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  • Fuck you Kelsie, fuck you Ertz, Fuck you Tate and most of all fuck you Philly! Now you guys go run your mouths to the press some more

  • jesus christ Dak.  he sucks so much

  • That's the move of a man who know he's on the verge of being fired.

That was somewhat satisfying.

Fuck you Ginger, stop smiling, your team still fucking sucks and this season is a fucking joke.

Fecals have been flushed.

Fuck you garrett. Fuck you linehan. The defense should get first class seats for the ride home and you two should be put on a fucking Greyhound with a backed up toilet. 

Fuck you Kelsie, fuck you Ertz, Fuck you Tate and most of all fuck you Philly!

Now you guys go run your mouths to the press some more

Fuck y’all fucks whom doubted. Ride to the end hoe!

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fuck you philly

and fuck you refs for calling 0 penalties on those cocksuckers the entire game 

Fuck everything philly. Fuxk your green puke shit.  Fuxk your city. Fuxk your fans. Fuck your players.  Fuxk you all 

the running game was better but not sure how much was the eagles sucking.

best weekend ever ! Tottenham....Horns..... new pussy I met....spurs.... boys....

1 minute ago, Uncle Nate said:

Fuck you garrett. Fuck you linehan. The defense should get first class seats for the ride home and you two should be put on a fucking Greyhound with a backed up toilet. 

hate to admit it, but the O was not awful this week

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Garrett gets a 10 year extension!!

for beating Philly's 8th team defensive backs.

Did they shapeshift into this new guy?

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

hate to admit it, but the O was not awful this week

My anger was how bad they fucked up that last offensive series to give the ball back to philly with enough time to come back and tie.  Defense saved their stupid asses. 

LVE interview. Gives credit to Sean I like this kid 

 

My $50 pawn shop find Epiphone Les Paul Jr. is the game's MVP.

When the momentum was turning against the Cowboys in the first half I got antsy and picked it up and started playing...ended up in a loop of "The Waiting" by Tom Petty.  I played the Cowboys back to a 10 point lead at the half.

Started the second half not playing and the fecals surged to tie it up.

I picked up the guitar again and started playing, same stuff. Cowboys took the lead back and clamped down on D. I played that shit until the final second ticked off the clock to seal the victory.

 

That sumbitch was missing tackles left and right last week.

2 minutes ago, DougO said:

 

My $50 pawn shop find Epiphone Les Paul Jr. is the game's MVP.

When the momentum was turning against the Cowboys in the first half I got antsy and picked it up and started playing...ended up in a loop of "The Waiting" by Tom Petty.  I played the Cowboys back to a 10 point lead at the half.

Started the second half not playing and the fecals surged to tie it up.

I picked up the guitar again and started playing, same stuff. Cowboys took the lead back and clamped down on D. I played that shit until the final second ticked off the clock to seal the victory.

 

You're headed for trouble. Calling for a pick six before the half. You should see someone.That's your Indian name. Should See Someone

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I wish they would fire Garrett and hire literally anyone else


Fify

Sorry, Fecals, at least you won the best celebrations competition.

5 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

I wish they would fire Garrett and hire Sean Lee

he'd throw his shoulder out trying to clap

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I am still sticking with that Wentz is the most overrated thing going in the NFL. People desperately want him to be the golden boy and some great QB but he isn't. 

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I am still sticking with that Wentz is the most overrated thing going in the NFL. People desperately want him to be the golden boy and some great QB but he isn't. 

Oh ok. He was just well on his way to win NFL MVP in  year 2 and led the Eagles to the #1 seed before he tore his ACL 

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2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Oh ok. He was just well on his way to win NFL MVP in  year 2 and led the Eagles to the #1 seed before he tore his ACL 

So pretty much what Dak did his rookie year.  Dak gets trashed and Wentz gets praised. Don't get it.

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That's what the commie fecals get for their coach chewing gum during the national anthem, while America's Team was singing the words.

Edited by DougO

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

So pretty much what Dak did his rookie year.  Dak gets trashed and Wentz gets praised. Don't get it.

ok dak lost to gb at home and is worthless without zeke. i cant even name phillys RB

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2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

ok dak lost to gb at home and is worthless without zeke. i cant even name phillys RB

Lmao now you are sounding silly and creating false narratives. You do realize the Eagles were 3rd in rushing last year, right? They made a mid season move to get Ajayi to go along with Blount. Reminder, last year was the only season worth a damn so far for Wentz and guess what, had a great running game. So seems Wentz needs a solid run game as well.

And you are right, Dak has at least played in a playoff game. Meanwhile Wentz's backup comes in and they don't miss a beat and now comes out flat as can be and loses to a shit ass Dallas team after a bye week. You could stick Foles in this season and they'd be about what they are now. No real difference in Foles and Wentz.

you watched the game tonight and came away with "wentz is overrated"??

Don't worry that's all part of the Vic eyeball test. Much like his taste in women everything is blown out of proportion.

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