Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

#2801
4 minutes ago, markstanco said:
8 hours ago, MoJames said:
Here is a larger version of your avatar.
WSd4Bmx.gif

Looks like she is saying "I am". But to what?

I choose to believe she’s saying aim. 

  • Replies 2.9k
  • Views 387.1k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Urban

  • I hope Tom is not hoping Todd Orlando comes to his defense. Not happening. 

  • This country doesn't care about this, look at who's president for christ's sake. Half of these people who are going to act morally outraged at alleged infidelity (Looking at Aggy) are the same ones we

Posted Images

#2802
8 hours ago, MoJames said:

Here is a larger version of your avatar.

WSd4Bmx.gif

I choose to believe that she is saying “Yep” to the question of “Are they real?”

#2803
9 hours ago, MoJames said:

Here is a larger version of your avatar.

WSd4Bmx.gif

She is answering the question, are you wiling yo do whatever it takes to get rid of Tom Hetman and Shaka Smart, even if that means taking of your shirt in this crowded club?

#2807

Someone should send him some books to read while he's in there.

"The Endgame" by Jeffrey Epstein would probably be appropriate.

#2808
15 hours ago, markstanco said:
On 2/7/2020 at 3:36 PM, MoJames said:
Here is a larger version of your avatar.
WSd4Bmx.gif

Looks like she is saying "I am". But to what?

Excuse me ma'am.  Are you ready for your motorboat?

#2810
16 hours ago, markstanco said:
On 2/7/2020 at 4:36 PM, MoJames said:
Here is a larger version of your avatar.
WSd4Bmx.gif

Looks like she is saying "I am". But to what?

“Ham”  

Not sure if it’s in reference to her ham wallet or the sammich she told told some guy to make.  

#2812
20 hours ago, Bullneck said:

It's buried in a 20 minute Ibiza dance club video.  That's all there is of her.  

What a fucking shame. I was gonna ask where more vids are to getting to fapping 

#2813
17 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

By zach. You disgusting piece of shit.
Dont drop tha soap

Yes, he looks like a person who takes showers. He doesn't look like a hobo on a bath salt binger

#2814
15 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i thought it was filmed in a dance club in prague.

that girl does not look spanish.

Maybe so.  She definitely looks Eastern European.  

 

#2816
On 2/7/2020 at 5:36 PM, Lobo said:

so he wore a shirt that basically says, "Pound Me" to his first day of prison?  Poor bastard.    And yeah, I know it's a "hash-tag" you dipshits, but do you really think the seasoned bruthas in cell block C are gonna know anything about twitter. They remember it as the "pound sign" from the last phone call they made to the outside...in 2004.  Asking for more condoms and shivs.  This gone get real...

Pretty racist.

#2817

You're right, they're most AIM guys.  My bad.  Fucking white prison wardens with their 1000 free minutes of online access diluted down to GP.

#2819
On 2/7/2020 at 1:36 PM, MoJames said:

Here is a larger version of your avatar.

WSd4Bmx.gif

been watching this for about ten minutes straight.. still not tired of it

#2820
On 2/8/2020 at 2:44 PM, Hagbard Celine said:

i thought it was filmed in a dance club in prague.

that girl does not look spanish.

There's a metric fuckton of German, Dutch, and British tourons on Ibiza (and Mallorca).  A drunker lot you'll rarely see.

#2822
On 2/7/2020 at 3:36 PM, MoJames said:

Here is a larger version of your avatar.

WSd4Bmx.gif

I’d vote that this should appear on every topic on surly going forward 

#2827

I would place the U/O on him violating the terms of his probation at 10 months. Only because he will be successful at hiding it for a while.

#2828

Zach: “I hope i draw Podcast this week for prison jobs.  Or at least coach of the inmates football team.  I hope, hope, hope!”  
 

guard (pulling out folded paper from mystery bucket): “let’s see what he draws...and it’s.....shower rape!   Sorry Zach, maybe next week.  Hey chin up buddy, this is an important job.”

Edited by Lobo

#2829
1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

I never been to Ibiza.

But do you kinda like the music?

#2831

she is saying "pay up" for taking her top off at some pay to play offer, reportedly.  thanks for the bigger version.  it is glorious.

  • Author
#2834
2 hours ago, 927 E. 41st said:

I would place the U/O on him violating the terms of his probation at 10 months. Only because he will be successful at hiding it for a while.

I'll take the free money under.

#2838
she is saying "pay up" for taking her top off at some pay to play offer, reportedly.  thanks for the bigger version.  it is glorious.

Looks like a one syllable word to me. Although I have no formal training in lip reading I’ve always assumed that I’d be really good at it. I’m almost certain she’s saying “yam,” perhaps in response to the question “what’s another name for sweet potatoes.”
#2839
6 hours ago, zork said:

she is saying "pay up" for taking her top off at some pay to play offer, reportedly.  thanks for the bigger version.  it is glorious.

Isn't "they are glorious" the proper usage. I"m not sure about the proper English, I was a Bio major.

#2840
19 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

I like Ibiza!    What is it? 

The vast majority of people who have been to Ibiza don't remember a goddamned thing about it. Which is probably for the best -- just because the people you are doing embarrassing things with are incredibly attractive doesn't make the things less embarrassing.

#2843
2 hours ago, 927 E. 41st said:

Isn't "they are glorious" the proper usage. I"m not sure about the proper English, I was a Bio major.

I was referring to the larger image size compared to the avatar size which, while still possible, was not as easy to work with.  The melons themselves are grand, glorious, and appear to be real.

#2844
15 minutes ago, zork said:

I was referring to the larger image size compared to the avatar size which, while still possible, was not as easy to work with.  The melons themselves are grand, glorious, and appear to be real.

I was just trying to be funny.

#2845
My ex and I accidentally went turned up on the gay beach in Ibiza. We had fun there.

Cue the Ken Jeong gif
#2847
14 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

Zach Smith will never make 3 years probation. I give him maybe 6 months before he is back in jail

The only real question remaining is whether its drugs, a violent act or the combo package. Maybe we should have a prediction pool.

#2848
What is it? 

You want it all but you can’t have it. It’s in your face but you can’t grab it.
#2849
12 hours ago, 4th and 5 said:

Zach Smith will never make 3 years probation. I give him maybe 6 months before he is back in jail

Wonder if he's going to have one of those breathalizers to start his car.  Or an ankle alcohol monitor.  If either, I agree with your assessment.

#2850
20 hours ago, 4th and 5 said:

Zach Smith will never make 3 years probation. I give him maybe 6 months before he is back in jail

You underestimate the backlog of most probation officers. I would imagine in Ohio, their apathy reaches astounding proportions. I give it 6 months before he even sees his probation officer.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.