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20 hours ago, 927 E. 41st said:

The only real question remaining is whether its drugs, a violent act or the combo package. Maybe we should have a prediction pool.

Violent act resulting in a blood draw is where I'd put my money.

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22 hours ago, 4th and 5 said:

Zach Smith will never make 3 years probation. I give him maybe 6 months before he is back in jail

Someone will bait him and he won't be able to control himself.

28 minutes ago, smwhorn said:

Someone will bait him and he won't be able to control himself.

If you want me to drive to Ohio, just come right out and say you you want me to drive to Ohio. 

On 2/12/2020 at 3:58 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

You underestimate the backlog of most probation officers. I would imagine in Ohio, their apathy reaches astounding proportions. I give it 6 months before he even sees his probation officer.

I'm guessing either what smwhorn said will go down, or because he obviously never learned not to threaten or hit a woman, he'll be up to his old tricks with his ex-wife again and get his sentence reinstated. The dude is loathsome and it's his way of life.

On 2/12/2020 at 5:46 PM, smwhorn said:

Someone will bait him and he won't be able to control himself.

 

My ex and I accidentally went turned up on the gay beach in Ibiza. We had fun there.
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On 2/8/2020 at 12:10 AM, markstanco said:
On 2/7/2020 at 3:36 PM, MoJames said:
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Looks like she is saying "I am". But to what?

"Bam" 

I always thought she was saying “yep”. 

She saying, “Here you are Kermit, these are for you. They’re your new pillows. Come, lie down and enjoy the fruits of your labor.” The tape is just sped up a little. 

I always thought she was saying “yep”. 
"Pay up."
  • 2 weeks later...

Is he out of jail yet?

 

I only ask, because I'm looking forward to his next arrest.

  • 1 month later...

Bump. Somehow I thought of Zach when I got the vid clip of the good ol' boy talking about the crackhead chick wandering up his driveway and offering him a blowjob and a doughnut for a roll of toilet paper...

I figured, and was actually kind of hoping, that the dude had gotten Coronavirus when I saw this bumped. 

I mean I'm not actively rooting for it, but when I saw it bumped, my thought process was "there must be news about Zach Smith, oh it must be CV related, well I hope he's got it".

That wasn't very nice of me though!!!!!

  • 2 weeks later...
  • 3 months later...

So... does that mean we do t have to care what this fuckface says anymore?

2 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

So... does that mean we do t have to care what this fuckface says anymore?

Did we ever?

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15 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

Any argument for him being somewhat sane is now gone.
 

Thats some next level shit. And......who’s the mother?

His Motel 6 maid. 

46 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

Any argument for him being somewhat sane is now gone.
 

Thats some next level shit. And......who’s the mother?

 

30 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

His Motel 6 maid. 

I'll put $5 down on his Hooters waitress

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53 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

What the fuck

 

 

He has Mensa’s eyes

That’s an odd move.
Sincere blessings and good luck to the little guy. Sometimes the worst people turn into the best parents.

5 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

That’s an odd move.
Sincere blessings and good luck to the little guy. Sometimes the worst people turn into the best parents.

I'm sure the kid's mother will be a wonderful parent.  Hopefully good enough to overcome the father that poor kid is saddles with.

This guy is worse than a fuck up.
Whatever that is.
Poor kid aint got a chance if this shithead is in his life.
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On 8/20/2020 at 9:43 AM, TrashMaster G said:

I'm sure the kid's mother will be a wonderful parent.  Hopefully good enough to overcome the father that poor kid is saddles with.

Hopefully a wolf pack intervenes.  Would be a big step up

I'm sure the kid's mother will be a wonderful parent.  Hopefully good enough to overcome the father that poor kid is saddles with.

You mean the kind of mother that would have a kid with Zach Smith
19 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Well he was half naked on Urban's boat last week.  

Isn’t that the proper attire, if not overdressed, for boating?

49 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Isn’t that the proper attire, if not overdressed, for boating?

Depends on which half.  

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This POS is still all over Twitter trying to shit on Texas:

 

 

 

 

 

nm

 

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10 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

This POS is still all over Twitter trying to shit on Texas:

 

 

 

 

 

Sam wasn't great but why Zach Smith cares about it so much is pathetic. 

Just scares you to death what a proper Evangelical Christian Zach Smith is.  I mean, you look over at him and those leaders he follows, and those that follow him...and it just scares you to death.  

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Fucking unbelievable that this unhinged scumbag was a college football coach.

5 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Fucking unbelievable that this unhinged scumbag was a college football coach.

Sadly we put dogs down that have rabies but not rabid subhumans ...

1 hour ago, Enchubben said:

This POS is still all over Twitter trying to shit on Texas:

 

 

 

 

 

Ok Zach, so why don’t we compare with some of the guys you coach ……………………

What happens first.....Texas loses or Zach gets thrown back in the hoosegow?

Anyone who watched that Tech game and came away thinking that Sam was the weak link needs their head examined. Sam, Josh Moore,  and Dicker were about the only things keeping us in that damn game. 

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1 hour ago, CurlyDumps said:

Fucking unbelievable that this unhinged scumbag was a college football coach.

Really? Lots of programs will put up with anything.

 

 

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1 minute ago, honolulu horn said:

Anyone who watched that Tech game and came away thinking that Sam was the weak link needs their head examined. Sam, Josh Moore,  and Dicker were about the only things keeping us in that damn game. 

zach smith already had his head examined...they didn't find anything. he's a grade A choad.

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