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7 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

At the very least, if this was true, we'd have heard about it back when Jackson won Heisman as a sophomore. 

And that story may have come out when Herman's U of H squad shut down Lamar Jackson in his Heisman year. 

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3 hours ago, Lobo said:

Who knew Zach Smith would end up being the more honorable one in this scenario?   Longhorn Football Head Coach Tom Herman is a fucking Charlatan.  ]

Y’all are confusing a guy you don’t like because he doesn’t do things the way you want with an actual wife beating piece of shit who should have his skull caved in. Get some perspective.  

Yes, and my perspective on Zach goes back several posts on this thread.  He's human shit and there are steps we can take to make sure he never gets a paying job for the rest of his life and dies in prison.  I should have just said, on this particular football issue-he was right and Herman was wrong.  But I phrased it wrong, as per usual.  

Zach needs to die in prison and is a fraud in almost every walk of life.    Herman is a fraud on many football issues.  Tom seems like a nice person and good family man, I'd like to see Zach murdered in prison.

4 hours ago, Nope said:

 

Y'all are reading this all wrong. Jackson told the staff that he himself was too dumb to play qb. He just needed some self confidence

BTW, what a strange and fascinating coincidence that this tweet came out not long after it was rumored that Mensa was potentially looking to hire a valued member away from Smith's beloved tOSU. How interesting!  Totally unrelated, I'm sure.

6 hours ago, campcrunk said:

BTW, what a strange and fascinating coincidence that this tweet came out not long after it was rumored that Mensa was potentially looking to hire a valued member away from Smith's beloved tOSU. How interesting!  Totally unrelated, I'm sure.

Agree. Zachy boy is not the type to resent successful OSU offensive coaches climbing the ranks while his own career remains in shattered ruins. Plus he’s too busy getting rich off his dope ass podcast and sick merch store.

Lamar Jackson scored a 13 on the Wonderlic, which is in the lowest quartile of all test takers.  It stands to reason that Herman might have the assessment that Lamar Jackson might struggle with some of the nuances of the QB position.  I also suspect dozens of other recruiters had similar concerns.  Perhaps he would have been a great safety - I kid.

That said, Ohio State had and recruited the following QBs when Herman was around (and associated wonderlic): Braxton Miller (9, 19 on  retest), Cardale Jones (25), JT Barrett (19).

Fwiw, he was offered by Nebraska's Tim Beck :)

I think he would have tweeted that during Lamar Jackson's total video game campaign during his Heisman winning Sophomore season at Louisville and not several years later when he might be NFL MVP.

16 hours ago, Lobo said:

I should have just said, on this particular football issue-he was right and Herman was wrong.  But I phrased it wrong, as per usual.

Knowing Zach's past history this could be unadulterated bullshit with the sole purpose of making Herman, his arch-nemesis, look bad.

I mean there are plenty of legitimate items to slam Tom on that we've seen just in his three seasons at Texas, we don't need any potentially fabricated bullshit stories from Zach Smith.

Well I mean there's the fact that Lamar Jackson had an Ohio State offer.

Zack seems like he’s trying to create a college football infowars. Grid iron Alex Jones. fucking idiot attention whore 
 

 

Damn. I can’t believe Cardale Jones scored a 25 on it.

He was a self-admitted screwoff and goof off. But hearing him talk today he comes across as a rather intelligent man.
Zack seems like he’s trying to create a college football infowars. Grid iron Alex Jones. fucking idiot attention whore   

 

 

I listened to his first few podcasts. He'd talk about a certain subject for a bit and I'd think, "Wow. Is he going legit?" Then he'd go off on something that reminds you he's an asshole douchebag misogynist.  

I stopped following him on Twitter last summer. Has his program changed at all?

 

 

 

 

 

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Enjoy the anal rape, Zach!

 

He’ll finally have some compelling content for his podcast

Come on Zach, get to twitter and tell us how the system fucked you. Find a way, don’t let them win.

15 minutes ago, Goodman said:

Come on Zach, get to twitter and tell us how the system fucked you. Find a way, don’t let them win.

A real man would double dog dare that judge to un-suspend even more of that sentence 

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On 8/26/2019 at 11:51 AM, sushihorn said:

This level of hubris says ZS thought he was bulletproof.

Well, if he was wearing all of that stuff at the same time he probably was.

Kind of unfortunate for Tom Herman that this guy's 15 minutes are up. Doing the right thing with regard to the Zach & Courtney saga is pretty much Herman's high water mark; without his foil (such as Zach is), there's nothing to keep the Herman-angst from continuing to fester. Oh, well. Hook 'em.

16 minutes ago, Goodman said:

Come on Zach, get to twitter and tell us how the system fucked you. Find a way, don’t let them win.

Zach and Antonio Brown should get a room.

Zach is going to fit right in. He might even have a good time.

Hope he's stocked up on jelly.

On 12/22/2019 at 7:04 PM, TexasMan said:

Zach Smith is a wife beater. What a horrible take. 

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1 hour ago, Goodman said:

Come on Zach, get to twitter and tell us how the system fucked you. Find a way, don’t let them win.

Obviously it was Tom Herman who paid off the judge.  

180 days sounds about right, but getting 160 of them dropped? Is that common?

6 minutes ago, Parliament said:

180 days sounds about right, but getting 160 of them dropped? Is that common?

Very common in Texas. Don’t know about Ohio

1 hour ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

so he wore a shirt that basically says, "Pound Me" to his first day of prison?  Poor bastard.    And yeah, I know it's a "hash-tag" you dipshits, but do you really think the seasoned bruthas in cell block C are gonna know anything about twitter. They remember it as the "pound sign" from the last phone call they made to the outside...in 2004.  Asking for more condoms and shivs.  This gone get real...

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2 hours ago, MoJames said:

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I'll be in my bunk.

I heard that the trick is - either kick somebody's ass or become somebody's bitch the first day. Then you'll be fine.

Too bad Zach Smith feels no shame and will learn nothing from this. And luckily for him, stalking and abusing his wife actually endeared him even more to the buckeyes. He's rockin' a blue checkmark now! Buckeye nation has his back. 

 

Most importantly, what about the podcast? Dozens of central Ohio residents are gonna be upset.

I know Buckeye fans are more likely to listen since he has real Buckeye cred now, but can you podcast from prison?

17 minutes ago, Bevo VIII said:


I’ve always wanted to see the full video of this.

It's buried in a 20 minute Ibiza dance club video.  That's all there is of her.  

The "drugs and alcohol conditions" are what's going to bite him on the ass.


Yup
Hope he's stocked up on jelly.


What if they prefer syrup?
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4 hours ago, Parliament said:

180 days sounds about right, but getting 160 of them dropped? Is that common?

They'll be back when he violates his probation.  

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Looks like she is saying "I am". But to what?
so he wore a shirt that basically says, "Pound Me" to his first day of prison?  Poor bastard.    And yeah, I know it's a "hash-tag" you dipshits, but do you really think the seasoned bruthas in cell block C are gonna know anything about twitter. They remember it as the "pound sign" from the last phone call they made to the outside...in 2004.  Asking for more condoms and shivs.  This gone get real...
You are way overthinking this.

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