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#2851
20 hours ago, 927 E. 41st said:

The only real question remaining is whether its drugs, a violent act or the combo package. Maybe we should have a prediction pool.

Violent act resulting in a blood draw is where I'd put my money.

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#2852
22 hours ago, 4th and 5 said:

Zach Smith will never make 3 years probation. I give him maybe 6 months before he is back in jail

Someone will bait him and he won't be able to control himself.

#2853
28 minutes ago, smwhorn said:

Someone will bait him and he won't be able to control himself.

If you want me to drive to Ohio, just come right out and say you you want me to drive to Ohio. 

#2854
On 2/12/2020 at 3:58 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

You underestimate the backlog of most probation officers. I would imagine in Ohio, their apathy reaches astounding proportions. I give it 6 months before he even sees his probation officer.

I'm guessing either what smwhorn said will go down, or because he obviously never learned not to threaten or hit a woman, he'll be up to his old tricks with his ex-wife again and get his sentence reinstated. The dude is loathsome and it's his way of life.

On 2/12/2020 at 5:46 PM, smwhorn said:

Someone will bait him and he won't be able to control himself.

 

#2857
On 2/8/2020 at 12:10 AM, markstanco said:
On 2/7/2020 at 3:36 PM, MoJames said:
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Looks like she is saying "I am". But to what?

"Bam" 

#2860

She saying, “Here you are Kermit, these are for you. They’re your new pillows. Come, lie down and enjoy the fruits of your labor.” The tape is just sped up a little. 

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#2862

Is he out of jail yet?

 

I only ask, because I'm looking forward to his next arrest.

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#2863

Bump. Somehow I thought of Zach when I got the vid clip of the good ol' boy talking about the crackhead chick wandering up his driveway and offering him a blowjob and a doughnut for a roll of toilet paper...

#2864

I figured, and was actually kind of hoping, that the dude had gotten Coronavirus when I saw this bumped. 

I mean I'm not actively rooting for it, but when I saw it bumped, my thought process was "there must be news about Zach Smith, oh it must be CV related, well I hope he's got it".

That wasn't very nice of me though!!!!!

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#2872
15 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

Any argument for him being somewhat sane is now gone.
 

Thats some next level shit. And......who’s the mother?

His Motel 6 maid. 

#2875
46 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

Any argument for him being somewhat sane is now gone.
 

Thats some next level shit. And......who’s the mother?

 

30 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

His Motel 6 maid. 

I'll put $5 down on his Hooters waitress

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#2877

That’s an odd move.
Sincere blessings and good luck to the little guy. Sometimes the worst people turn into the best parents.

#2878
5 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

That’s an odd move.
Sincere blessings and good luck to the little guy. Sometimes the worst people turn into the best parents.

I'm sure the kid's mother will be a wonderful parent.  Hopefully good enough to overcome the father that poor kid is saddles with.

#2880
On 8/20/2020 at 9:43 AM, TrashMaster G said:

I'm sure the kid's mother will be a wonderful parent.  Hopefully good enough to overcome the father that poor kid is saddles with.

Hopefully a wolf pack intervenes.  Would be a big step up

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#2889
10 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

This POS is still all over Twitter trying to shit on Texas:

 

 

 

 

 

Sam wasn't great but why Zach Smith cares about it so much is pathetic. 

#2890

Just scares you to death what a proper Evangelical Christian Zach Smith is.  I mean, you look over at him and those leaders he follows, and those that follow him...and it just scares you to death.  

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#2892
5 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Fucking unbelievable that this unhinged scumbag was a college football coach.

Sadly we put dogs down that have rabies but not rabid subhumans ...

#2894
1 hour ago, Enchubben said:

This POS is still all over Twitter trying to shit on Texas:

 

 

 

 

 

Ok Zach, so why don’t we compare with some of the guys you coach ……………………

#2896

What happens first.....Texas loses or Zach gets thrown back in the hoosegow?

#2897

Anyone who watched that Tech game and came away thinking that Sam was the weak link needs their head examined. Sam, Josh Moore,  and Dicker were about the only things keeping us in that damn game. 

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#2898
1 hour ago, CurlyDumps said:

Fucking unbelievable that this unhinged scumbag was a college football coach.

Really? Lots of programs will put up with anything.

 

 

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#2899
1 minute ago, honolulu horn said:

Anyone who watched that Tech game and came away thinking that Sam was the weak link needs their head examined. Sam, Josh Moore,  and Dicker were about the only things keeping us in that damn game. 

zach smith already had his head examined...they didn't find anything. he's a grade A choad.

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