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28 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Wait, so who is this new guy?

He’s the hero Austin deserves, but not the one it needs right now. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A burnt orange knight.

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  • This country doesn't care about this, look at who's president for christ's sake. Half of these people who are going to act morally outraged at alleged infidelity (Looking at Aggy) are the same ones we

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43 minutes ago, Goredho said:

You may have hit the bottle less, but you hit your wife more.  I wonder why no one wants to have this guy help shape the future of young men?

Happen to have anything on Jason Garrett? Can we go ahead and get that train rolling so he can be out by tomorrow?

57 minutes ago, DreadHead said:

This country doesn't care about this, look at who's president for christ's sake. Half of these people who are going to act morally outraged at alleged infidelity (Looking at Aggy) are the same ones wearing MAGA shirts supporting married Donald Trump, a cheat who is banging and has banged anyone he can get next to. The hypocrisy is crazy. 

 

Keep the politics on the politics board, stupid fuck. 

Also, this does nothing to alter my opinion that the Big 12 is the most entertaining conference in the game

So that was the big news? That Tom cheated on his wife? Lmao. That's tame. And it seemed like she already knows. So who gives a shit. And he liked to drink? Oh no!!

26 minutes ago, Tired of Lurking said:

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Uh, what does that mean? I'm an old dude. It appears to be something I'd like, just not sure what it means.

 

18 minutes ago, Wally Banger said:

He’s not done tonight!
 

 

 

 


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His lack of self awareness is breathtaking.  "(Herman) trying to tale down Urban..lol" 

no dumbass, you are doing that all by yourself.  Please continue and disregard the knock at your door, it's just the Ohio mafia there to "talk things over".  

Just now, Steel Shank said:

Uh, what does that mean? I'm an old dude. It appears to be something I'd like, just not sure what it means.

 

Rimjob, maybe? 

1 minute ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Also, this does nothing to alter my opinion that the Big 12 is the most entertaining conference in the game

Leach to KU would make it better.

Just now, Steel Shank said:

Uh, what does that mean? I'm an old dude. It appears to be something I'd like, just not sure what it means.

 

Even I haven’t forgotten what that means.

3 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Even I haven’t forgotten what that means.

That's ice cold, AB. Ice cold!!!

Aren't there any pipe hittin' Horns out there near this dickhead who can pay him a visit? He's messing with our coach and his family. Fuck that puto!!!

Uh, what does that mean? I'm an old dude. It appears to be something I'd like, just not sure what it means.
 


Sure looks like a facial. Even if that’s not what it is, it’s what I’m going with
11 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Keep the politics on the politics board, stupid fuck. 

The analogy is accurate but may be over your head considering your response. How mature.

3 minutes ago, DreadHead said:

The analogy is accurate but may be over your head considering your response. How mature.

Don’t fucking bring CR political bullshit to the football board fuckface. This is a warning. Don’t let it happen again

15 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Uh, what does that mean? I'm an old dude. It appears to be something I'd like, just not sure what it means.

 

She’ll eat the scrum.

She’ll eat the scrum.


God dammit. One mystery at a time
45 minutes ago, Tired of Lurking said:

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I assumed this just means Iowa girls are ugly and have to go the extra mile

I assumed this just means Iowa girls are ugly and have to go the extra mile


You’ll never look at a corn cob the same way
1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Don't CR the football board, newbie. People do care about it because it makes Herman look bad which makes Texas look bad. 

I'm not a newbie, I just don't post often. And my point was accurate. One can't support one and not the other if their behavior is the same. I don't like that it makes Texas look bad, but people these days have lower morals than they once did, certain behavior is more acceptable than it once was. People are more hostile to each other online, see Zach's behavior and the response to my post. A lot of hypocrisy going on.

6 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Don’t fucking bring CR political bullshit to the football board fuckface. This is a warning. Don’t let it happen again

Why do you feel the need to swear at me and threaten me? 

Let's direct our anger towards Zach.. I can get down with that. 😃

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16 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Don’t fucking bring CR political bullshit to the football board fuckface. This is a warning. Don’t let it happen again

Look at this tough guy.  What are you gonna do?  Suck his dick?

Michelle sounds like she's awesome adfbe745d4033a694fc5689c34d7b1eb.jpg

7 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

I don't know who this guy is but he's going in on Zach Smith. 

 

Not all heroes are Twitter verified but one is. 

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6 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

I don't know who this guy is but he's going in on Zach Smith. 

 

This not going the way ZSmith thought it would.  

2 minutes ago, Spur08 said:

Michelle sounds like she's awesome adfbe745d4033a694fc5689c34d7b1eb.jpg

Pretty sure everyone  would love that er... supportive evidence.

2 minutes ago, Spur08 said:

Michelle sounds like she's awesome adfbe745d4033a694fc5689c34d7b1eb.jpg

Hey Zach,

If a guy and his wife rip lines off strippers together, that guy’s wife doesn’t give a fuck about him getting pussy on the side. 

Now load that gun and do us all a favor.  Fucking lunatic.  

4 minutes ago, Spur08 said:

Michelle sounds like she's awesome adfbe745d4033a694fc5689c34d7b1eb.jpg

The family that bumps coke on strippers titties together stays together. 

4 minutes ago, Spur08 said:

Michelle sounds like she's awesome adfbe745d4033a694fc5689c34d7b1eb.jpg

I mean i kinda want to party with coach and the misses now. 

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5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

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Pretty sure half of surly would let Herman do lines off their man tits if he won a conference title.

I can get my wife to go to the strip club, we have on multiple occasions, but she won't do coke with me. Michelle sounds like a pretty cool wife.

This guy Zach has just called down the thunder, and now he's got it. His demise is going to be very public and painful. 

1 minute ago, CooterBrown said:

Pretty sure half of surly would let Herman do lines off their man tits if he won a conference title.

Just half?  Clearly some of us lack commitment to the program.

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1 minute ago, CooterBrown said:

Pretty sure half of surly would let Herman do lines off their man tits if he won a conference title.

There's a guy who wears tailored Chinese made Texans jerseys who will be first in line for that, title or no title. 

1 minute ago, sdhornesq said:

Just half?  Clearly some of us lack commitment to the program.

Some of us gotta get a playoff win before we offer up the man tit smorgasbord.

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

who hasnt snorted coke off of a strippers chest with their wives?

I mean, this ain't BYU.

25 minutes ago, DreadHead said:

Why do you feel the need to swear at me and threaten me? 

this may not be the place for you

Shit, would love to be his Ex's divorce lawyer right now. "Excuse me your Honor, please see these Tweets.... " 

4 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Good news is, he's about to be crucified on social media for a reason now.

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