues, especially regarding gun control, and this guy is being ignored while spewing his insanity on podcasts, social media, and anywhere else he can find an audience. He seems like a completely unhinged, deranged person in need of serious help. I don’t understand how that isn’t enough to have him involuntarily committed if not actually arrested.

After reading that, he is a prime candidate for the Manson “ Family”.

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